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2014-06-08 04:12:31 PM
Ahem. Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas subby.
 
2014-06-08 04:18:35 PM
Um, no.  2 shot, no word on their conditions.  Shooters walked into a nearby Wal-Mart, which is now surrounded.

The Revolution Has Begun, people.   In Vegas.  At the Wal-Mart, apparently.
 
2014-06-08 04:26:43 PM
One dead, shot in head. One still no word on his condition.
 
2014-06-08 04:28:16 PM
Vegas dogs breathe a little easier, today.
 
2014-06-08 04:28:33 PM
Cici Pizza.

When will the nation learn?
 
2014-06-08 04:29:02 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Um, no.  2 shot, no word on their conditions.  Shooters walked into a nearby Wal-Mart, which is now surrounded.

The Revolution Has Begun, people.   In Vegas.  At the Wal-Mart, apparently.


They won't get far on hover-rounds
 
2014-06-08 04:29:44 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Um, no.  2 shot, no word on their conditions.  Shooters walked into a nearby Wal-Mart, which is now surrounded.

The Revolution Has Begun, people.   In Vegas.  At the Wal-Mart, apparently.


Well one of them was shot in the head.  If he's not dead, I guarantee you it ruined his day.
 
2014-06-08 04:30:29 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: At the Wal-Mart, apparently.


Well, of course, they have tons of readily charged electr....

whither_apophis: They won't get far on hover-rounds


Dammit.
 
2014-06-08 04:30:49 PM
the suspects took the police officers' gear and, as they were walking out of the restaurant after the shooting, they said, " tell the police the revolution has begun."

Welp, they're boned.  And whatever "revolution" they think they are unleashing will be forgotten before the day is over.

Idiots.
 
2014-06-08 04:32:15 PM
What kind of revolution begins when you only kill 3 people when there is 2 gun men?
 
2014-06-08 04:32:24 PM
Well this should be good. I'm gonna go pop some popping corn.
 
2014-06-08 04:32:35 PM
AND. HERE. WE. GO.
 
2014-06-08 04:32:36 PM
Nellis Boulevard?

If that leads to an air force base, I may have an idea who's responsible.

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2014-06-08 04:33:20 PM

unicron702: Benevolent Misanthrope: Um, no.  2 shot, no word on their conditions.  Shooters walked into a nearby Wal-Mart, which is now surrounded.

The Revolution Has Begun, people.   In Vegas.  At the Wal-Mart, apparently.

Well one of them was shot in the head.  If he's not dead, I guarantee you it ruined his day.


"Yeah, you can assume if you want."

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2014-06-08 04:33:24 PM
Maybe a Mexican drug cartel hit?

/ then again, professionals probably wouldn't say anything; just kill the assigned target and leave, quietly...
 
2014-06-08 04:33:42 PM
The two suspects then left the restaurant and went into the Wal-Mart [near Nellis] store across the street. Police have surrounded the Wal-Mart.

LOL. I was at Nellis AFB a couple of years ago to help run an exercise. We were specifically warned about going to the Walmart just outside the main gate. "A lot of folks have been killed there," we were told. The whole area around Nellis is a farking cesspit.
 
2014-06-08 04:34:22 PM

unicron702: Benevolent Misanthrope: Um, no.  2 shot, no word on their conditions.  Shooters walked into a nearby Wal-Mart, which is now surrounded.

The Revolution Has Begun, people.   In Vegas.  At the Wal-Mart, apparently.

Well one of them was shot in the head.  If he's not dead, I guarantee you it ruined his day.


I dunno know, no vital organs etc.
 
2014-06-08 04:34:25 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Um, no.  2 shot, no word on their conditions.  Shooters walked into a nearby Wal-Mart, which is now surrounded.

The Revolution Has Begun, people.   In Vegas.  At the Wal-Mart, apparently.


Wal-Mart drive attacked Tracy Morgan.
 
2014-06-08 04:34:29 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Maybe a Mexican drug cartel hit?

