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(TMZ)   I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but apparently it has found God and just got baptized by a pastor inside a hotel bathtub   (tmz.com) divider line 85
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2014-06-08 11:28:38 AM
"Baptized". Is that the code word for it now?
 
2014-06-08 11:42:40 AM
You mean that pastor had him underwater and didn't finish the job for the sake of humanity?
 
2014-06-08 12:33:08 PM

Mugato: "Baptized". Is that the code word for it now?


It's used as a license per the Word
 
2014-06-08 12:50:06 PM
i.lvme.me
 
2014-06-08 12:53:10 PM
Did the TMZ article mention they had the Bieber racist joke video for two years and were blackmailing him with it?

No?

Gee... shocking. (rolls eyes)

/ not defending Bieber, who's a pretentious fark, but TMZ isn't exactly on the high moral ground here
 
2014-06-08 12:59:39 PM

Man On A Mission: Did the TMZ article mention they had the Bieber racist joke video for two years and were blackmailing him with it?

No?

Gee... shocking. (rolls eyes)

/ not defending Bieber, who's a pretentious fark, but TMZ isn't exactly on the high moral ground here


Eh, he was 15 years old with a group of friends (well the kid that leaked the photo obviously wasn't his friend). There are a lot of reasons why he's a douche. This one's pretty far down the list.
 
2014-06-08 01:00:24 PM
Too bad the baptism didn't happen like Whitney Houston's.
 
2014-06-08 01:03:39 PM
There's no way in hell that kid is gonna make it to 27
 
2014-06-08 01:04:27 PM
And the freak-show continues.

Bieber's "born-again" music phase commencing in 4...3...2...
 
2014-06-08 01:10:06 PM
I thought his 15 min were up already
 
2014-06-08 01:14:28 PM

Mugato: Eh, he was 15 years old with a group of friends (well the kid that leaked the photo obviously wasn't his friend). There are a lot of reasons why he's a douche. This one's pretty far down the list.


Also several really black guys came to his defense. I think the white people are going to have to let this one go.

But Courage! Obviously Bieber doesn't have enough sense to keep from doing stupid things. We just wait.....
 
2014-06-08 01:14:49 PM

Mugato: Man On A Mission: Did the TMZ article mention they had the Bieber racist joke video for two years and were blackmailing him with it?

No?

Gee... shocking. (rolls eyes)

/ not defending Bieber, who's a pretentious fark, but TMZ isn't exactly on the high moral ground here

Eh, he was 15 years old with a group of friends (well the kid that leaked the photo obviously wasn't his friend). There are a lot of reasons why he's a douche. This one's pretty far down the list.


The guys that run TMZ are all much older than 15.
 
2014-06-08 01:16:59 PM
This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country.
 
2014-06-08 01:22:59 PM

bingethinker: This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country.


If you're Catholic, you can get practically anything blessed apparently, from cars to butter to tools to scaling mountains to electric dynamos.

/whatever the hell an electric dynamo is
 
2014-06-08 01:23:37 PM

bingethinker: This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country.


No, but I've heard about arseholes getting their golf clubs blessed.

www.rankopedia.com
 
2014-06-08 01:25:11 PM

bingethinker: This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country.


You never watched M*A*S*H?
 
2014-06-08 01:27:13 PM

bingethinker: This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country.


I was raised hard-core Catholic in the sixties. We were expected to have a priest bless our houses when we moved in. . . The payment of a nominal fee was expected but unstated.
 
2014-06-08 01:40:19 PM
Yeah, the padre should have held his head under the water a bit longer -- perhaps 30 minutes or so.

I've seen / had motorcycles, boats and pets blessed -- no big deal. I have found that the holy water burns if it splashes on me, though.
 
2014-06-08 01:46:23 PM
Somebody seems upset that their ex wants to become a born-again virgin.
 
2014-06-08 01:51:58 PM

Mugato: "Baptized". Is that the code word for it now?


Aaaaaaand we're done.
 
2014-06-08 01:52:09 PM
Lay off him - at least now he has Someone who loves him...
/The Bible tells me so...
//He never met a person He didn't like
/// Until now, anyway...
 
2014-06-08 01:56:44 PM
Jesus loves Bieber. Everyone else thinks he's an asshole.
 
2014-06-08 01:59:02 PM

Man On A Mission: Did the TMZ article mention they had the Bieber racist joke video for two years and were blackmailing him with it?

No?

