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(USA Today)   It's all fun and games at the Swingers party until cops whip out their big 4 inchers and start waving them around   (usatoday.com) divider line 53
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2014-06-07 10:22:23 PM
i293.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-08 12:17:24 AM
Not sure why it matters that they might be swingers. Swinging seems to be legal in CO, there's a nightclub that's very open about it in Denver (might be NSFW)
 
2014-06-08 12:44:28 AM
So Kwame is a cop?
 
2014-06-08 12:45:46 AM
If you have your gun on you something is wrong.
 
2014-06-08 12:47:52 AM

Somacandra: Not sure why it matters that they might be swingers. Swinging seems to be legal in CO, there's a nightclub that's very open about it in Denver (might be NSFW)


I suppose it's relevant because it might have been the source of the argument.
 
2014-06-08 12:52:55 AM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-08 12:58:06 AM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 320x188]


there are no words..
 
2014-06-08 12:59:36 AM
Trouble at a Swingers club, subby? That's so money shot, baby.
 
2014-06-08 01:01:19 AM
What a crappy article. So was it two couples equals a "swinger party", or two couples hosted a "get together" which included other couples?

Thanks for the Meme-ries'  gif wins the thread. You bet your ass I'm stealing it.
 
2014-06-08 01:23:42 AM

Chinesenookiefactory: What a crappy article. So was it two couples equals a "swinger party", or two couples hosted a "get together" which included other couples?


The first one.  Which seemed odd at first to me too, but if they'd been eating instead of farking, calling it a "dinner party" wouldn't be out of bounds, so whatever.
 
2014-06-08 01:38:01 AM
Things just haven't been the same since they took the 6-D cell flashlights away from cops. *sigh*

....what?
 
2014-06-08 01:48:24 AM
"The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners."

Ummm, so yeah, why the fark do the accusations that they swing need to be investigated? Isn't it enough to hold them accountable for any assault/battery they may have committed? Why the fark, in a supposedly free country, are legal authorities at all allowed to investigate sex that "conservatives" (supposedly) don't approve of? If the sex was consensual and everyone was an adult then it doesn't mean diddly-fark if they wanted to swing, orgy or whatever the fark. If you're not involved then the sex is none of your farking business you goddamn reprobates.
 
2014-06-08 02:00:49 AM

mongbiohazard: "The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners."

Ummm, so yeah, why the fark do the accusations that they swing need to be investigated? Isn't it enough to hold them accountable for any assault/battery they may have committed? Why the fark, in a supposedly free country, are legal authorities at all allowed to investigate sex that "conservatives" (supposedly) don't approve of? If the sex was consensual and everyone was an adult then it doesn't mean diddly-fark if they wanted to swing, orgy or whatever the fark. If you're not involved then the sex is none of your farking business you goddamn reprobates.


A thousand times this ↑↑↑↑

/Swinger
 
2014-06-08 02:04:25 AM

texastag: mongbiohazard: "The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners."

Ummm, so yeah, why the fark do the accusations that they swing need to be investigated? Isn't it enough to hold them accountable for any assault/battery they may have committed? Why the fark, in a supposedly free country, are legal authorities at all allowed to investigate sex that "conservatives" (supposedly) don't approve of? If the sex was consensual and everyone was an adult then it doesn't mean diddly-fark if they wanted to swing, orgy or whatever the fark. If you're not involved then the sex is none of your farking business you goddamn reprobates.

A thousand times this ↑↑↑↑

/Swinger


A thousand times this ↑↑↑↑

/Not a swinger
 
2014-06-08 02:17:23 AM
"Aurora police also said four officers who responded to the incident are now the subject of an internal affairs investigation for not conducting a DUI investigation on Ownbey. "

Did this incident take place in someone's home or in a car? I'm so confused.
 
2014-06-08 02:48:55 AM

The hopeless imp: "Aurora police also said four officers who responded to the incident are now the subject of an internal affairs investigation for not conducting a DUI investigation on Ownbey. "

Did this incident take place in someone's home or in a car? I'm so confused.


Journalism. What is it?
 
