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(SeattlePI)   School aide suspended for giving children dog treats and telling them they were cookies. But on the plus side, the children have much shinier coats, and their breath is much better   (seattlepi.com) divider line 47
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2014-06-08 08:27:39 AM
"Student Gabriel Moore tells WFMZ-TV the aide first joked they were dog treats, then told students they were actually cookies. Gabriel ate three"

Either he's an idiot or he liked them.

/maybe just fat.
 
2014-06-08 08:47:14 AM
My buddy had these fancy peanut butter biscuits for his dog. I tried one on a dare and it was actually pretty good. So everytime I went over there I would grab a few to munch on.
 
2014-06-08 10:01:43 AM
Ha Hi & ;-p!!!  Somewhat figures, dunnit?
 
2014-06-08 10:05:40 AM
I tried a cinnamon dog treat because it smelled good, but it tasted like cardboard. The pet store owner who sold me the treats made the same admission.
 
2014-06-08 10:06:07 AM
I tricked my daughter into eating dog cookies that looked like Oreos when she was a teen.  Just left them out on the table in a bowl.

Her reaction was "Really?  Hmm, they were a little bland, but not bad".

Not the reaction I had hoped for.
 
2014-06-08 10:06:53 AM
We already educate them like dogs. Might as well feed em like it too.
 
2014-06-08 10:07:30 AM
I've eaten milkbones before, they taste like slightly flavored sawdust, but I lived.
 
2014-06-08 10:07:54 AM
One time me and my drinking pals were eating the worst beef jerky we ever had. We looked on the bag and saw we had been eating dog jerky, things got stupid and we finished the bag as a matter of pride... oh yea we lived through it and had a great laugh later.
 
2014-06-08 10:09:45 AM

fluffy2097: We already educate them like dogs. Might as well feed em like it too.


I blame those school bells
 
2014-06-08 10:11:25 AM
They pee and crap on newspapers now, though, which is weird.
 
2014-06-08 10:11:56 AM
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2014-06-08 10:19:01 AM
I worked at a pet store many years ago. We sold a mint-flavored carob based treat for dogs that was actually pretty good.
 
2014-06-08 10:19:15 AM
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Don't eat the meatloaf.
 
2014-06-08 10:24:37 AM
Meh.

In the mid 80s, I remember eating dog treats every now and then.  It was a Browns thing.  They tasted "meh".

Now, on the other hand, there was this stuff that we'd give the cats to help ease hairballs called Kittymalt.  It came in a little toothpaste tube and we'd put some on a finger and have the cat lick it off.  I absentmindedly licked some off my finger and that stuff tasted damned good.
 
2014-06-08 10:25:36 AM
The Mighty Dog thick sliced dinner I'm giving my dogs smells pretty damm yummy. I'm tempted to try some over a bed of rice. Maybe a bit of grated cheese on top.

/retiring in August, best to be prepared...
 
2014-06-08 10:26:43 AM
Put me down for the "I ate dog treats to see what they taste like" (Mostly boredom) crowd too. Those little meat shaped treats are fairly bland.
 
2014-06-08 10:31:02 AM
so giving them small tubes of Preparation H because they're a bunch of little ass-holes is wrong too?
 
2014-06-08 10:35:37 AM

CruJones: I've eaten milkbones before, they taste like slightly flavored sawdust, but I lived.



It's hard to find good sawdust-flavored cookies.

/Lord knows I've tried.
//My breath smells like a pine forest. Or a sawmill.
 
2014-06-08 11:07:06 AM
My kid used to eat Milkbones all the time when he was little. He barks at me sometimes, but I don't see any other damage.
 
2014-06-08 11:08:55 AM
It's an honest mistake. As a kid we had peanut butter flavored dog biscuits shaped like peanuts, and you'd swear they were just PB cookies. I made the mistake of eating a couple myself before dad stopped me. My uncle was a different story..... They sat and watched him eat a like half a bag of "PB cookies" before telling him they were dog treats.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-06-08 11:10:33 AM
How long before the drooling derpsters blame this on Mrs. Obama?
 
2014-06-08 11:20:01 AM

jbc: How long before the drooling derpsters blame this on Mrs. Obama?


How long until an absolutely obsessed freak brings up Obama?


STFU, GTFO, GBTW
 
2014-06-08 11:33:11 AM
Let me get this out of the way since you farkers are suffering from Alzheimers and forgot about it.
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2014-06-08 12:04:55 PM
My roommate was baking cookies and I asked if they were dog biscuits , or just people cookies shaped like dog stuff. She worked at an animal shelter , so I figured fund raiser or something.

She said they are dog AND people cookies, so I tried one. Damn dog biscuit. Spit it out, she laughed, and I lost trust.

We were never quite the same after that. I've willingly eaten dog food and fish food as a kid, but at least it was my choice.
 
2014-06-08 12:14:53 PM
No injuries were reported.
Must not have been Chinese dog treats.
 
2014-06-08 12:28:06 PM
If you're going to give your kids dog treats, they can be dry, so make sure there's plenty of water in their bowl.
 
