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(Daily Mail)   The student who pepper sprayed and tackled the Seattle university shooter putting a end to his rampage has his Target and Crate and Barrel wedding registries completely fulfilled and his honeymoon paid for by grateful strangers on the internet   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 200
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2014-06-07 09:05:14 PM  

ravenlore: rkiller1: ravenlore: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

I got married when i was 22.
/'course, i've been divorced now longer than i was with him

You sound proud of both events.

Neither proud nor ashamed. It is what it is.


/i actually sound old


Not old, wise.

You can be any age to be wise.
 
2014-06-07 09:08:40 PM  

UsikFark: trevzie: Imagine if bystanders had concealed carries instead of pepper spray. It's a rare person who will take pepper spray to a gun fight. It worked out in this case, thankfully.

However, takedowns like this would be more common if people had the tools to do it.

Bullshiat. farking bullshiat. With pepper spray you can lay on the trigger. You can spray down the shooter and a hostage with pepper spray. You can use pepper spray when unsure of your target.

This is why a "good guy with a gun" is a complete trash argument, you're still going to have to get the perp on the ground in a crowded area when you yourself are probably shaking with fear.


I think if someone has a gun shooting people, odds are that there's not a crowd standing around that person. Arguing about possible friendly fire when there's a guy standing there shooting his gun at as many people as he can. That is quite a stretch.

You have to be pretty sure you can close the distance before they rearm, or pull a sidearm to attempt running at a gunman with a can of pepper spray.

You really have to reach to come up with a scenario where it's better that the bystanders don't have guns.
 
2014-06-07 09:09:04 PM  

enry: Jae0o0: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

I got married at 19, husband was 21. Made it 11 years so far. We wernt badasses killer stoppers though.

We were both 23. 19 years in August.


Congrats!

My family was super proud. Mostly because I got married and it wasn't because I was pregnant. Because that happens where I'm from. A lot.
 
2014-06-07 09:09:30 PM  

fluffy2097: people complain bitterly about how someone else should DO SOMETHING!


Hose the farker down with mace and tackle him.
 
2014-06-07 09:10:46 PM  

fluffy2097: What an asshole.

He should have called the police and hid in a closet like the liberal protocol says.

Civilians aren't trained to fight back, and thus shouldn't try to defend themselves.


Yep, a vigilante!
 
2014-06-07 09:10:51 PM  

Jae0o0: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

I got married at 19, husband was 21. Made it 11 years so far. We wernt badasses killer stoppers though.


Good on ya...keep it up. I got married at 22...she was 21. We're still friends, lovers and business partners 40 years later.
 
2014-06-07 09:10:55 PM  

trevzie: You really have to reach to come up with a scenario where it's better that the bystanders don't have guns.


Tell us more. Please.
 
2014-06-07 09:11:07 PM  

AspectRatio: trevzie: Imagine if bystanders had concealed carries instead of pepper spray. It's a rare person who will take pepper spray to a gun fight. It worked out in this case, thankfully.

However, takedowns like this would be more common if people had the tools to do it.

Imagine if every single person had a gun aimed at everyone else all the time. It's right there in the constitution.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_dichotomy">http://en.wikipedia.or g/wiki/False_dichotomy
 
2014-06-07 09:11:59 PM  

dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)


Plenty of people do, numbnuts. Just because nobody will touch your "special area", doesn't mean everyone else has that same problem.
 
2014-06-07 09:12:07 PM  

DebinCO: One of the many reasons I love my Seattle.


Come for the vigilantes, stay for the decriminalization of illegal aliens and drugs that infest the streets.
 
2014-06-07 09:13:22 PM  
Man, now they're going to have to invite all the people that are sending gifts...
 
2014-06-07 09:14:03 PM  

UsikFark: trevzie: You really have to reach to come up with a scenario where it's better that the bystanders don't have guns.

Tell us more. Please.


I will when someone more capable of defending their argument arises
 
2014-06-07 09:14:15 PM  

ravenlore: rkiller1: ravenlore: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

I got married when i was 22.
/'course, i've been divorced now longer than i was with him

You sound proud of both events.

Neither proud nor ashamed. It is what it is.


/i actually sound old


It was the "of course" after the slashee thingee, as if divorce is an assured post-wedding event.
But it sounds like you're at-peace.  Peace.
 