/ then again, professionals probably wouldn't say anything; just kill the assigned target and leave, quietly...


probably RCMP killer cop cats. It was all over the news.
 
2014-06-08 04:35:40 PM
3 unconfirmed deaths inside Walmart on North Nellis

Do we know where Bundy's Brigade is these days?
 
2014-06-08 04:36:18 PM

grumpfuff: Nellis Boulevard?

If that leads to an air force base, I may have an idea who's responsible.


No...they only use things that explode.
 
2014-06-08 04:36:57 PM
You say want a revolution, well you know ...
Shop Walmart; change the world.
 
2014-06-08 04:37:18 PM
The revolution involves price matching. It begins(frugally)!
 
2014-06-08 04:38:34 PM

GilRuiz1: the suspects took the police officers' gear and, as they were walking out of the restaurant after the shooting, they said, " tell the police the revolution has begun."

Welp, they're boned.  And whatever "revolution" they think they are unleashing will be forgotten before the day is over.

Idiots.


Slight threadjack: Anybody else remember from about five years ago the couple of redneck dudes who thought if they opened fire on a cop's funeral it would be the spark that causes the locals to rise up and start the revolution? Of course it didn't exactly go as planned.  Later it was found out that these guys made a video, it hit the net and it was pretty much them wearing duck costumes and other nonsensical weirdness.
 
2014-06-08 04:38:55 PM
Where's Tony Spilotro when we need him?
 
2014-06-08 04:39:01 PM
Pizza usually calms me down.
 
2014-06-08 04:39:57 PM
fark, America. Can you please tone down the gun violence. It's getting pretty damn tough to justify my desire to own lots of fun firearms with this bullshiat happening every day.  Please get your halfwit fringe folk under control.
 
2014-06-08 04:41:34 PM

SumoJeb: fark, America. Can you please tone down the gun violence. It's getting pretty damn tough to justify my desire to own lots of fun firearms with this bullshiat happening every day.  Please get your halfwit fringe folk under control.


Seriously, what is going on this month?  It's been an average of more than one random/mass shooting per day.
 
2014-06-08 04:41:48 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Maybe a Mexican drug cartel hit?

/ then again, professionals probably wouldn't say anything; just kill the assigned target and leave, quietly...


I don't know.  I could see them hitting someone in the DEA, or a specific plainclothes narcotics detective, but not two seemingly random uniformed patrol officers.  I think they've been smart about mostly keeping their shenanigans on their side of the border.  Killing two cops on U.S. soil just seems like it would kick things off like Pearl Harbor.
 
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2014-06-08 04:42:22 PM
Lets see... shooting up cops and a Walmart. Anyone want to guess what the news will claim is the political affiliation of the shooters?
 
2014-06-08 04:42:23 PM
"as they were walking out of the restaurant after the shooting, they said, 'tell the police the revolution has begun.' "

No, the revolution will begin when we stop making multi-billionaires multi, multi billionaires 7.99 at a time.

Is there a lot of LEO abuse?  Yeah.  It seems like half of these motherf*ckes are steroid crazed thugs with a license to shoot whoever pisses them off, sometimes.

But you don't sink to that.  You don't turn into a cold-blooded murderous thug and bring change.  You just add more sh*t to the cesspool.  Fail, revolution man.  Fail.
 
2014-06-08 04:42:31 PM

AbiNormal: Bullshiat. The media will have a farking field day with it for the next month.


Possibly. Depends on their ethnic heritage and religious and political leanings.
 
2014-06-08 04:42:36 PM
2 suspects in Las Vegas shootings killed themselves in a suicide pact - KTNV-TV

@PzFeed
 
2014-06-08 04:43:03 PM
2:1 that they'll find the guy....
 
2014-06-08 04:44:10 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Um, no.  2 shot, no word on their conditions.  Shooters walked into a nearby Wal-Mart, which is now surrounded.

The Revolution Has Begun, people.   In Vegas.  At the Wal-Mart, apparently.


