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(New York Daily News)   Man calls in a bomb hoax at a mall so his brother could get off early from his shift at Burger King   (nydailynews.com) divider line 41
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2014-06-07 08:42:59 PM
I once set a bomb in a Burger King baffroom.
 
2014-06-07 09:25:54 PM
He wasn't about to get into Mensa on looks alone.
 
2014-06-07 10:01:04 PM
So, there were two farkers involved in this wily plot
 
2014-06-07 10:55:16 PM
I guess in the end, you can't have it your way.
 
2014-06-07 10:55:29 PM
How in the hell do you get caught calling in a bomb threat? Anybody with two brain cells to rub together should know that you never make the call from a phone number that can be traced back to you. So you don't use your home number, your personal cell, a family member's phone or your work phone. Use a pay phone far from where you live, work or socialize at, or buy a disposable phone with cash, no check or CC, and make the call. It really isn't that hard.
 
2014-06-07 10:58:41 PM

ongbok: How in the hell do you get caught calling in a bomb threat? Anybody with two brain cells to rub together should know that you never make the call from a phone number that can be traced back to you. So you don't use your home number, your personal cell, a family member's phone or your work phone. Use a pay phone far from where you live, work or socialize at, or buy a disposable phone with cash, no check or CC, and make the call. It really isn't that hard.


You grossly overestimate the intelligence of the kind of people who call in fake bomb threats in the first place.
 
2014-06-07 10:58:48 PM
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2014-06-07 11:00:06 PM
ongbok
How in the hell do you get caught calling in a bomb threat? Anybody with two brain cells to rub together should know that you never make the call from a phone number that can be traced back to you. So you don't use your home number, your personal cell, a family member's phone or your work phone. Use a pay phone far from where you live, work or socialize at, or buy a disposable phone with cash, no check or CC, and make the call. It really isn't that hard.


In the uk there are cameras all over. That leaves anonymouse burner cell phone.

But you have to be able to think ahead for that.
 
2014-06-07 11:00:18 PM
Holy ginger, batman
 
2014-06-07 11:00:52 PM

ongbok: How in the hell do you get caught calling in a bomb threat? Anybody with two brain cells to rub together should know that you never make the call from a phone number that can be traced back to you. So you don't use your home number, your personal cell, a family member's phone or your work phone. Use a pay phone far from where you live, work or socialize at, or buy a disposable phone with cash, no check or CC, and make the call. It really isn't that hard.


Well, really... If the plan to get his "bro" out of work early from Burger King (farking Burger King!) is even considered, then two brain cells is about all he has.
 
2014-06-07 11:02:01 PM
One time I flew an airplane into a library so the librarian wouldn't notice while I surreptitiously returned an overdue book.
 
2014-06-07 11:03:35 PM
Not long after I quit my Burger King job to go to university one of the former Assistant Managers staged a robbery since he knew workers would leave the back door open while taking out the trash at closing.

He taped up some people and flashed a gin so no Eal harm done, but you'd think that robbing the same place you worked at would be a bad idea, you know since people might recognize you.
 
2014-06-07 11:07:15 PM
The article calls the guy a man, but his picture looks like a boy of 13. Cut the little fark some slack so prank calls are not his forte.
 
2014-06-07 11:11:13 PM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: The article calls the guy a man, but his picture looks like a boy of 13. Cut the little fark some slack so prank calls are not his forte.


I came here to say that
 
2014-06-07 11:22:16 PM
When it comes to teens committing acts of stupidity, the bar for the "astonishing" descriptor is very low....
 
2014-06-07 11:26:52 PM
"Man"? I think not.
 
2014-06-07 11:28:29 PM
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I hereby sentence you to six weeks of hard sunshine!
 
2014-06-07 11:28:46 PM

buckler: "Man"? I think not.


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He looks like someones step-child.
 
2014-06-07 11:31:37 PM

Mugato: I once set a bomb in a Burger King baffroom.


This is the UK, so it's known as a laboratory. Or informally, the Louvre.
 
