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(New York Daily News)   Drunk, shirtless, and trying to shoplift candy is no way to go through life, son   (nydailynews.com) divider line 8
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2014-06-09 02:53:27 AM  
I guess he didn't read the sign on the door.

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2014-06-09 03:30:17 AM  
No Shirt
No Shoes
No Service

It doesn't say anything about pants though.
 
2014-06-09 03:45:29 AM  
If it isn't, I don't want to be wrong.

Or, right.

Whichever.  As long as I end up sticky in the end.
 
2014-06-09 04:12:10 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I guess he didn't read the sign on the door.

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2014-06-09 04:39:12 AM  
'Drunk, shirtless, and trying to shoplift candy is no way to go through life, son'

hey, i get that... a reference to the movie animal house!
 
2014-06-09 05:46:08 AM  
I dunno.  If you're gonna try and shoplift candy half naked, you might as well be drunk.  I mean, at that point, why not?
 
2014-06-09 08:00:57 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I guess he didn't read the sign on the door.


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Ain' nothin' on there 'bout pants, though.
 
2014-06-09 10:25:34 AM  
Looks like he was busted a week ago for something else ........shocking!!!
 
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