2014-06-08 03:03:40 AM

The hopeless imp: "Aurora police also said four officers who responded to the incident are now the subject of an internal affairs investigation for not conducting a DUI investigation on Ownbey. "

Did this incident take place in someone's home or in a car? I'm so confused.


the cops probably let Ownbey drive home after the fight.
 
2014-06-08 03:04:48 AM
Have a friend who was in a polyamorours (sp) and they ended up getting a divorce.  The women are best friends and knew all along about each other.  Poor sap is now hated by both women.  Who needs that.

And did I miss something?  Why would they need to do a DUI check on him if he was at his house?
 
2014-06-08 03:14:35 AM
Quite honestly, I can not imagine being a swinger.  Per se.  The idea that some man might decide that I'm "open" to experimentation just plain wierds me out .  Banging LOTS of women would be fun, though ;)
 
2014-06-08 03:32:36 AM

filter: The hopeless imp: "Aurora police also said four officers who responded to the incident are now the subject of an internal affairs investigation for not conducting a DUI investigation on Ownbey. "

Did this incident take place in someone's home or in a car? I'm so confused.

Journalism. What is it?


It's a big building filled with reporters. But that's not important right now.
 
2014-06-08 03:34:34 AM
No Super Troopers reference? Wow..
 
2014-06-08 03:42:16 AM
"We should have investigated further" police spokesman Frank Fania said. "We made a poor decision."

It looks like these dipshiats are starting to learn, albeit the hard way, that even one "good" cop protecting the bad does a rotten force make.

/dipshiats
 
2014-06-08 03:51:22 AM
that's what so great about the swinger lifestyle, it's so low stress. it's all about a good time and exploring new sensual horizons, while gaining a greater appreciation for your partner.
/dnneedtortfa
 
2014-06-08 04:11:49 AM

Bigdogdaddy: And did I miss something? Why would they need to do a DUI check on him if he was at his house?


Poorly written article. The two females got into a fight, the two male Denver cops tried to break it up and got into a fight themselves. One cop gets his gun and tells the other cop and his wife to leave. While the on-duty Aurora cops are there, the cop that left returns in his car and is drunk. The on-duty cops drive him home instead of checking him for DUI.

Everybody (the wives and their cop husbands) have been charged with various crimes. The on-duty cops are being investigated internally.

Nobody gives a shiat about the swinger part. Don't know why the article said that.
 
2014-06-08 04:14:32 AM
"We should have investigated further" police spokesman Frank Fania said. "We made a poor decision."

I suspect there is more to this story than just this poorly written article, if a police spokesman has to admit they screwed up somehow that does not appear relevant.
 
2014-06-08 04:14:38 AM

Somacandra: Not sure why it matters that they might be swingers. Swinging seems to be legal in CO, there's a nightclub that's very open about it in Denver (might be NSFW)


Because swinging always ends with someone getting pissed unless both have such an inferior self image they are both submissive.
 
2014-06-08 04:21:52 AM

mongbiohazard: "The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners."

Ummm, so yeah, why the fark do the accusations that they swing need to be investigated? Isn't it enough to hold them accountable for any assault/battery they may have committed? Why the fark, in a supposedly free country, are legal authorities at all allowed to investigate sex that "conservatives" (supposedly) don't approve of? If the sex was consensual and everyone was an adult then it doesn't mean diddly-fark if they wanted to swing, orgy or whatever the fark. If you're not involved then the sex is none of your farking business you goddamn reprobates.


Probably because their code of conduct forbids that type of activity, no matter how people spin it that usually ends up in a fight when certain types of personalities get together.

I don't give a shiat what you do in your private life, I only ask two things, do it inside and tell me its a swinger party before inviting me over. That was the most awkward BBQ I had ever attended.
 
2014-06-08 04:26:13 AM
One pig got drunk and tried to put his pecker in his pig partner's poop shoot. Unfortunately, the swinger subterfuge didn't work out. This is exactly why you need to have rules and boundaries when drinking and porking. Also, I have no beef with law enforcement suids.
 
2014-06-08 04:31:42 AM
A cop escalated a fistfight to a gunfight? The hell you say. Not one of those icons of self-control and professionalism. Reporter must be mistaken.
 
2014-06-08 04:37:54 AM

The hopeless imp: "Aurora police also said four officers who responded to the incident are now the subject of an internal affairs investigation for not conducting a DUI investigation on Ownbey. "

Did this incident take place in someone's home or in a car? I'm so confused.


