staplermofo: I hope I Iearn I hope English before I die.
lack of warmth: Not too much money subby, either forgot about it or didn't want to part with it. And it sounds like typical Detroit, keep back the valuables and let everything else run down into the crapper./she said it could be sold over her dead body.
KrustyKitten: Is there really such a thing as "too much money"?
OscarTamerz: He is as rotten a human being as can be found anywhere under the flag; he is a shame to the American nation, and no one has helped to send him to the Senate who did not know that his proper place was the penitentiary, with a ball and chain on his legs. To my mind he is the most disgusting creature that the republic has produced since Tweed's time. Mark Twain's quote about her father made while he was still alive. He was one of the 50 richest Americans ever.
Nidiot: staplermofo: I hope I Iearn I hope English before I die.Being comprehensible could be so boring. Imagine if Meow said the dog learnt English.
Bareefer Obonghit: I found a Beatin' Barack toy that jerks off its plastic penis when you wind it up in the back of my closet. Anyone got Christie's number?
Krieghund: I doubt it was "lost". It was hidden in the back of the closet, like a old-timey porn collection./hoping my old Hustlers are worth $10 million some day.
whatsupchuck: Clark spent the last two decades of her life in hospital rooms before she died a few years ago. The strad wasn't lost, it's just that there has been nobody around to fiddle with it.
Kentucky Fried Panda: ... Or, you know, a really big closet.
Arkanaut: Analysis of the wood's ring growths confirms that the violin is legit.That Strad is totally legit, bro!
Rastas: Nidiot: staplermofo: I hope I Iearn I hope English before I die.Being comprehensible could be so boring. Imagine if Meow said the dog learnt English.Wow, do you mean like "when a cat goes meow".that really it is saying, "hey, the dog has learnt english"Meanwhile the cat knows that the dog won't let on.
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