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(Daily Mail)   Half-ton California cow, Milkshake, is udderly confused, thinks she is a dog: "She's even followed me into the bathroom before" (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 24
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2014-06-09 07:40:16 AM  
Weird, because I thought ALL cows would know about bathroom etiquette these days
 
2014-06-09 08:58:45 AM  
Milkshake, as she's called


And yet I see nary a boy in the yard.
 
2014-06-09 01:00:43 PM  
Crazy Cow Lady?
 
2014-06-09 01:02:14 PM  

Sybarite: Milkshake, as she's called


And yet I see nary a boy in the yard.


the milkshake brings all the boys to the can, I'd teach you but I just ran
 
2014-06-09 01:02:26 PM  
This story is udderly ridiculous.
 
2014-06-09 01:03:04 PM  
Does she still want steak?
 
2014-06-09 01:03:45 PM  
The lady in the story has a nice set of udders herself.

/there udder be a law
 
2014-06-09 01:04:24 PM  
85 stone cow...

Hey, that nice lady was nice. Don't call her that.
 
2014-06-09 01:04:55 PM  
Her house must smell wonderful
 
2014-06-09 01:06:21 PM  
I don't let dogs follow me into the bathroom either, lady.
 
2014-06-09 01:06:41 PM  

Sybarite: Milkshake, as she's called


And yet I see nary a boy in the yard.


stmedia.startribune.com

\yard in question
\\now you know why people avoid it
 
2014-06-09 01:08:26 PM  
i2.mirror.co.uk
 
2014-06-09 01:19:40 PM  

abhorrent1: Her house must smell wonderful


Kentuckyfriedmovie you tube link to follow.
 
2014-06-09 01:24:10 PM  
imgace.com
 
2014-06-09 02:05:31 PM  
Half-ton California cow,

www.eonline.com
 
2014-06-09 02:08:02 PM  

jaytkay: Half-ton California cow,

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]


If I didn't know better I'd think that was fake. Farking disgusting.
 
2014-06-09 02:21:46 PM  
I got my dogs from the Grace Foundation.  No wonder they keep trying to eat the grass.
I heard the foundation was in financial trouble last year.  It's good to see they didn't lose the ranch.

/for reals
 
2014-06-09 02:21:53 PM  

abhorrent1: jaytkay: Half-ton California cow,

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]

If I didn't know better I'd think that was fake. Farking disgusting.


It's California. Everything's fake. From the tits to the ass.

/head chef at a local joint
//haven't seen this much silicone since baywatch
 
2014-06-09 02:42:44 PM  

Fool0ndahill: I got my dogs from the Grace Foundation.  No wonder they keep trying to eat the grass.
I heard the foundation was in financial trouble last year.  It's good to see they didn't lose the ranch.

/for reals


My family lives in Camino - this lady saved a horse that an asshole neighbor of theirs abandoned to starve when they moved. She is good people.
 
2014-06-09 03:09:51 PM  

jaytkay: Half-ton California cow,

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]


that's gross. what is that?
 
2014-06-09 03:13:27 PM  

some_beer_drinker: jaytkay: Half-ton California cow,

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]

that's gross. what is that?


It's a kard-ASS-ian
 
2014-06-09 03:14:28 PM  

khyberkitsune: abhorrent1: jaytkay: Half-ton California cow,

[www.eonline.com image 293x473]

If I didn't know better I'd think that was fake. Farking disgusting.

It's California. Everything's fake. From the tits to the ass.

/head chef at a local joint
//haven't seen this much silicone since baywatch


I meant the picture. Not the ass. Either way it's still gross.
 
2014-06-09 03:34:16 PM  
Does she chew up slippers and pee on the rug too?
 
2014-06-09 08:45:50 PM  
They should try to get her with some other cows, but that would probably mean they would be beef cows.
 
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