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(SeattlePI)   School aide suspended for giving children dog treats and telling them they were cookies. But on the plus side, the children have much shinier coats, and their breath is much better   ( divider line
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2014-06-08 07:47:55 PM  
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Dee Snarl: The My Little Pony Killer: Dee Snarl: You are all the worst sort of people.

I know, folks who are curious about the world around them and the things in it are totes the worst.

You're fun.  I was making a small joke.  I was frankly surprised so many Farkers have eaten dog food.  I've eaten dog penis, so you don't need to condescend to me about being adventurous....

That's nothing. We all have. It tastes like hot dogs.
2014-06-08 03:25:22 PM  
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Mentalpatient87: Dee Snarl: You are all the worst sort of people.

Quick! We need every "welcome to Fark" image ever.

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2014-06-08 12:28:06 PM  
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If you're going to give your kids dog treats, they can be dry, so make sure there's plenty of water in their bowl.
2014-06-08 11:07:06 AM  
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My kid used to eat Milkbones all the time when he was little. He barks at me sometimes, but I don't see any other damage.
2014-06-08 10:31:02 AM  
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so giving them small tubes of Preparation H because they're a bunch of little ass-holes is wrong too?
2014-06-08 10:25:36 AM  
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The Mighty Dog thick sliced dinner I'm giving my dogs smells pretty damm yummy. I'm tempted to try some over a bed of rice. Maybe a bit of grated cheese on top.

/retiring in August, best to be prepared...
2014-06-08 10:11:25 AM  
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They pee and crap on newspapers now, though, which is weird.
2014-06-08 10:07:54 AM  
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One time me and my drinking pals were eating the worst beef jerky we ever had. We looked on the bag and saw we had been eating dog jerky, things got stupid and we finished the bag as a matter of pride... oh yea we lived through it and had a great laugh later.
2014-06-08 10:05:40 AM  
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I tried a cinnamon dog treat because it smelled good, but it tasted like cardboard. The pet store owner who sold me the treats made the same admission.
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