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(Belfast Telegraph)   "Gardening experts are urging people not to neglect their yards during the World Cup and use half-time and time between matches for horticultural jobs." The 'watching grass grow' jokes begin to the right   (belfasttelegraph.co.uk) divider line 14
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2014-06-08 02:26:49 PM
I was trying to water my rose bushes the other day, but as soon as the water touched it, it fell to the ground holding it's roots
 
2014-06-08 03:46:02 PM
Knock back a sixer and whip out the Bush Hog.
 
2014-06-08 03:50:13 PM
Get the hedges clipped?  Trim up the bush?  Go full in, go get a brazillian?
 
2014-06-08 03:55:13 PM
I hear if you clip the tulips too low, Nogel De Jong comes along and kicks you in the goolies.
 
2014-06-08 04:16:53 PM
There's a joke here somewhere about the demographic in North America most likely to care about soccer, and lawn care.
 
2014-06-08 04:28:35 PM
oi57.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-08 04:30:11 PM

Gonz: There's a joke here somewhere about the demographic in North America most likely to care about soccer, and lawn care.


Bearded hipsters?
 
2014-06-08 04:51:09 PM
and another exciting scoreless tie!!!!

soccer sucks burro balls
 
2014-06-08 05:43:28 PM

Gonz: There's a joke here somewhere about the demographic in North America most likely to care about soccer, and lawn care.


Interesting take coming from someone named Gonz. ;)
 
2014-06-08 05:47:03 PM
There are lots of jobs that only take a few minutes, and can be done in half time, he said, including doing some dead-heading, picking fruit or veg such as a bowl of strawberries or watering pot plants in the house or patio.

So remember all you UK farkers--water those pot plants at halftime.
 
2014-06-08 08:36:06 PM
Between March Madness and the various playoffs seasons, Americans and Canadians can school the World Cup fans for downtime.

/and do they have NSFW commercial breaks?
 
2014-06-08 09:41:49 PM
Well unlike the ratings FIFA claims you can bet most nations won't watch another match once their nation gets eliminated.
 
2014-06-09 08:47:46 AM

steamingpile: Well unlike the ratings FIFA claims you can bet most nations won't watch another match once their nation gets eliminated.


LOL how cute.
 
2014-06-09 11:37:16 AM
i've been on fark a long time now, but i think this article might be the most utterly pointless and stupid thing i've ever read in my life.  i can't believe someone was paid to write that.  "don't ignore your garden while you watch sports"?  seriously?
 
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