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(CNN)   Man blindsided by cops while prowling outside Sandra Bullock's home   (cnn.com ) divider line
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2014-06-09 02:55:50 AM  
Subby, I don't think you're understanding the gravity of the situation.
 
2014-06-09 03:16:56 AM  
I bet the guy was high on speed.
 
2014-06-09 03:49:51 AM  
The scary part was that he had been there for 28 days.
 
2014-06-09 03:59:14 AM  
He was of the congenial type though (so I heard).
 
2014-06-09 04:00:00 AM  
And, it did happen while she was sleeping.
 
2014-06-09 04:06:16 AM  
Looks like the forces of nature managed to keep him away.
 
2014-06-09 04:12:09 AM  
Hopefully it wasn't a Demolition Man..

/still my favorite with her in it.
 
2014-06-09 04:20:15 AM  
I'd take a quick peek.
images.travelerstoday.com
www.coupay.com
 
2014-06-09 04:34:57 AM  
Bet she did NAZI that coming
ll-media.tmz.com
 
2014-06-09 04:43:09 AM  
Sandra Bullock reference,

/also, any new word on this whores ridiculous gunpoint anal-fisting sextape that's been talked about?
 
2014-06-09 05:47:16 AM  

robohobo: Sandra Bullock reference,

/also, any new word on this whores ridiculous gunpoint anal-fisting sextape that's been talked about?


Was there a Tila Tequila thread I missed?
 
2014-06-09 06:10:52 AM  
A hot prowler? So she was being stalked by Channing Tatum.
 
2014-06-09 06:12:43 AM  

LonMead: I'd take a quick peek.
[images.travelerstoday.com image 600x329]
[www.coupay.com image 850x637]


Oh, the things I would do to/with/for Ms. Bullock...
 
2014-06-09 06:20:18 AM  

shortdarkandmeh: LonMead: I'd take a quick peek.
[images.travelerstoday.com image 600x329]
[www.coupay.com image 850x637]

Oh, the things I would do to/with/for Ms. Bullock...


Do you like those pics? I found them on...THE NET.

filmmakeriq.com
 
2014-06-09 06:31:08 AM  
He was probably homeless and just looking for a place to crash
 
2014-06-09 07:01:09 AM  
She was awaken because the intruder was extremely loud & incredibly close.
 
2014-06-09 07:05:42 AM  
I don't think any of you understand the gravity of this situation.
 
2014-06-09 07:18:03 AM  
Did they make him see the gravity of what he was doing?
 
2014-06-09 08:08:41 AM  
Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?
 
2014-06-09 08:10:50 AM  
When she asked the cops about the time frame that the guy was outside, they just said "While you were sleeping."
 
2014-06-09 08:15:01 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?


I would like to have sex with her. Does that count?
 
2014-06-09 08:34:40 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?


I thought the answer to that was 'everyone'.  Is that incorrect?
 
2014-06-09 08:50:43 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?


*sigh* Heterosexual men.
Now tell yourself that there is nothing wrong with that.
 
2014-06-09 08:56:54 AM  
She's a strong woman and she will get through this.  It's like that time in college.  Her favorite class was on American horror literature, but she was in the middle of a bad break up with her boyfriend.  She'd been through eight bad break ups already and just didn't want to deal with this guy.  So she ignored him the best she could and buried herself in the works of early American horror writers.  You see, she would love Poe, shun #9.
 
2014-06-09 08:58:24 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?


This. She has very little talent and no figure.
 
2014-06-09 08:59:03 AM  

Slowdog: She's a strong woman and she will get through this.  It's like that time in college.  Her favorite class was on American horror literature, but she was in the middle of a bad break up with her boyfriend.  She'd been through eight bad break ups already and just didn't want to deal with this guy.  So she ignored him the best she could and buried herself in the works of early American horror writers.  You see, she would love Poe, shun #9.


My left hand doesn't know whether to slap my right hand, repeatedly, or you.
 
2014-06-09 09:03:14 AM  

vudukungfu: Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?

*sigh* Heterosexual men.
Now tell yourself that there is nothing wrong with that.


