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2014-06-08 10:01:47 PM
Just be glad that my mother's people have turned their skills towards good this time, and not continued their reign of terror against pizza.

Oh, who am I kidding, the Japanese LOVE turning their ebbil on pizza, but it keeps them from designing weapons that will turn most of Asia into glass or some other substance that will not be conducive to continued consciousness, and instead focus their powers on keeping Korean and Chinese animators employed, and feeling very uncomfortable about the products that they turn out.
 
2014-06-08 11:10:42 PM
FTA:  It's like eating a delicate water balloon that can pop at any second for dessert.

that sounds terrible
 
2014-06-08 11:12:44 PM
So it's jello?
 
2014-06-08 11:15:14 PM
Yeah, rice jello.
 
2014-06-08 11:15:50 PM

hubiestubert: Just be glad that my mother's people have turned their skills towards good this time, and not continued their reign of terror against pizza.

Oh, who am I kidding, the Japanese LOVE turning their ebbil on pizza, but it keeps them from designing weapons that will turn most of Asia into glass or some other substance that will not be conducive to continued consciousness, and instead focus their powers on keeping Korean and Chinese animators employed, and feeling very uncomfortable about the products that they turn out.


There was a decent pizza place in the Daiei shopping complex off the navy base in Yokosuka. I notice they kind of skimp on sauce and cheese, but it was recognizable as pizza. Perhaps farther away from US navy bases, they suck?

I know going into Hong Kong, the Chinese idea of pizza was mayo topped with corn. Now that's just insane.
 
2014-06-08 11:16:59 PM
Cake is a lie, there is only cobbler
Through cobbler, I gain weight.
Through weight, I gain sizes
Through sizes, I gain nothing
Through nothing, I eat more.
My hunger shall free me.
 
2014-06-08 11:20:57 PM
If it's not chocolate I don't want it.

/Has brownie chocolate chunk iced cream waiting downstairs
//sounds fat
///am fat
 
2014-06-08 11:23:26 PM
And here I was hoping for Portal 3.
 
2014-06-08 11:26:40 PM
Let them eat fugu.
 
2014-06-08 11:34:10 PM

ThisIsntMe: Yeah, rice jello.


Then that's not a cake. That's a candy type gelatin dessert.

The cake is indeed a lie.
 
2014-06-08 11:43:05 PM
thebrokenbrownegg.org
 
2014-06-08 11:45:23 PM
Bill Cosby approves of this dessert.
 
2014-06-08 11:50:16 PM
It looks like a breast implant... especially the jiggle video...

I'm betting most Farkers here would fondle it before eating it
 
2014-06-08 11:55:28 PM
It's from a HUGE can of Spam.
 
2014-06-09 12:08:41 AM

LtDarkstar: It looks like a breast implant... especially the jiggle video...

I'm betting most Farkers here would fondle it before eating it


If they did they'd end up all sticky.
 
2014-06-09 12:20:58 AM

ThatBillmanGuy: hubiestubert: Just be glad that my mother's people have turned their skills towards good this time, and not continued their reign of terror against pizza.

Oh, who am I kidding, the Japanese LOVE turning their ebbil on pizza, but it keeps them from designing weapons that will turn most of Asia into glass or some other substance that will not be conducive to continued consciousness, and instead focus their powers on keeping Korean and Chinese animators employed, and feeling very uncomfortable about the products that they turn out.

There was a decent pizza place in the Daiei shopping complex off the navy base in Yokosuka. I notice they kind of skimp on sauce and cheese, but it was recognizable as pizza. Perhaps farther away from US navy bases, they suck?

I know going into Hong Kong, the Chinese idea of pizza was mayo topped with corn. Now that's just insane.


Pizza came to Japan thanks to GIs when they were there helping Japan transition. While the Yakuza were getting the unions organized--often with swords and grenades--to get things running right, there were a few entrepreneurs who realized that GIs wanted something like home, and they tried their hand at pizza. It wasn't great pizza, but it was a little like home, and others picked up on the trend, and even learned to like it themselves. And then things got weird, man. Things got very weird.
 
2014-06-09 12:42:40 AM
And .. why?
 
2014-06-09 01:14:39 AM
AM I the only one who saw that dessert and thought "Waterlollies!"?

I can only hope they don't explode in your stomach after you eat them.
 
2014-06-09 01:18:05 AM
Just on general principals, f*ck gawker sites. Jalopnik is kinda okay except for the every other story is a link to some other f*cking gawker site.
 
2014-06-09 01:47:13 AM

Boo_Guy: LtDarkstar: It looks like a breast implant... especially the jiggle video...

I'm betting most Farkers here would fondle it before eating it

If they did they'd end up all sticky.


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2014-06-09 02:00:30 AM

CruJones: FTA:  It's like eating a delicate water balloon that can pop at any second for dessert.

that sounds terrible


It sounds good to me, but i love mochi and things that pop, like fig seeds and fish eggs.
 
2014-06-09 02:07:17 AM
Transparent jelly, basically. Easy enough to achieve with gelatine and tap water.
 
2014-06-09 09:05:38 AM
Oh ho may Ya!!

//now take a dump in front of this here elevator.
 
2014-06-09 09:52:09 AM

o'really: CruJones: FTA:  It's like eating a delicate water balloon that can pop at any second for dessert.

that sounds terrible

It sounds good to me, but i love mochi and things that pop, like fig seeds and fish eggs.


You like things that could pop in your mouth at any minute, huh?
 
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