2014-06-07 09:15:42 PM  
fluffy2097: I am an example of how gun nuts are nuts who shouldn't have guns
 
2014-06-07 09:17:23 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

Plenty of people do, numbnuts. Just because nobody will touch your "special area", doesn't mean everyone else has that same problem.


You of course realize that if his testicles are, as you allege, numb, then his "special area" my have "special issues."  Did you ever thing of that?  Didja????

/A ton of rage (or booze-enabled bravado) here tonight.
// Saturday nite is right for fighting
 
2014-06-07 09:17:44 PM  

UsikFark: Hose the farker down with mace and tackle him.


9 times out of 10, that's not going to work. But please, share some more of your wisdom with us.
 
2014-06-07 09:20:39 PM  

trevzie: UsikFark: trevzie: You really have to reach to come up with a scenario where it's better that the bystanders don't have guns.

Tell us more. Please.

I will when someone more capable of defending their argument arises


Your argument sucks. People with guns that want to shoot someone will find crowds and bystanders. They will enter classrooms with people hiding under desks. In a college, a movie theater, or a shopping mall, bystanders are crouched behind walls hiding. This shooting happened in a college lobby next to classrooms during a school day.
This shooting was solved quickly without another gunman. Pray tell how ten armed bystanders shooting this guy would have been better.
 
2014-06-07 09:21:56 PM  

rkiller1: ravenlore: rkiller1: ravenlore: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

I got married when i was 22.
/'course, i've been divorced now longer than i was with him

You sound proud of both events.

Neither proud nor ashamed. It is what it is.


/i actually sound old

It was the "of course" after the slashee thingee, as if divorce is an assured post-wedding event.
But it sounds like you're at-peace.  Peace.


it was more intended as an afterthought/aside.
 
2014-06-07 09:21:58 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: UsikFark: Hose the farker down with mace and tackle him.

9 times out of 10, that's not going to work. But please, share some more of your wisdom with us.


I've seen it in action and it puts folks on the ground.
 
2014-06-07 09:22:10 PM  

UsikFark: trevzie: UsikFark: trevzie: You really have to reach to come up with a scenario where it's better that the bystanders don't have guns.

Tell us more. Please.

I will when someone more capable of defending their argument arises

Your argument sucks. People with guns that want to shoot someone will find crowds and bystanders. They will enter classrooms with people hiding under desks. In a college, a movie theater, or a shopping mall, bystanders are crouched behind walls hiding. This shooting happened in a college lobby next to classrooms during a school day.
This shooting was solved quickly without another gunman. Pray tell how ten armed bystanders shooting this guy would have been better.


Someone would've captured on video and we'd get to watch it a bazillion times on CNN?  Is that prey-telling enough?
 
2014-06-07 09:22:28 PM  

It's Me Bender: Yeah, but if he'd had concealed carry it would have saved us all the expense of a trial and lifetime incarceration for the nutjob.

(concealed carry is probably not an option in Seattle except for government workers and the rich and the criminal underclass)


Don't be that guy...
 
2014-06-07 09:23:13 PM  

Jae0o0: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

I got married at 19, husband was 21. Made it 11 years so far. We wernt badasses killer stoppers though.


My husband and I were both 22 when we got married. We were married 30 years when he passed away.
 
2014-06-07 09:23:43 PM  

ravenlore: rkiller1: ravenlore: rkiller1: ravenlore: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

I got married when i was 22.
/'course, i've been divorced now longer than i was with him

You sound proud of both events.

Neither proud nor ashamed. It is what it is.


/i actually sound old

It was the "of course" after the slashee thingee, as if divorce is an assured post-wedding event.
But it sounds like you're at-peace.  Peace.

it was more intended as an afterthought/aside.


The whole marriage-divorce or your slashee-comment were afterthoughts?
/jk
 
2014-06-07 09:23:58 PM  

Pokey.Clyde: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

Plenty of people do, numbnuts. Just because nobody will touch your "special area", doesn't mean everyone else has that same problem.


I was mainly referring to people who don't subscribe to a repressive religious dogma that severely restricts their sexual freedom until they've entered into a life-altering legal contract and paid out the asshole for a giant, lavish ceremony with all their friends and family.

On the other hand, if you're a desperately horny 18-22 year old who simply isn't permitted to have any "special area" contact until you've blown $25,000 just to parade your Special Friend out in front of everyone you've ever known and entered into a legal contract that (depending on the state, etc.) could easily result in you losing half your shiat if you ever stuck your dick in *anyone* else, I can half understand how you could be driven to such foolish decisions.
 
