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(Daily Star)   Police on trail of gang breaking into restaurants and clubs bring down ring of pregnant burglars. No word on what they were expecting   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 28
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2014-06-08 11:24:55 AM
Western upper middle class parents read, play music, and talk to their unborn progeny. Perhaps this is an attempt to give birth to super villains?
 
2014-06-08 12:22:09 PM
Does that headline make sense or am I just drunk?
 
2014-06-08 12:29:49 PM
They'll be out in 9 months.
 
2014-06-08 12:30:52 PM
I was on a jury for a trial of cross dressing, black burglars. They referred to themselves as sissies. It was illuminating. A lot of people in suburban apartments don't lock their doors and keep their car keys near the door. These guys would try door knobs around 7am on weekends until they found an open one. Then they would grab the car keys and walk around the lot hitting the fob until they found the car. It worked for a long time.
 
2014-06-08 12:39:42 PM

Apos: They'll be out in 9 months.


Unless their plans are aborted.
 
2014-06-08 12:43:10 PM
Baby needs a new pair of shoes?
 
2014-06-08 12:43:55 PM
In before...

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2014-06-08 12:44:41 PM

rkiller1: Apos: They'll be out in 9 months.

Unless their plans are aborted.



Evidence suggests they'll serve full terms.
 
2014-06-08 12:45:26 PM
The headline preview works for you submitter to read it back to yourself making sure punctuation may be needed so it makes sense on the fark page people look at later and get your meaning.
 
2014-06-08 12:46:22 PM
It seems their plan has been aborted.
 
2014-06-08 12:46:56 PM

Apos: rkiller1: Apos: They'll be out in 9 months.

Unless their plans are aborted.


Evidence suggests they'll serve full terms.


Maybe they'll get a bump?
 
2014-06-08 12:48:22 PM
How is crimme ring formed?
 
2014-06-08 12:58:42 PM

zulius: Apos: rkiller1: Apos: They'll be out in 9 months.

Unless their plans are aborted.


Evidence suggests they'll serve full terms.

Maybe they'll get a bump?


That would be a miscarriage of justice
 
2014-06-08 12:59:06 PM
Police still have yet to find the loot, say it's like the stolen items just up and vanished.
 
2014-06-08 01:01:35 PM

Apos: rkiller1: Apos: They'll be out in 9 months.

Unless their plans are aborted.

Evidence suggests they'll serve full terms.


Then they'll head out.
 
2014-06-08 01:01:51 PM

SmithHiller: How is crimme ring formed?


Dirty surfaces
 
2014-06-08 01:03:23 PM

lindalouwho: zulius: Apos: rkiller1: Apos: They'll be out in 9 months.

Unless their plans are aborted.


Evidence suggests they'll serve full terms.

Maybe they'll get a bump?

That would be a miscarriage of justice


Or a breach.
 
2014-06-08 01:04:03 PM

Caffeine Induced Diarrhea: SmithHiller: How is crimme ring formed?

Dirty surfaces


Especially on white shirt collars.
 
2014-06-08 01:38:00 PM

Fark like a Barsoomian: Police still have yet to find the loot, say it's like the stolen items just up and vanished.


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Anyone missing a case of ding dongs?
 
2014-06-08 01:49:38 PM

Misconduc: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x300]

Anyone missing a case of ding dongs?


NSFW
 
2014-06-08 02:00:11 PM
Daily Mail waaaah!

Er. Wait.
 
2014-06-08 02:43:03 PM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-08 03:03:58 PM

rkiller1: lindalouwho: zulius: Apos: rkiller1: Apos: They'll be out in 9 months.

Unless their plans are aborted.


Evidence suggests they'll serve full terms.

Maybe they'll get a bump?

That would be a miscarriage of justice

Or a breach.


They should be sent to labor camps.
 
2014-06-08 03:14:12 PM
Marilyn Monroe to a friend  on marrying Joe Dimaggio: ".. except for Joe, I've sucked my last c-k."

I don't know how this relates to the thread.
 
2014-06-08 04:07:14 PM
They'll just plead the belly.
 
2014-06-08 04:37:29 PM

Splish: They should be sent to labor cramps.


FTFY
 
2014-06-08 07:00:41 PM
http://thebabymademeeatit.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/velociraptor.png

I am guessing this is what subby was going for?
 
2014-06-08 09:07:25 PM

rkiller1: Apos: rkiller1: Apos: They'll be out in 9 months.

Unless their plans are aborted.

Evidence suggests they'll serve full terms.

Then they'll head out.


Epic thread is epic.
 
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