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(Cincinnati Enquirer)   Pro-tip for you aspiring pimps - keep your business cash only. And calling your girls "clowns" isn't the brightest move, either   (cincinnati.com) divider line 32
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2014-06-08 06:55:28 AM
But Who wouldn't want to fark a clown?

Why, the cumshot of handkerchiefs alone would be worth the price of admission.
 
2014-06-08 07:07:38 AM

FirstNationalBastard: But Who wouldn't want to fark a clown?

Why, the cumshot of handkerchiefs alone would be worth the price of admission.


Rainbow bright?
 
2014-06-08 07:08:42 AM

FirstNationalBastard: But Who wouldn't want to fark a clown?

Why, the cumshot of handkerchiefs alone would be worth the price of admission.


I guess vagina is a clown car.
 
2014-06-08 07:32:20 AM
 
2014-06-08 07:35:10 AM
Clown hooker thread?

I feel funny about that.
 
2014-06-08 07:38:31 AM
I used to cry when I laughed, until I was raped by a clown. :(
 
2014-06-08 07:40:43 AM

Czechzican: I used to cry when I laughed, until I was raped by a clown. :(


Well rape is not a laughing matter... unless you are raping or getting raped by a clown.
 
2014-06-08 07:43:07 AM
www.i-am-bored.com

lh5.ggpht.com

I thought there'd be more sexy clown pics out there, but pickins are slim. Just too creepy.
 
2014-06-08 07:55:21 AM
This thread is kinda funny.
 
2014-06-08 07:56:49 AM
31.media.tumblr.com

/Clowns for Studman
 
2014-06-08 08:04:05 AM

upndn: This thread is kinda funny.


As funny as an enema performed with a seltzer bottle?
 
2014-06-08 08:10:54 AM
What's a pimp to do? It's hard out there.
 
2014-06-08 08:12:52 AM
i121.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-08 08:32:51 AM
Do they specialize in comical sex?
 
2014-06-08 08:38:52 AM
fc01.deviantart.net
www.seibertron.com

cdn.fashionablygeek.com
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www.gamersbin.com
 
2014-06-08 08:39:42 AM
"Casey employed many of the woman arrested for solicitation of prostitution"

So either they didn't arrest the full woman, or the writer has been reading way too many of those horrible 'to English' translations on the internet.  I guess they could just arrest the parts touched during prostitution, however then the rest of her can sue for false imprisonment.
 
2014-06-08 08:42:37 AM

Misconduc: /Clowns for Studman


The one on the left is missing a cigarette in one hand and a bottle in the other.
 
2014-06-08 08:44:01 AM

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Came here for pictures of Harley Quinn, left more than satisfied.  Thank you, kind sir.
 
2014-06-08 09:00:35 AM

lack of warmth: "Casey employed many of the woman arrested for solicitation of prostitution"

So either they didn't arrest the full woman, or the writer has been reading way too many of those horrible 'to English' translations on the internet.  I guess they could just arrest the parts touched during prostitution, however then the rest of her can sue for false imprisonment.


Dude, wait, what? Did you quote the wrong sentence?
 
2014-06-08 09:10:28 AM
can't sleep clown will fark me can't sleep clown will fark me can't sleep clown will fark me
 
2014-06-08 09:28:21 AM
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Cash Only, No Desk, Be Own Boss

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Suddenly NARFTLING THE GARTHOK! doesn't seem like such a bad thing.
 
2014-06-08 09:40:40 AM

oldsbone: lack of warmth: "Casey employed many of the woman arrested for solicitation of prostitution"

So either they didn't arrest the full woman, or the writer has been reading way too many of those horrible 'to English' translations on the internet.  I guess they could just arrest the parts touched during prostitution, however then the rest of her can sue for false imprisonment.

Dude, wait, what? Did you quote the wrong sentence?


It was only part of the sentence, but it was stating how the local police have been arresting his women since 2008.  Basically he was arrested after they figured out he was the common denominator, but the writer did use the singular as I quoted.

/It's right in the middle of the article
 
2014-06-08 10:46:08 AM

Fluid: Do they specialize in comical sex?


no, just insane clown pussy.
 
2014-06-08 10:49:29 AM

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Aaaand I'm done ... er i mean, we're done...

/thread over
 
2014-06-08 10:54:25 AM
How the hell did we get white trash Juggalettes before Harley Quinn cosplayers?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2014-06-08 11:00:15 AM

Sgt Otter: How the hell did we get white trash Juggalettes before Harley Quinn cosplayers?

Fark, I am disappoint.


huh... and here's me calling them jugglefarks all this time. No wonder I can't seem to get a date.
 
2014-06-08 11:33:20 AM
Some of the pics in this thread make me feel funny in my pants.
 
2014-06-08 12:31:02 PM
They couldn't get him for pimping, so busted him on credit card fraud.
 
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2014-06-08 01:24:22 PM
With helpful pic of what a pimp and clown look like.
 
2014-06-08 02:16:41 PM
images1.cliqueclack.com
 
2014-06-08 02:54:55 PM
Moar clown photos!
 
2014-06-08 04:06:43 PM
Chick clowns are still clowns.  Yeesh.
 
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