2014-06-07 09:24:17 PM  

UsikFark: Pray tell how ten armed bystanders shooting this guy would have been better.


The gun nuts can't masturbate to mace stories.
 
2014-06-07 09:25:05 PM  

Gramma: Jae0o0: dookdookdook: In other news, who the hell gets married when they're 22? (or ever, for that matter?)

I got married at 19, husband was 21. Made it 11 years so far. We wernt badasses killer stoppers though.

My husband and I were both 22 when we got married. We were married 30 years when he passed away.


Please tell me you're not serious???
If you're being truthful, my sincere condolences, and that's the saddest think I've read on Fark in a week.
Peace to you, young lady.
 
2014-06-07 09:25:45 PM  
Am I the first to ask Subby what the fark he's doing with an apostrophe in the word which is meant to be spelled 'registries'?
 
2014-06-07 09:26:36 PM  

jaytkay: UsikFark: Pray tell how ten armed bystanders shooting this guy would have been better.

The gun nuts can't masturbate to mace stories.


That would explain this thread, not enough guns and they are cranky.
 
2014-06-07 09:27:58 PM  

Aussie_As: Am I the first to ask Subby what the fark he's doing with an apostrophe in the word which is meant to be spelled 'registries'?


We's having a rage-war here and you're nitpicking the gd apostrophes'.  C'mon, dude, stop with the grammar Nazi's crap and get with the program here! Geeeeeshes'!
 
2014-06-07 09:28:25 PM  

Aussie_As: Am I the first to ask Subby what the fark he's doing with an apostrophe in the word which is meant to be spelled 'registries'?


Report bad headlines. Every time I've done it the headline is corrected in minutes, but I'll let you do the honors this time.
 
2014-06-07 09:28:47 PM  
trevzie:
You really have to reach to come up with a scenario where it's better that the bystanders don't have guns.

Crossfire.
 
2014-06-07 09:28:58 PM  

StanTheMan: zarker: Come on, fark, where's my "just kidding, he was arrested for assaulting the guy"?

Yeah, I, too, was waiting for the "and was sued for civil rights violations because racist." It is the left coast, after all.


Sop your idiotic confirmation bias based opinion is idiotic?

There's a shocker.
 
2014-06-07 09:29:52 PM  

UsikFark: jaytkay: UsikFark: Pray tell how ten armed bystanders shooting this guy would have been better.

The gun nuts can't masturbate to mace stories.

That would explain this thread, not enough guns and they are cranky.


Farking word. Happens every time.
 
2014-06-07 09:29:58 PM  
This dude had a shotgun and lost to a guy with pepper spray, the courthouse shooter was armed for the zombie Apocalypse and lasted all of 40 seconds. Have we run out of competent mass murderers and are now dipping into the minor leagues to bring up the Shoe Bomber-level killers?
 
2014-06-07 09:29:59 PM  

mediablitz: Sop your idiotic confirmation bias based opinion is idiotic?


Are you okay?
 
2014-06-07 09:30:50 PM  
If everyone had a gun, they'd be shooting at "the shooter."  Who is "the shooter" when all these CCW citizens are shooting?
 
2014-06-07 09:31:41 PM  
I'm still betting he gets fired by the college.  Possibly expelled.
 
2014-06-07 09:32:36 PM  
It's not enough for you gun-grabbing libs to have gun registries, now you want wedding registries too!
 
2014-06-07 09:36:24 PM  

AspectRatio: It's not enough for you gun-grabbing libs to have gun registries, now you want wedding registries too!


Mandatory gay wedding registries.
 
2014-06-07 09:46:13 PM  

jtown: Was anyone else expecting that to read, "...has been arrested and expelled from school..."?


No, not everyone. Just douchebags like you.
 
2014-06-07 09:46:30 PM  
ITT: Somebody's REALLY pissed a gun nut was taken down without a hail of bullets.
 
2014-06-07 09:47:42 PM  
Stan, fluffy, and Pokey?  This thread is a regular Algonquin Round Table.
 
2014-06-07 09:51:21 PM  

KidneyStone: jtown: Was anyone else expecting that to read, "...has been arrested and expelled from school..."?

No, not everyone. Just douchebags like you.


Or anybody that's read any other thread involving violence in a school.

Zero tolerance and all that.

The difference is that this was a private college, not a public high school.
 