Dicking Under the Influence
 
2014-06-08 04:40:59 AM

Bandito King: A cop escalated a fistfight to a gunfight? The hell you say. Not one of those icons of self-control and professionalism. Reporter must be mistaken.


Most cops should not be cops, sister, uncle, and quite a few relatives are cops, only a few of them need to stay cops.

There needs to be a better way to weed out shiatty, aggressive personality types that should never be cops. But hey here in Cobb county that no arm full sleeve tattoos policy is working well......
 
2014-06-08 04:57:16 AM

steamingpile: Bandito King: A cop escalated a fistfight to a gunfight? The hell you say. Not one of those icons of self-control and professionalism. Reporter must be mistaken.

Most cops should not be cops, sister, uncle, and quite a few relatives are cops, only a few of them need to stay cops.

There needs to be a better way to weed out shiatty, aggressive personality types that should never be cops. But hey here in Cobb county that no arm full sleeve tattoos policy is working well......


There are plenty of ways to weed them out. They just do the opposite.
 
2014-06-08 05:30:51 AM

mongbiohazard: "The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners."

Ummm, so yeah, why the fark do the accusations that they swing need to be investigated? Isn't it enough to hold them accountable for any assault/battery they may have committed? Why the fark, in a supposedly free country, are legal authorities at all allowed to investigate sex that "conservatives" (supposedly) don't approve of? If the sex was consensual and everyone was an adult then it doesn't mean diddly-fark if they wanted to swing, orgy or whatever the fark. If you're not involved then the sex is none of your farking business you goddamn reprobates.


It's totally not a public health risk that everyone else might be forced to pay for. So long as they're privately paying for their std-treatments, then good for them.
 
2014-06-08 06:06:33 AM

steamingpile: mongbiohazard: "The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners."

Ummm, so yeah, why the fark do the accusations that they swing need to be investigated? Isn't it enough to hold them accountable for any assault/battery they may have committed? Why the fark, in a supposedly free country, are legal authorities at all allowed to investigate sex that "conservatives" (supposedly) don't approve of? If the sex was consensual and everyone was an adult then it doesn't mean diddly-fark if they wanted to swing, orgy or whatever the fark. If you're not involved then the sex is none of your farking business you goddamn reprobates.

Probably because their code of conduct forbids that type of activity, no matter how people spin it that usually ends up in a fight when certain types of personalities get together.

I don't give a shiat what you do in your private life, I only ask two things, do it inside and tell me its a swinger party before inviting me over. That was the most awkward BBQ I had ever attended.


Lots of things lead to fights, because we are imperfect beings full of emotions and insecurities and biases. Plenty of fights happen over all kinds of stupid shiat. Sex is nothing special in that regard and is nobody's business but the people doing it. I'm no swinger yet people have managed to fight with me.

lol @ the awkward BBQ though.
 
2014-06-08 06:18:15 AM

robohobo: mongbiohazard: "The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners."

Ummm, so yeah, why the fark do the accusations that they swing need to be investigated? Isn't it enough to hold them accountable for any assault/battery they may have committed? Why the fark, in a supposedly free country, are legal authorities at all allowed to investigate sex that "conservatives" (supposedly) don't approve of? If the sex was consensual and everyone was an adult then it doesn't mean diddly-fark if they wanted to swing, orgy or whatever the fark. If you're not involved then the sex is none of your farking business you goddamn reprobates.

It's totally not a public health risk that everyone else might be forced to pay for. So long as they're privately paying for their std-treatments, then good for them.


Because only swingers get STD's, and don't engage in safe sex... apparently. Fun fact: I've had close to 50 sexual partners, and I'm not a swinger and am STD-free. Ya rly. That's not an accident.
 
2014-06-08 06:18:30 AM

89 Stick-Up Kid: No Super Troopers reference? Wow..


What do you think Thanks For The Meme-ries was on about?
 
2014-06-08 07:07:14 AM

Bandito King: A cop escalated a fistfight to a gunfight? The hell you say. Not one of those icons of self-control and professionalism. Reporter must be mistaken.


Remember the police are the only ones the DNCCCP thinks should have guns.
 