2014-06-08 12:46:39 PM
I've made dog treats for the vet clinic I work for (lots of dogs have allergies it seems) and lots of the owners have tried them. Simple enough recipe
1 small jar baby food (I used blueberry)
2cups garbanzo bean flour
roll thin, cut the shape you want, bake at 350* till done
Not too bad at all.
 
2014-06-08 01:37:21 PM
If you aren't willing to eat it, why the hell are you willing to feed it to your dog?
 
2014-06-08 01:50:44 PM
You are all the worst sort of people.
 
2014-06-08 02:01:32 PM
You mean to tell me that there are kids that make it to 4th grade without eating dogfood?
Next you are going to tell me that kids don't eat sand or dirt.
 
2014-06-08 02:55:50 PM
I wonder if anyone would have said anything if the kids were told beforehand that they were dog biscuits?
 
2014-06-08 02:59:21 PM

markfara: They pee and crap on newspapers now, though, which is weird.


Yuck. So glad I have my dog trained to go outside. I'd rather stand outside with her in the bitter cold and driving rain than have a sheet of waste in my house.
 
2014-06-08 03:00:08 PM

Dee Snarl: You are all the worst sort of people.


I know, folks who are curious about the world around them and the things in it are totes the worst.
 
2014-06-08 03:06:36 PM

Dee Snarl: You are all the worst sort of people.


Quick! We need every "welcome to Fark" image ever.
 
2014-06-08 03:25:22 PM

Mentalpatient87: Dee Snarl: You are all the worst sort of people.

Quick! We need every "welcome to Fark" image ever.


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2014-06-08 04:09:58 PM
I remember eating dog biscuits with some of the other kids from the neighborhood when I was small. I can't remember what they tasted like, but I did it a few times, so they couldn't have been too terribly bad. I lived.
 
2014-06-08 05:04:28 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Dee Snarl: You are all the worst sort of people.

I know, folks who are curious about the world around them and the things in it are totes the worst.


You're fun.  I was making a small joke.  I was frankly surprised so many Farkers have eaten dog food.  I've eaten dog penis, so you don't need to condescend to me about being adventurous....
 
2014-06-08 05:38:48 PM
It could have been worse... IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE!!!
 
2014-06-08 07:13:32 PM

vicioushobbit: My roommate was baking cookies and I asked if they were dog biscuits , or just people cookies shaped like dog stuff. She worked at an animal shelter , so I figured fund raiser or something.

She said they are dog AND people cookies, so I tried one. Damn dog biscuit. Spit it out, she laughed, and I lost trust.

We were never quite the same after that. I've willingly eaten dog food and fish food as a kid, but at least it was my choice.


I had a friend offer me a Combos, and after I bit into it and spit it out, told me it was a dog treat. It tasted horrible, but at least he had to clean it up when I spit it all over the kitchen. We didn't really hang out after that.
 
2014-06-08 07:47:55 PM

Dee Snarl: The My Little Pony Killer: Dee Snarl: You are all the worst sort of people.

I know, folks who are curious about the world around them and the things in it are totes the worst.

You're fun.  I was making a small joke.  I was frankly surprised so many Farkers have eaten dog food.  I've eaten dog penis, so you don't need to condescend to me about being adventurous....


That's nothing. We all have. It tastes like hot dogs.
 
2014-06-09 06:12:18 AM

ReverendJynxed: If you aren't willing to eat it, why the hell are you willing to feed it to your dog?


This.  Quit feeding sawdust to your friends (and children, as in the article).
 
2014-06-09 06:17:53 AM

Dee Snarl: ve eaten dog penis


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2014-06-09 10:15:29 AM
wish i could post images on this work computer...my 4 year old son and i noticed yesterday that there are Scooby Doo dog biscuit-shaped cookies for people on the snack aisle
 
2014-06-09 12:23:45 PM
CSB

I worked with a nice lady who told me that her parents were really strict about the food in their house. They would lock all the food up so that the kids couldn't access any of it unless they said so. The only thing they didn't lock up was the Milkbones for the dog so her and her siblings ate them all the time.

//if your kids are so hungry, they are eating milk bones and you still won't give them food? You mega-fail as a parent
 
2014-06-09 01:47:37 PM
was probably still better for you then the food from the cafeteria
 
2014-06-09 09:05:46 PM

Dee Snarl: The My Little Pony Killer: Dee Snarl: You are all the worst sort of people.

I know, folks who are curious about the world around them and the things in it are totes the worst.

You're fun.  I was making a small joke.  I was frankly surprised so many Farkers have eaten dog food.  I've eaten dog penis, so you don't need to condescend to me about being adventurous....


Yeah, you seem like somebody who likes to keep their mouth full of dick.

/I was also making a joke
//lighten up, Francis
 
2014-06-09 09:30:39 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Dee Snarl: The My Little Pony Killer: Dee Snarl: You are all the worst sort of people.

I know, folks who are curious about the world around them and the things in it are totes the worst.

You're fun.  I was making a small joke.  I was frankly surprised so many Farkers have eaten dog food.  I've eaten dog penis, so you don't need to condescend to me about being adventurous....

Yeah, you seem like somebody who likes to keep their mouth full of dick.

/I was also making a joke
//lighten up, Francis


Oh, I didn't get it cuz it sounded preachy. You'll do better next time...

/you forgot to say NTTAWWT
 
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