Holy shiat. People like Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock is like white bread with a side of water. Why would you choose Sandra Bullock if anything else was available? The only guy she could get was a lowlife nazi and even he dumped her. The only people who like Sandra Bullock are moms because she plays sexy moms and every mom wants to be a sexy mom.
 
2014-06-09 09:06:28 AM  

Rapmaster2000: vudukungfu: Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?

*sigh* Heterosexual men.
Now tell yourself that there is nothing wrong with that.

Holy shiat. People like Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock is like white bread with a side of water. Why would you choose Sandra Bullock if anything else was available? The only guy she could get was a lowlife nazi and even he dumped her. The only people who like Sandra Bullock are moms because she plays sexy moms and every mom wants to be a sexy mom.


That's false. Sandra has never been sexy.
 
2014-06-09 09:09:42 AM  
Uh oh, the Studmen convention is meeting in this thread this morning.
 
2014-06-09 09:11:34 AM  

Slowdog: She's a strong woman and she will get through this.  It's like that time in college.  Her favorite class was on American horror literature, but she was in the middle of a bad break up with her boyfriend.  She'd been through eight bad break ups already and just didn't want to deal with this guy.  So she ignored him the best she could and buried herself in the works of early American horror writers.  You see, she would love Poe, shun #9.


2d6 random murderers will be coming to your house to prevent you from doing anything like that ever again.
 
2014-06-09 09:12:38 AM  
I read that as Plowing outside Sandra's home and of course my mind went to how much I would like to plow Sandra.  So with that in mind, do I ever have a Proposal for her...

www.leakedcelebs.com
 
2014-06-09 09:16:26 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Rapmaster2000: vudukungfu: Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?

*sigh* Heterosexual men.
Now tell yourself that there is nothing wrong with that.

Holy shiat. People like Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock is like white bread with a side of water. Why would you choose Sandra Bullock if anything else was available? The only guy she could get was a lowlife nazi and even he dumped her. The only people who like Sandra Bullock are moms because she plays sexy moms and every mom wants to be a sexy mom.

That's false. Sandra has never been sexy.


I think it takes a certain sense of humor and groundedness for an actress, especially an A-list actress, to accept a Razzie in person in the same year they also won an Oscar.  That sense of humor, groundedness and  "girl next door" attractiveness actually makes Sandra Bullock pretty sexy.  That is if you're actually interested in a woman rather than a body.
 
2014-06-09 09:35:24 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?


She is America's sweetheard, goddamnit!
 
2014-06-09 10:02:25 AM  

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?

This. She has very little talent and no figure.


And those knees...
 
2014-06-09 10:12:08 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?


She's nice looking but a bit long in the tooth to be called America's Sweetheart. She's more like America's Attractive Aunt.
 
2014-06-09 10:14:27 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?

She's nice looking but a bit long in the tooth to be called America's Sweetheart. She's more like America's Attractive Aunt.


That's kinda creepy.
 
2014-06-09 10:18:36 AM  
37.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-09 10:18:54 AM  
And she is fluent in German - the language of love.

Mmmmmm. Nice.
 
2014-06-09 10:59:19 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Who the hell likes Sandra Bullock?


never mind the Bullocks.

Wellon Dowd: She's nice looking but a bit long in the tooth to be called America's Sweetheart. She's more like America's Attractive Aunt.


AILF, but that's more like southern redneck for elf.  Still roll off the tongue nicely.

/she does, I mean
 
2014-06-09 11:28:24 AM  
amazingly hot.  love her.  mega hotness.
 
2014-06-09 11:32:47 AM  
 
2014-06-09 10:59:50 PM  

HopScotchNSoda: Phenomenon


I just...well, I dunno. That made me.....not understand. I mean...I really shouldn't be..but I am totally weirded out in a sorta, kinda good way. Even the pink thingies liked it. I think...
 
2014-06-10 12:27:44 AM  

HopScotchNSoda: Phenomenon


doot DOO doo DOO doo... doot Doo DOO Doo...
 
2014-06-10 12:04:48 PM  
She is very nice and if the guy would have shown up at a reasonable hour and not been creepy looking, she might have spoke with him for a bit.
 
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