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(The Day)   Police charge twins with DUI in separate incidents within 3 minutes of each other   (theday.com) divider line 30
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2014-06-08 09:00:01 PM  
On Saturday at 1:49 a.m., police said Kathleen S. Murphy, 25
On Sunday at 1:46 a.m., police arrested Hannah R. Murphy, 25


actually 23 hours, 57 minutes apart.
 
2014-06-08 09:00:53 PM  
Police added that the car Kathleen Murphy hit early Saturday was struck a short time later in the Hootie's lot by a car driven by another alleged drunk driver.

sucks to be the guy who has that car.
 
2014-06-08 09:03:27 PM  

SlothB77: On Saturday at 1:49 a.m., police said Kathleen S. Murphy, 25
On Sunday at 1:46 a.m., police arrested Hannah R. Murphy, 25

actually 23 hours, 57 minutes apart.


I was told there would be... Oh, forget it
 
2014-06-08 09:03:37 PM  
I think if you can just say the name of that place (Pawcahuteckteaha or whatever it was), you should be left to go on your way.
 
2014-06-08 10:25:24 PM  
Awesome sauce!
 
2014-06-08 11:27:33 PM  
"No, *she's* the evil twin" "No, *she's* the evil twin"
 
2014-06-08 11:28:46 PM  
Aren't twins who are 25 and drunk the ultimate MFF?
 
2014-06-08 11:29:57 PM  

belhade: "No, *she's* the evil twin" "No, *she's* the evil twin"


Which one has a goatee?
 
2014-06-08 11:31:14 PM  

rkiller1: Aren't twins who are 25 and drunk the ultimate MFF?


Are they asian?
 
2014-06-08 11:31:23 PM  
Police charge twins with DUI in separate incidents within 3 minutes of each other

"Coincidence? Read the book!"

/because nothing is obscure on Fark...
 
2014-06-08 11:31:53 PM  

kendelrio: belhade: "No, *she's* the evil twin" "No, *she's* the evil twin"

Which one has a goatee?


Aah the evil spock law in practice
 
2014-06-08 11:36:23 PM  
DUI Trifecta in play achieved.
 
2014-06-08 11:39:12 PM  
12 posts and no pics?   Fark,  I am disappoint.

/ttiuwop
 
2014-06-08 11:39:51 PM  
Make mine a double.
 
2014-06-08 11:40:10 PM  

rkiller1: Aren't twins who are 25 and drunk the ultimate MFF?


Without pics, how can you tell?
 
2014-06-08 11:43:13 PM  
Why do some [stupid] media outlets publish the complete address of people who are arrested?  It seems like a huge liability issue.  What if the person is hiding from a crazy ex and they use that information to track down the arrestee and kill them?  Or maybe they've got a creepy coworker who decides to step up to stalking now that they know where the person lives.  Or a kiddie diddler gives a false address and a neighborhood vigilante decides to burn the house down, killing a family of 5 who had nothing to do with the crime.
 
2014-06-08 11:48:30 PM  
Maybe it's the same woman just PRETENDING to be her own twin?

granolasteak: I think if you can just say the name of that place (Pawcahuteckteaha or whatever it was), you should be left to go on your way.


"Stonington" doesn't sound like it would be that hard to pronounce.

Heh, "Stonington".
 
2014-06-08 11:50:11 PM  
Tucker Carlson thinks they should both be fined .11 cents and sent on their way.
 
2014-06-08 11:50:46 PM  

rkiller1: Aren't twins who are 25 and drunk the ultimate MFF?


Yes. Only not for you.

Or FFF.
/moistens
 
2014-06-09 12:04:46 AM  

Prof. Frink: rkiller1: Aren't twins who are 25 and drunk the ultimate MFF?

Yes. Only not for you.

Or FFF.
/moistens


Go on...
 
2014-06-09 12:21:06 AM  
Great, just give the whole world their farking address. Drop all charges, the punishment is done.
 
2014-06-09 12:22:31 AM  

SlothB77: Police added that the car Kathleen Murphy hit early Saturday was struck a short time later in the Hootie's lot by a car driven by another alleged drunk driver.

sucks to be the guy who has that car.


Nah, two insurance payouts. One to fix, one to hit the Bahamas with a whore.
 
2014-06-09 12:26:16 AM  
A clear case of quantwin entanglement.
 
2014-06-09 12:29:19 AM  
They sound like fun
 
2014-06-09 12:50:21 AM  
no pics?
 
2014-06-09 01:01:11 AM  

DORMAMU: rkiller1: Aren't twins who are 25 and drunk the ultimate MFF?

Are they asian?


How many Asian Murphys do you know?
 
2014-06-09 01:05:43 AM  
Hootie's doesn't sound like a very good place to park.
 
2014-06-09 01:09:10 AM  
Then both married mechanics late in life, and each had a daughter named Selkie. One was shot in a Lincoln automobile, and the other was stabbed by her best friend named Kennedy. We all love these coincidences.
 
2014-06-09 03:04:39 AM  

lack of warmth: rkiller1: Aren't twins who are 25 and drunk the ultimate MFF?

Without pics, how can you tell?


Does this help?

i58.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-09 12:57:57 PM  

mjjt: lack of warmth: rkiller1: Aren't twins who are 25 and drunk the ultimate MFF?

Without pics, how can you tell?

Does this help?

[i58.tinypic.com image 850x1139]


The one on the left is kinda cute...the one on the right has sharp knees.
 
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