mikerylander: I honestly have no part of the distribution model. I just go to to work everyday, find a Farked up story, and do a destruction of its local news video coverage.Oh, and lots and lots of meth. The WTFark office is a big meth den. Duh. Obvi.
mikerylander: But luckily, 2014 was a good year for me. Shot a Mark Wahlberg movie, shot some commercials, blah, blah blah. And then, I got this gig.
Lee Jackson Beauregard: So how did subby get primer commentario in the headline without getting filter pwned?
brimed03: Mentalpatient87: Sure wish they'd spend more time and money making mobile Fark more functional with quotes and stuff instead of hiring more advertisers...Holy crap yes. I hate that I can't cut down the amount of quoted text on mobile. Often I just want to comment on one part of someone's five-part post.
Cpl.D: I haven't really watched your videos, mikerylander. So frankly, I ain't being fair to you. It's rather jarring to see a third incarnation of FarkTV, so I dismissed it out of hand.Give me a while to get the curmudgeon out and I'll sit down and take a look. Give you another shot.
thehobbes: If you want to win over farkers you have to have commenting. It will also increase your views of the video.Yeah some of the people on here will trash it on principle, but someone *may* watch it and make some witty remark about something in it, or reference somewhere in it there is a MILF, etc. Once that happens, other commenters lurking in the comments will go ahead and click it. Same concept as the daily fail's "hot" standard. Some will venture forth to check, and with some people actually watching the segment, more information is generated and the conversation continues. This will then increase comment count and then increase people interested as to what is going on in the thread, generating more clicks.Yeah you will take criticism, but view this as retarded internet fight club. Being new, you'll take it personally and let it get you depressed, after a few weeks, you'll learn to be self-deprecating and able to make your enemies look like potato.Taking away the commenting section makes this as easily ignored as (sponsored partner) was.
kroonermanblack: Maybe a good PR campaign that isn't overly forceful and in your face would help. Like: 'Ya, we know, we're not farktv, please at least try watching us before showering us in your bile'.
Zafler: And here I was, going to give it a shot despite the association with sweat and dead mans balls. Good jorb douchebro on completely failing to understand anything.
mikerylander: <snip>Of the 3600+ clicks this post got, you and like 3 other dudes ruined my night.Thanks again.
brimed03: Because you aren't genuine and it comes across instantly.
mikerylander: brimed03: Because you aren't genuine and it comes across instantly.I genuinely care about everything I do.You may not like me, or personally think I'm funny or a good host, but I have always been a genuine person.That one hurt.And I'm not ashamed or too "egomaniacal" to say so.I, too, am done here.And I have listened. I've heard it all.I'll do my best to keep your professional criticisms of my work in mind as I continue to genuinely make it.
cwolf20: mikerylander: brimed03: Because you aren't genuine and it comes across instantly.I genuinely care about everything I do.You may not like me, or personally think I'm funny or a good host, but I have always been a genuine person.That one hurt.And I'm not ashamed or too "egomaniacal" to say so.I, too, am done here.And I have listened. I've heard it all.I'll do my best to keep your professional criticisms of my work in mind as I continue to genuinely make it.And without taking away the seriousness of my reply.Welcome to my hallmark moment contribution.. how did that happen on fark? lol
meow said the dog: I provide to you the apologies for the lateness of the responding but the WTFark office just finished the meeting. It has the agreement of mikerylander for providing to you the newest of the script writers which is the individual upon which has the bigger roommate. All which had the requirement was to show to this individual the supple breastings of me through the emailing file. In the future this will be quite the difference of thingings. You are welcome the Fark.com website.
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