Gee... shocking. (rolls eyes)

/ not defending Bieber, who's a pretentious fark, but TMZ isn't exactly on the high moral ground here


Uh, no, because that's apparently Defamer's attempt to smear Harvey Levin, and getting involved in an internecine celeb gossip fight is exactly like sticking your hand into a running garbage disposal.
 
2014-06-08 01:59:55 PM
So is anyone taking bets on how long until the priest molests him?
 
2014-06-08 02:09:39 PM
Religion cures racism??
 
2014-06-08 02:37:23 PM
Is this a career move akin to what disgraced politicians do? You know: farkup, rinse, repeat. Christians love that shiat and they are an easy market.
 
2014-06-08 02:41:32 PM

SithLord: Too bad the baptism didn't happen like Whitney Houston's.


Nicely done.
 
2014-06-08 02:49:23 PM
Is anyone placing odds on Mr. Bieber appearing in a Way of the Master video along with Mr. Kirk Cameron?
 
2014-06-08 02:49:27 PM
Great. The search for god is thousands of years old, and it's farking Justin Beiber that finds him. Was he hiding in a douchenozzel?
 
2014-06-08 02:53:09 PM

Mugato: "Baptized". Is that the code word for it now?


Indeed.  I wonder what his safe word was.
 
2014-06-08 02:56:32 PM
File under Desperate Career Moves(tm).
 
2014-06-08 02:58:19 PM
So say something racist... Then do something Jeus-y, because???
 
2014-06-08 03:01:26 PM

Billy Liar: bingethinker: This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country.

You never watched M*A*S*H?


My first thought as well, although for correctness' sake, I must note that that took place in the movie, not the series, so the correct name is MASH.
 
2014-06-08 03:04:47 PM
Be careful not to throw out the baby,baby,baby, with the bath water.  Or the Beiber with the bathwater.
 
2014-06-08 03:07:52 PM
 
2014-06-08 03:38:27 PM

bingethinker: This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country.


Not  sure about cars, but in the northeast it seems to be very popular for hundreds or thousands of people to get together to get their Harleys blessed in springtime.
 
2014-06-08 03:42:07 PM
Damage control/image repair.
 
2014-06-08 03:50:52 PM
And that is supposed to isolate his past.  A new day begins when you accept the lord.  I wonder if this was the idea of his publicist?

Next, he'll be on the 700 Club.  I hope it's on one of Pat's cranky days.
 
2014-06-08 03:54:03 PM
I think John the Baptist would have been a Belieber.
 
2014-06-08 03:55:39 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: So is anyone taking bets on how long until the priest molests him?


He's too old. Priests prefer them in the single-digit ages.
 
2014-06-08 03:55:58 PM
<<  This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country. >>

We, as I believe other places do, have an annual blessing of the fleet each year. Pastor stands atop a bridge, the boats get prayed on or whatever as they pass under the bridge. Usually lots of charter fishing boats participate.
 
2014-06-08 03:56:02 PM
www.cyprusfreethinkers.org

/ He might be doing it to win over Selena, she has been seeing a pastor the last few months
 
2014-06-08 04:02:35 PM

bingethinker: This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country.


I grew up Jewish, and we would always cut the last quarter inch off the tail pipe when the car was eight days old.
 
2014-06-08 04:11:58 PM
Take it from somebody who has lived it: It won't make the gay go away.
 
2014-06-08 04:17:23 PM

markfara: And the freak-show continues.

Bieber's "born-again" music phase commencing in 4...3...2...


"Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends..."
 
2014-06-08 04:23:07 PM

Victoly: [www.filmdope.com image 320x240]

I'll baptize 'im for ya, guv'nor.


Oh if ONLY!
 
2014-06-08 04:33:33 PM

Another Government Employee: markfara: And the freak-show continues.

Bieber's "born-again" music phase commencing in 4...3...2...

"Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends..."


I think it's ended. His fan base is teen girls. And Bieber is no Wooderson.
 
2014-06-08 04:52:06 PM

czetie: bingethinker: This seems like a good place to ask this: Have you ever heard of somebody getting his car blessed by a priest? I just heard about it yesterday, and it seems pretty strange. This is in North America too, not some superstitious third world country.

I grew up Jewish, and we would always cut the last quarter inch off the tail pipe when the car was eight days old.


I am firmly against that practice.
Educate, Don't Amputate!
 
2014-06-08 04:56:42 PM
Highly educational. Thanks everybody!
 
2014-06-08 04:59:09 PM
I wonder how Usher and the rest of the cult feel about losing all that Bieber cash?
 
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