2014-06-07 11:31:44 PM
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That's a pretty tony looking mall to have a Burger King.
 
2014-06-07 11:33:03 PM

Mugato: I once set a bomb in a Burger King baffroom.


You could have had the decency to use a Taco Bell shiatter.  They're equipped for that kind of disaster
 
2014-06-07 11:33:04 PM
Their food is already gut bomb in the first place.
 
2014-06-07 11:35:25 PM

"I got the idea from M.I.A.'s 'Born Free' video."


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2014-06-07 11:35:52 PM
Now I want a Whopper With Cheese.
 
2014-06-07 11:40:57 PM
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/not really
 
2014-06-07 11:45:07 PM
He demanded a fitted Burger King cap, size 7 5/8.
 
2014-06-07 11:51:11 PM

Mugato: I once set a bomb in a Burger King baffroom.


Good thing you posted that, a white dude would've been called a racist.
 
2014-06-07 11:59:53 PM

King Something: ongbok: How in the hell do you get caught calling in a bomb threat? Anybody with two brain cells to rub together should know that you never make the call from a phone number that can be traced back to you. So you don't use your home number, your personal cell, a family member's phone or your work phone. Use a pay phone far from where you live, work or socialize at, or buy a disposable phone with cash, no check or CC, and make the call. It really isn't that hard.

You grossly overestimate the intelligence of the kind of people who call in fake bomb threats in the first place.


Right...you don't plan a bomb threat then suddenly start making good decisions.
 
2014-06-08 12:25:36 AM

NathanAllen: Not long after I quit my Burger King job to go to university one of the former Assistant Managers staged a robbery since he knew workers would leave the back door open while taking out the trash at closing.

He taped up some people and flashed a gin so no Eal harm done, but you'd think that robbing the same place you worked at would be a bad idea, you know since people might recognize you.


Maybe he thought the hired help was as stupid as he was.
 
2014-06-08 12:32:57 AM
Everyone's talking trash but I'll bet his brother won't be complaining about excessive work hours for a while.  Mission accomplished.
 
2014-06-08 12:35:58 AM
I hated my job at Burger King so much that near the end of my "career" I actually prayed for a car wreck on the way to work so I wouldn't have to go in. Thank god I got fired; I was stuck in a rut and I'd probably still be there.

I'm not saying that this kid should have called in a bomb hoax, but I understand.

/therapy
 
2014-06-08 12:49:40 AM

NathanAllen: Not long after I quit my Burger King job to go to university one of the former Assistant Managers staged a robbery since he knew workers would leave the back door open while taking out the trash at closing.

He taped up some people and flashed a gin so no Eal harm done, but you'd think that robbing the same place you worked at would be a bad idea, you know since people might recognize you.


He robbed a store with a bottle of alcohol?
 
2014-06-08 12:53:03 AM

ongbok: How in the hell do you get caught calling in a bomb threat? Anybody with two brain cells to rub together should know that you never make the call from a phone number that can be traced back to you. So you don't use your home number, your personal cell, a family member's phone or your work phone. Use a pay phone far from where you live, work or socialize at, or buy a disposable phone with cash, no check or CC, and make the call. It really isn't that hard.

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 ''Americans are a stupid people by and large"
 
2014-06-08 12:58:44 AM
Greatest brother ever.
 
2014-06-08 01:02:12 AM
They keep referring to him as a "man", but looking at his photo, I'd say he's about 10 years away from being one.
 
2014-06-08 01:43:52 AM

Mugato: I once set a bomb in a Burger King baffroom.


Yo, Mugato, you're really funny lookin'.
 
2014-06-08 03:58:26 AM

Nix Nightbird: They keep referring to him as a "man", but looking at his photo, I'd say he's about 10 years away from being one.


And maybe 40 IQ points.
 
2014-06-08 08:27:57 AM
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2014-06-08 09:03:14 AM
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2014-06-08 11:05:57 AM
Oh no! He interrupted all that vital capitalism!
 
2014-06-08 12:29:22 PM
How can I tell, just from looking at his picture, that he says "bovvered" instead of "bothered"?
 
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