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(SILive)   Rep Michael Grimm blames Obama for his indictment. Because ya know... derpitty derp derp   (silive.com ) divider line
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2479 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Jun 2014 at 5:13 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-07 01:32:39 PM  
"Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I'm not sure what country I'm living in..."

FFS!

Super douchy
 
2014-06-07 02:08:53 PM  
Doesn't Grimm have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?
 
2014-06-07 03:35:28 PM  
Way to take responsibility douchetard
 
2014-06-07 04:36:30 PM  
"Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I'm not sure what country I'm living in,"

Great, then you won't mind when we drop you off in the middle of Pyongyang.

Also, STFU Geraldo Rivera, you cock!
 
2014-06-07 04:57:59 PM  
I thought Obama was too incompetent to do anything.
 
2014-06-07 05:16:02 PM  
Clearly Obama made him cook the books and misreport his taxes. That fiend!
 
2014-06-07 05:16:55 PM  
Is this the "I'm gonna throw you off this farking balcony" guy?

He also said that the Obama administration had turned the U.S. into a country more like North Korea or Iran.

media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-07 05:17:29 PM  
So Chairman Obama made you lose your cool and threaten that reporter, too? Party of personal responsibility, my ass.
 
2014-06-07 05:18:10 PM  
The Party of Personal Responsibility strikes again!
 
2014-06-07 05:18:22 PM  
Ah yes, the Dinesh D'Souza defense.
 
2014-06-07 05:19:48 PM  
They change policy, they use regulation to legislate, they circumvent the Congress-this is now the norm for the Obama administration. And when you look and see why they come after me so hard, every day another negative story [against] the only Republican in New York City, it becomes obvious: they don't want any opposition. This administration wants to do what it wants to do and they want you to forget about the America that you grew up in.

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I'm not sure what country I'm living in. Four Americans are killed and murdered in Benghazi-no one's held accountable .... The IRS, arguably the most feared agency in our entire government targeting people because of their political views. Now this happens in Iran, this happens in North Korea, but this is the United States of America.


Please send $25 today to take back America and forward this on to your grandma.
 
2014-06-07 05:25:10 PM  
We get it... He's a blackwessentadenfunken
 
2014-06-07 05:27:01 PM  
Lol tax fraud
 
2014-06-07 05:28:23 PM  
Jowzers, it's either obama, the lying bastard or grimm, the lying bastard. What a monumental choice.
 
2014-06-07 05:32:57 PM  
See, if they'd only let Bush stock the US attorney's offices with graduates of Regent, Liberty, and Bob Roberts Universities, we wouldn't have this problem.

Thanks, Obama!
 
2014-06-07 05:33:58 PM  
And now a shoe-in for membership in the HOMB Communion!
 
2014-06-07 05:46:41 PM  
You are complaining about Obama in the media. If the US were like North Korea or Iran, your dumb ass would be in jail or disappeared.
 
2014-06-07 05:52:41 PM  
Keep in mind that for every Republican that spouts derp like this (and they are legion), there are tens or hundreds of thousands of people who vote for then.

Your fellow countrymen, everyone. Yes, there are a frightening number of people who agree with this.
 
2014-06-07 05:55:28 PM  
Thanks Obama!
 
2014-06-07 05:57:10 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-07 05:58:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-07 05:58:07 PM  

welldidyouevah.files.wordpress.com

GOOD GRIMM

intoxination.net

BAD GRIMM

 
2014-06-07 05:58:53 PM  
cdn.gifbay.com
 
2014-06-07 06:09:01 PM  
So? Fark him. Why even bother repeating nonsense like that.

I long for a world where the more nonsense you spout the LESS attention you get from the press.
 
2014-06-07 06:10:31 PM  
img.fark.net

Stolen from another thread, because Obama's admin
 
2014-06-07 06:13:39 PM  
I think he was set up by the Yancy Street Gang.
 
2014-06-07 06:14:07 PM  

Zeppelininthesky: You are complaining about Obama in the media. If the US were like North Korea or Iran, your dumb ass would be in jail or disappeared.


You say it like that, and it sounds attractive.
 
2014-06-07 06:15:13 PM  

2xhelix: Doesn't Grimm have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?


And then it's clobberin' time!
 
2014-06-07 06:21:18 PM  

Circusdog320: "Sometimes I wake up in the morning and I'm not sure what country I'm living in..."

FFS!

Super douchy


I know, sometimes it's like we're Italy or Ireland here on SI.

I love the diversity in New Brighton.
 
2014-06-07 06:28:06 PM  

fusillade762: Is this the "I'm gonna throw you off this farking balcony" guy?

He also said that the Obama administration had turned the U.S. into a country more like North Korea or Iran.

[media.tumblr.com image 245x285]


Which is why you're getting a trial by jury, representation by a lawyer, and you're allowed to complain to the press.  My God, are we in Pyongyang?  I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE!
 
2014-06-07 06:28:42 PM  
He was THIS close to blowing the whole Benghaziergdahl scandal WIDE OPEN.  Using the IR Code Obama's secret Kenyan birth certificate, with the help of Cliven Bundy himself he was just about to open the "7th vault" of evidence hidden underneath what used to be CBGB's, when he was swarmed by Biden's commando force of ACORN thugs!

Or something, I guess.  In any case it wasn't his fault whatever.
 
2014-06-07 06:48:43 PM  

HighOnCraic: I think he was set up by the Yancy Street Gang.