2014-06-08 07:26:19 AM

Oldiron_79: Bandito King: A cop escalated a fistfight to a gunfight? The hell you say. Not one of those icons of self-control and professionalism. Reporter must be mistaken.

Remember the police are the only ones the DNCCCP thinks should have guns.


The who?
 
2014-06-08 08:08:47 AM
"...Sloan pulled his gun during the incident .." is that some kinda euphemism for his wang?
 
2014-06-08 08:24:51 AM
media.boreme.com
 
2014-06-08 09:21:32 AM

The hopeless imp: "Aurora police also said four officers who responded to the incident are now the subject of an internal affairs investigation for not conducting a DUI investigation on Ownbey. "

Did this incident take place in someone's home or in a car? I'm so confused.


In many jurisdictions, you can technically be done for DUI if you are in possession of car keys within X meters of the vehicle, even if it's sitting in the garage, cold.

Because you are 'in control of the vehicle'.
 
2014-06-08 09:22:46 AM

CruiserTwelve: Bigdogdaddy: And did I miss something? Why would they need to do a DUI check on him if he was at his house?

Poorly written article. The two females got into a fight, the two male Denver cops tried to break it up and got into a fight themselves. One cop gets his gun and tells the other cop and his wife to leave. While the on-duty Aurora cops are there, the cop that left returns in his car and is drunk. The on-duty cops drive him home instead of checking him for DUI.

Everybody (the wives and their cop husbands) have been charged with various crimes. The on-duty cops are being investigated internally.

Nobody gives a shiat about the swinger part. Don't know why the article said that.



I'm assuming the wife swapping part is on hold for now
 
2014-06-08 09:32:11 AM
Finding a unicorn would have worked out better.
 
2014-06-08 09:35:34 AM
Talk about "Snub-nosed".
 
2014-06-08 10:48:05 AM

mongbiohazard: "The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners."

Ummm, so yeah, why the fark do the accusations that they swing need to be investigated? Isn't it enough to hold them accountable for any assault/battery they may have committed? Why the fark, in a supposedly free country, are legal authorities at all allowed to investigate sex that "conservatives" (supposedly) don't approve of? If the sex was consensual and everyone was an adult then it doesn't mean diddly-fark if they wanted to swing, orgy or whatever the fark. If you're not involved then the sex is none of your farking business you goddamn reprobates.


Hell, man, you can't get a cop to quit his job on an assault, battery, planting evidence, or even a murder charge. Most you can get them is "paid administrative leave".

Swingin' though, you could get someone actually fired on.
 
2014-06-08 10:52:09 AM
The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners.

Thanks for defining that for me, USA Today
 
2014-06-08 12:38:30 PM

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 320x188]


(guffawing)  what is the all the name of Tyrone is that?

Hahaha .. sweet jeebus ..
 
2014-06-08 01:20:46 PM
You can't take me anywhere
I'll strip down to my underwear if you give me half a chance
Hippy-freelove, out of sight
I'm gonna turn off every light and hold a private dance

It started out one afternoon
Hot sake in my living room among some special friends
Soon some others dropped around
And we all started getting down and you know how these things end

Torches flashing, sweaty passion
Well, each made love in their own fashion, well, we had quite a ball
Do the monkey, feeling funky
I'm just like any disco junkie and I don't care at all

Someone called the cops on us
But they didn't have the heart to bust the kinky scene they found
They checked their badges at the door
And joined the action on the floor when they laid their nightsticks down

Miss Freelove, if you will come back sometime
(Miss Freelove, Miss Freelove)
Miss Freelove of '69
(Miss Freelove, Miss Freelove)

Miss Freelove, won't you come back sometime?
Miss Freelove of 19 hundred and 69, 9, 9, hey
(Miss Freelove)
Freelove, Miss Freelove, Freelove
...
 
2014-06-08 02:06:06 PM
Well, I went to a party, and what did they do?
They took off their coats, and took off their shoes.
Took off their shirts, and took off their pants,
I had a hunch they weren't gonna dance

-  John Valby
 
2014-06-08 02:57:54 PM

some_beer_drinker: Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 320x188]

there are no words..


Well, here's the full length one:

themetapicture.com/this-cop-is-a-badass/
 
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