MaudlinMutantMollusk: Talk about not news
gnosis301: Someone taught bears how to use wire hangers?
Strongbeerrules: Their paws make great soup.
brimed03: Strongbeerrules: Their paws make great soup.You're thinking of the donuts. Those aren't literally bear claws.
Begoggle: Of course nothing in the article says anything about them being able to open a door.But whatevs, typical Fark.
worlddan: Begoggle: Of course nothing in the article says anything about them being able to open a door.But whatevs, typical Fark.Local bears have learned how to open car doors, trash bins and will enter unsecured porches and garages.
Apos: [i.imgur.com image 240x274]/YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!
voodoomedic: This is why my truck always has .30-06 stored when we go camping./boom!/headshot!
sirrerun: A Farker skimming TFA then claiming a pertinent detail was missing when it was there all along?Yep, typical Fark!*sitcom lafftrak*
LadySusan: Hope they find a security camera video because watching the bear rip the car apart would be hilarious. Well, not so hilarious for the car owners, maybe. The rest of us can laugh though.No good bear stories, just many sightings.Well a mother bear and cub were eating the apples from the trees in Curry Village in Yosemite. We tourists hung around at a safe distance just beyond apple core throwing range. There were so many apples she'd just take a bite or two and then hurl the rest away. The cub came down and didn't like the look of us, but then got back up in the tree. The mother bear gave zero farks and just kept chowing down on the apples.One idiot tried to get closer but listened to his pals who told him to get back.
Solty Dog: Years ago, things were made so only creatures with opposable thumbs could use them. Then, a small but thumbless minority, had them change everything. This is what happens when you slap evolution in the face.
Kevin72: What Kevin72 might look like encountering an urban bear:[s25.postimg.org image 450x800]image hosting websites
worlddan: unyon:So just so you know for future reference, apparently that's one way to get a bear out of your vehicle.I've never had a bear inside my car but one did climb on the hood and look inside at me through the windshield. I banged on the window and it ran off. Thankfully it was a juvenile otherwise the hood might have got squashed. A car actually makes an excellent blind.Anyway, I know someone who made the mistake of leaving an empty pizza box in their car while they were out camping. Trust me, a bear can do terrible damage to a vehicle and it taught me a valuable lesson. No open food, no garbage, nothing smelly in a car.
davidphogan: Kevin72: What Kevin72 might look like encountering an urban bear:[s25.postimg.org image 450x800]image hosting websitesIt's nice you were willing to take the time to pose with some dude on crutches.
Dinjiin: I'll just leave this here.
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