Those crumb bums coidn't pull off a caper this tight. Nope, not those layabout nooks.
 
2014-06-07 06:55:41 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-06-07 06:57:01 PM  

Apos: [welldidyouevah.files.wordpress.com image 767x709]

GOOD GRIMM

[intoxination.net image 850x566]

BAD GRIMM


Technically this is the only Grimm left in Portland now.

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-07 06:58:58 PM  
I don't know. If I were him I would be tempted to go to trial and use that defense or at least go to trial and instruct my lawyer to try to lead the questioning of every witness to that. Even if the state objects and the judge keeps the witnesses from answering any questions about an Obama conspiracy from my lawyer, you gotta to figure it will stick with some of the jury. You have enough people out there that irrationally hate Obama bad enough that any thing bad, rational or not, that you say they are going to believe, that you have to figure at least 1 or 2 of them will end up on a jury, and that is all you need to hang a jury.
 
2014-06-07 07:01:39 PM  

Apos: GOOD GRIMM

BAD GRIMM


I don't think there is a good Grimm anymore.

/This show has jumped the shark for me.
//So has Lost Girl.
 
2014-06-07 07:04:36 PM  
img.fark.net

Help!  Help!  I'm being repressed!
 
2014-06-07 07:18:17 PM  

Savage Belief: Apos: GOOD GRIMM

BAD GRIMM

I don't think there is a good Grimm anymore.

/This show has jumped the shark for me.
//So has Lost Girl.


Lost Girl jumped the shark in season 2.
 
2014-06-07 07:20:22 PM  

Savage Belief: Apos: GOOD GRIMM

BAD GRIMM

I don't think there is a good Grimm anymore.

/This show has jumped the shark for me.
//So has Lost Girl.


Lost girl was nothing but jumped sharks from day one.

Grimm... I have four episodes to go and I guess it is time to leave this thread.
 
2014-06-07 07:23:21 PM  

fusillade762: Apos: [welldidyouevah.files.wordpress.com image 767x709]

GOOD GRIMM

[intoxination.net image 850x566]

BAD GRIMM

Technically this is the only Grimm left in Portland now.

[img.photobucket.com image 720x404]


True enough. She's been an excellent addition to the show, despite my initial misgivings.
 
2014-06-07 07:29:16 PM  
He also said that the Obama administration had turned the U.S. into a country more like North Korea or Iran.

People actually believe this.
 
2014-06-07 07:34:54 PM  

Smackledorfer: Grimm... I have four episodes to go and I guess it is time to leave this thread.


Oops. Sorry for the spoilers.
 
2014-06-07 07:37:18 PM  

Savage Belief: Apos: GOOD GRIMM

BAD GRIMM

I don't think there is a good Grimm anymore.

/This show has jumped the shark for me.
//So has Lost Girl.



I respectfully beg to differ; if anything, the introduction of the Theresa Rubell character seems to breathed new life into it. "Lost Girl" *has* been a lost cause since Season 2, as fusillade 762 astutely pointed out.
 
2014-06-07 07:38:56 PM  
What kind of people would be stupid enough to elect this asshat:

sipoor.pbworks.com

Oh yeah...
 
2014-06-07 07:50:45 PM  

theknuckler_33: He also said that the Obama administration had turned the U.S. into a country more like North Korea or Iran.

People actually believe this.


I don't know anyone from North Korea, but I know several from Iran, some who lived there under the Shah and under Khomenei, and they have assured me that America is NOTHING like that. Even now.
 
2014-06-07 07:56:49 PM  

Ball Peen Hammer Laxative: So Chairman Obama made you lose your cool and threaten that reporter, too? Party of personal responsibility, my ass.


Obama made him take steroids to combat socialism
 
2014-06-07 08:00:02 PM  
Pro-tip: if Obama had made America like North Korea, you would be murdered (and your family imprisoned) for actually saying that Obama made America like North Korea.
 
2014-06-07 08:01:34 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Jowzers, it's either obama, the lying bastard or grimm, the lying bastard. What a monumental choice.


Well given your distaste for minorities, I can guess where you will side.
 
2014-06-07 08:05:35 PM  

elchip: Keep in mind that for every Republican that spouts derp like this (and they are legion), there are tens or hundreds of thousands of people who vote for then.

Your fellow countrymen, everyone. Yes, there are a frightening number of people who agree with this.


Michael Grimm has said nothing that I haven't heard from people on Fark. Not that this is anything like the be-all-and-end-all, but Fark is probably closest thing to a real crowd sourced political discussion (that doesn't go plaid in about 30 seconds) that I can find.
 
2014-06-07 08:08:21 PM  
During the Clinton administration, when half the Congress was accusing the other half of Congress of criminal activity, some backbencher got caught up in some minor scandal - influence peddling or money laundering or something; he had his hand in the cookie jar, whatever it was. When some reporter shoved a microphone in his face, the first words out of his mouth were to blame Clinton, since he had "created the culture."

I seriously have no idea what it would take at this point for an unethical Republican to admit wrongdoing. When Newt claimed that the reason he kept cheating on his wives was because he loved his country so much, it seemed that a standard had been set. Now, though, lawbreaking representatives see their shortcomings as an opportunity to blast the opposition on the way out the door. "If I'm a-goin' down, I'm a-takin' you with me!"

Of course, if these people had any humility, they wouldn't be Republicans, I guess...
 
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