2014-06-07 09:56:45 PM  
Ybarra is on suicide watch in jail
On Friday his lawyer said he was sorry for what he did



Hmm....sorry for what you did? I'm thinking you're sorry you didn't kill more before someone owned your punk coward ass. And please, ask the guards not to watch you too closely on the "suicide watch", do the world a favor and exit it now.

/Thanks, the World.
 
2014-06-07 09:59:48 PM  

UsikFark: trevzie: UsikFark: trevzie: You really have to reach to come up with a scenario where it's better that the bystanders don't have guns.

Tell us more. Please.

I will when someone more capable of defending their argument arises

Your argument sucks. People with guns that want to shoot someone will find crowds and bystanders. They will enter classrooms with people hiding under desks. In a college, a movie theater, or a shopping mall, bystanders are crouched behind walls hiding. This shooting happened in a college lobby next to classrooms during a school day.
This shooting was solved quickly without another gunman. Pray tell how ten armed bystanders shooting this guy would have been better.


The point is that all those people hiding under desks don't have concealed carries and that is why shootings often have so many casualties before the cops can show up. If there were 10 concealed carries this shooting would have ended how it did, early.

Just because this one happened to end with mace doesn't mean it is a likely resolution.

Number of mass shootings stopped with mace: 1

Number of mass shootings stopped with guns or threat of guns: every single other one
 
2014-06-07 10:00:03 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Ybarra is on suicide watch in jail
On Friday his lawyer said he was sorry for what he did


Hmm....sorry for what you did? I'm thinking you're sorry you didn't kill more before someone owned your punk coward ass. And please, ask the guards not to watch you too closely on the "suicide watch", do the world a favor and exit it now.

/Thanks, the World.


I'm usually of the opinion that a suicide watch should do just that.

Watch.  Note the absence of the words "prevent" or "interfere".

So that it can be precisely recorded what time the person of interest saved the State the expense and media circus of a high profile trial.
 
2014-06-07 10:00:19 PM  

UsikFark: trevzie: UsikFark: trevzie: You really have to reach to come up with a scenario where it's better that the bystanders don't have guns.

Tell us more. Please.

I will when someone more capable of defending their argument arises

Your argument sucks. People with guns that want to shoot someone will find crowds and bystanders. They will enter classrooms with people hiding under desks. In a college, a movie theater, or a shopping mall, bystanders are crouched behind walls hiding. This shooting happened in a college lobby next to classrooms during a school day.
This shooting was solved quickly without another gunman. Pray tell how ten armed bystanders shooting this guy would have been better.


/He would have been much more living impaired than he is now.  THAT is how it would be better.  But now we have to pay for his incarceration for the rest of his worthless wasted life.
 
2014-06-07 10:01:10 PM  
That's the way you do it,
Get your money for nothin'
And your chicks for free


/Yogi Ybaraa can take sorry and shove it up his ass though
 
2014-06-07 10:04:28 PM  

fluffy2097: mekki: I am waiting for the story where a gunman is taken down by the archery team.

Thanks to zero tolerance, it will never happen. Gun free zones? Also bow free zones. For the children, you see.

/You can watch pro wrestling if you want to see people get hit in the head with a chair.
//If you want your gun free zones, and onerous legislation on legal gun owners, you should have to wait for the cops to come save your ass, since you have abdicated your ability to defend yourself to the police.


Well.... Aren't you, ummmm, cute, I suppose.
 
2014-06-07 10:08:23 PM  

trevzie: UsikFark: trevzie: UsikFark: trevzie: You really have to reach to come up with a scenario where it's better that the bystanders don't have guns.

Tell us more. Please.

I will when someone more capable of defending their argument arises

Your argument sucks. People with guns that want to shoot someone will find crowds and bystanders. They will enter classrooms with people hiding under desks. In a college, a movie theater, or a shopping mall, bystanders are crouched behind walls hiding. This shooting happened in a college lobby next to classrooms during a school day.
This shooting was solved quickly without another gunman. Pray tell how ten armed bystanders shooting this guy would have been better.

The point is that all those people hiding under desks don't have concealed carries and that is why shootings often have so many casualties before the cops can show up. If there were 10 concealed carries this shooting would have ended how it did, early.

Just because this one happened to end with mace doesn't mean it is a likely resolution.

Number of mass shootings stopped with mace: 1

Number of mass shootings stopped with guns or threat of guns: every single other one


I hope you realize you are getting off on trolling people about an incident where people died. You don't have to be this person. You are better than this.
 
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