Fark, they were suppose to call or send an E-mail about the revolution's start date/time.. See? This is why you can't trust your friendly local wack job anymore. Not to mention I've only completed like 1/3 of the Revolution supplies I was suppose to get. You know how farking hard it is to find tri-corner hats these days?


/Enjoy life in jail or the hail of gun fire you will die in, either way - FARK YOU for shooting two officers who were doing nothing more than attempting to have a meal...
 
2014-06-08 04:44:13 PM
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all farkin' night.
 
2014-06-08 04:44:34 PM
Shooting cops significantly increases the odds of your crime spree ending in suicide.
 
2014-06-08 04:44:44 PM
Execution style? They injected them with a cocktail of drugs after spending 40 minutes trying to find a vein?
 
2014-06-08 04:44:51 PM
To do list:
1. Go to Cici's Pizza.
2. Shoot cops.
3. Go to Walmart.
4. Buy Chinese flipflops and 'Vegas' t-shirt.
5. Die in hail of gun fire.

Momma says to always plan your day.
 
2014-06-08 04:45:55 PM
Good chance they're REALLY gonna need a cleanup on aisle 3, unless some Walmart employee takes them down with one of those price tag guns.
 
2014-06-08 04:46:09 PM

bunner: "as they were walking out of the restaurant after the shooting, they said, 'tell the police the revolution has begun.' "

No, the revolution will begin when we stop making multi-billionaires multi, multi billionaires 7.99 at a time.

Is there a lot of LEO abuse?  Yeah.  It seems like half of these motherf*ckes are steroid crazed thugs with a license to shoot whoever pisses them off, sometimes.

But you don't sink to that.  You don't turn into a cold-blooded murderous thug and bring change.  You just add more sh*t to the cesspool.  Fail, revolution man.  Fail.


The meds, they can help.
 
2014-06-08 04:46:19 PM

AbiNormal: Bullshiat. The media will have a farking field day with it for the next month.


Unless they blow the WalMart up, It won't even last a week before they move on to something else.  We expect our media to have ADD.
 
2014-06-08 04:46:23 PM
I bet these nuts are related to Cliven Bundy.
 
2014-06-08 04:46:39 PM
"We would have a revolution but the Police won't let us."

/You know how hard it is to get a permit for one? That office is never open.
 
2014-06-08 04:46:43 PM

Sgt Otter: Forbidden Doughnut: Maybe a Mexican drug cartel hit?

/ then again, professionals probably wouldn't say anything; just kill the assigned target and leave, quietly...

I don't know.  I could see them hitting someone in the DEA, or a specific plainclothes narcotics detective, but not two seemingly random uniformed patrol officers.  I think they've been smart about mostly keeping their shenanigans on their side of the border.  Killing two cops on U.S. soil just seems like it would kick things off like Pearl Harbor.


I could definitely see them hitting a DEA guy in a parking lot, then he kills one and sends one to the hospital, the other one later dies, and the DEA guy is at home recovering for a while, collecting minerals, gets promoted by figuring out a kingpin's fried chicken restaurant cover, then discovers his brother in law is behind it all and finds his huge underground stash of millions and then he and his old partner end up in a 2 on 10 faceoff with a white supremacist gang. Don't end up in a 2 on 10 faceoff with a white supremacist gang, get DirectTV.  I could definitely see that.
 
2014-06-08 04:46:58 PM

Gyrfalcon: grumpfuff: Nellis Boulevard?

If that leads to an air force base, I may have an idea who's responsible.

No...they only use things that explode.


Mmm....fair point.
 
2014-06-08 04:46:59 PM

Wyalt Derp: Execution style? They injected them with a cocktail of drugs after spending 40 minutes trying to find a vein?

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-08 04:47:01 PM
And this, THIS, is what happens when you leave Ted Danson in charge of CSI Las Vegas.
 
2014-06-08 04:47:06 PM
*In before "False Flag - Conspiracy to take your guns"
 
2014-06-08 04:47:15 PM

skinink: and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.


Sounds a lot like some of my ex's.
 
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