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cjo [TotalFark]
2014-06-07 10:38:03 PM  
Stephen Hawking
 
2014-06-07 10:38:29 PM  
Bill Murray's.
 
2014-06-07 10:41:22 PM  
Stephen Murray's.
 
2014-06-07 10:41:53 PM  
And reveal things to filthy liters? I don't think so.
 
2014-06-07 10:42:29 PM  
Shut up meg
 
2014-06-07 10:42:42 PM  
axl rose
 
2014-06-07 10:43:51 PM  
lockers so I could exile myself.
 
2014-06-07 10:44:26 PM  
My ex's. So I know that c*nt is is as miserable as I am.

/crosses fingers
 
2014-06-07 10:45:04 PM  
Neil Degrasse Tyson
 
2014-06-07 10:46:16 PM  
Kate Upton.
 
2014-06-07 10:46:18 PM  
You couldn't handle the abject loneliness or the need for a good glass of chanti and some fava beans meg
 
2014-06-07 10:47:05 PM  
Letizia Ortiz Rocasolano, Princess of Asturias
 
2014-06-07 10:47:37 PM  
Dear lockers,

Suck my dick.

Your brother in Christ,

Megarian.
 
2014-06-07 10:48:10 PM  
you subby.  i want to be you.
 
2014-06-07 10:48:29 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Neil Degrasse Tyson


F*CK NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON AND HIS PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ASS!!!
 
2014-06-07 10:49:59 PM  
www.horrorsociety.com
 
2014-06-07 10:50:24 PM  
Rigel XII

Seems nice enough
 
2014-06-07 10:50:33 PM  
Meg your dick is something only a mother could love. Please consider investing in penis beautification surgery.

Regards,
Lockers
Penis consultant PHD
 
2014-06-07 10:51:02 PM  

redoctober65: we'refromthesamestory: Neil Degrasse Tyson

F*CK NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON AND HIS PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ASS!!!


Dude it's pluto. No1curr.
 
2014-06-07 10:51:37 PM  

redoctober65: we'refromthesamestory: Neil Degrasse Tyson

F*CK NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON AND HIS PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ASS!!!


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-07 10:53:14 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: redoctober65: we'refromthesamestory: Neil Degrasse Tyson

F*CK NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON AND HIS PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ASS!!!

Dude it's pluto. No1curr.


I think spcMike had something to do with it's declassification as a planet. For serious.
 
2014-06-07 10:54:00 PM  
God
 
2014-06-07 10:54:05 PM  
Patton if I can pick the day.
 
2014-06-07 10:54:18 PM  
i have the best looking cock around

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-07 10:54:55 PM  
Wait wait wait wait....wait.  I've seen this instructional video.

.... Ahem.

...

YES
 
2014-06-07 10:54:55 PM  
its big too.
 
2014-06-07 10:56:08 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: redoctober65: we'refromthesamestory: Neil Degrasse Tyson

F*CK NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON AND HIS PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ASS!!!

Dude it's pluto. No1curr.


You're in leagues with Ami5000, aren't you!?!
 
2014-06-07 10:57:16 PM  
The problem here is checks take several days to clear.
 
2014-06-07 10:57:52 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: redoctober65: we'refromthesamestory: Neil Degrasse Tyson

F*CK NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON AND HIS PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ASS!!!

Dude it's pluto. No1curr.


Restore its rank!
 
2014-06-07 10:58:03 PM  
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I just posted that in the wrong thread.

:(
 
2014-06-07 11:04:53 PM  
None
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-06-07 11:07:00 PM  
www.tickld.com

I hear there was some fuss over a penis in the last few days.
 
2014-06-07 11:07:48 PM  

RobertBruce: we'refromthesamestory: redoctober65: we'refromthesamestory: Neil Degrasse Tyson

F*CK NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON AND HIS PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ASS!!!

Dude it's pluto. No1curr.

Restore its rank!


You're not my real dad! You can't tell me what to do!!
 
2014-06-07 11:08:03 PM  
Dear lockers,

Joke's on you.

It was a clenis.

Most sincerely and a little aggressively,

Megarian
 
2014-06-07 11:09:19 PM  

iamrex: we'refromthesamestory: redoctober65: we'refromthesamestory: Neil Degrasse Tyson

F*CK NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON AND HIS PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ASS!!!

Dude it's pluto. No1curr.

I think spcMike had something to do with it's declassification as a planet. For serious.


Who cares? He's sexy
 
2014-06-07 11:11:30 PM  
All this cawk obsession and yet no one ever plays TorD anymore?
 
2014-06-07 11:11:40 PM  

megarian: Dear lockers,

Suck my dick.

Your brother in Christ,

Megarian.


You cheating whore.
 
2014-06-07 11:12:00 PM  
Beakman's.
 
2014-06-07 11:12:04 PM  
Busted.
 
2014-06-07 11:16:31 PM  
Fine. I'll just pretend i am a WWII vet writing from the front lines with someone else. I know what "dear john" means...
 
2014-06-07 11:17:10 PM  

JohnnyBravo: Fine. I'll just pretend i am a WWII vet writing from the front lines with someone else. I know what "dear john" means...


You're so dramatic.

Lockers means nothing to me.
 
2014-06-07 11:17:41 PM  
 
2014-06-07 11:19:31 PM  

megarian: JohnnyBravo: Fine. I'll just pretend i am a WWII vet writing from the front lines with someone else. I know what "dear john" means...

You're so dramatic.

Lockers means nothing to me.


Yeah yeah...you think it it easy staying true to you? The French girls are relentless.
 
2014-06-07 11:19:39 PM  

we'refromthesamestory: Who cares? He's sexy


truth
 
2014-06-07 11:21:17 PM  

JohnnyBravo: megarian: JohnnyBravo: Fine. I'll just pretend i am a WWII vet writing from the front lines with someone else. I know what "dear john" means...

You're so dramatic.

Lockers means nothing to me.

Yeah yeah...you think it it easy staying true to you? The French girls are relentless.


dont listen to him.  i made  no moves.
 
2014-06-07 11:22:06 PM  
Dear TFDiary,

Today I learned that meg's mashable love button makes John Holmes say DAMN!!! Proving again coke and steroids are a combustible mix. Good thing JohnnyBravo is a clueless f*ck and doesn't realize I play clenis in my mariachi band.

Yours privately,
Lockers
 
2014-06-07 11:22:21 PM  

iamrex: we'refromthesamestory: Who cares? He's sexy

truth


spcMike is sexy?!?
 
2014-06-07 11:23:04 PM  
Shut up lockers.
 
2014-06-07 11:23:20 PM  

beverly8: JohnnyBravo: megarian: JohnnyBravo: Fine. I'll just pretend i am a WWII vet writing from the front lines with someone else. I know what "dear john" means...

You're so dramatic.

Lockers means nothing to me.

Yeah yeah...you think it it easy staying true to you? The French girls are relentless.

dont listen to him.  i made  no moves.


Right. No moves. Gotcha.

/that was a joke.
 
2014-06-07 11:23:45 PM  
...lol play clenis....
 
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