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(CBC) NewsFlash Industrial park in Eastern Canada on lock-down. Police surround area with weapons drawn. This is not a repeat from Wednesday   (cbc.ca) divider line 104
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2014-06-07 01:05:57 PM  
Here we go....

thisocalledlife.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-07 01:41:25 PM  
WTF Canada?
 
2014-06-07 02:13:26 PM  
I cannot get outraged until I know whether I'm supposed to be outraged about assault rifles, assault knives, or someone wielding a pair of moose antlers in an assault manner.
 
2014-06-07 03:11:05 PM  

syrynxx: I cannot get outraged until I know whether I'm supposed to be outraged about assault rifles, assault knives, or someone wielding a pair of moose antlers in an assault manner.


Perhaps it was a hockey stick... Canada is loaded with em.
 
2014-06-07 03:26:31 PM  

Nefarious: syrynxx: I cannot get outraged until I know whether I'm supposed to be outraged about assault rifles, assault knives, or someone wielding a pair of moose antlers in an assault manner.

Perhaps it was a hockey stick... Canada is loaded with em.


Somebody thought they might have seen a gun.
 
2014-06-07 04:25:19 PM  
Thanks, Harper.
 
2014-06-07 04:25:46 PM  
Canadians and Americans trying to beat their high scores it's VIDEOGAMES, I tell ya!
 
2014-06-07 04:27:15 PM  
OMG! It was a guy with a beard, a hat, armed with an umbrella. EVERYBODY RUN!

/HOLY CRAP! THE SKY IS FALLING
 
2014-06-07 04:28:12 PM  
How did this get greenlit? It's a false alarm.
 
2014-06-07 04:28:15 PM  
OMG NO SIGN OF REPORTED GUNMAN, POLICE SAY!
 
2014-06-07 04:29:08 PM  
Twitchy much?
 
2014-06-07 04:29:49 PM  
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2014-06-07 04:30:04 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Nefarious: syrynxx: I cannot get outraged until I know whether I'm supposed to be outraged about assault rifles, assault knives, or someone wielding a pair of moose antlers in an assault manner.

Perhaps it was a hockey stick... Canada is loaded with em.

Somebody thought they might have seen a gun.


We need to ban false alarms...

This is why we need false alarm controls...

/ thanks, Obama
 
2014-06-07 04:30:13 PM  
i was assured this could never happen in canaduh.

was i misinformed?
 
2014-06-07 04:30:41 PM  
Some canadian broad with a seal club?
 
2014-06-07 04:32:40 PM  
How will the gun control crowd ejaculate now. Nobody died. Hell, not even a gun found.
 
2014-06-07 04:32:45 PM  
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2014-06-07 04:32:59 PM  
I live by the RCMP building off of Brunswick. Heard a few sirens but nothing out of the ordinary.
 
2014-06-07 04:33:18 PM  
What tool resemble a riffle from afar? A drill with a long bit? A crowbar?
 
2014-06-07 04:33:24 PM  
It's Canada, so it might just be a guy a politely asking other people to shoot themselves.
 
2014-06-07 04:35:16 PM  

Go Fornicate Without a Partner: Here we go....

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People who posts "popcorn" ought to be treated the same way as morons who post "first".
 
2014-06-07 04:35:21 PM  

talkertopc: What tool resemble a riffle from afar? A drill with a long bit? A crowbar?


a broom
 
2014-06-07 04:35:38 PM  

xtech: i was assured this could never happen in canaduh.

was i misinformed?


Might be worth investigating whether the FBI started any new "gunwalker" operations in Canada.

/actually, we'd need at least another fifty gun attacks to match the increase in gun violence per capita that Mexico experienced
//not sayin', just sayin'
 
2014-06-07 04:36:01 PM  
Cool, now these pigs get to put on all their "tac" gear and pretend they are not bunch of scared queermos.
 
2014-06-07 04:36:20 PM  

the_celt: WTF Canada?


Sorry.
 
2014-06-07 04:36:26 PM  
Canada has only 3.8 million square miles.  How could this happen twice in such a concentrated area?  In the same week?

Crazy.
 
2014-06-07 04:36:37 PM  

MyRandomName: How will the gun control crowd ejaculate now. Nobody died. Hell, not even a gun found.


You're the gun nut. Every incident of gun violence makes you look bad.

Your point?
 
2014-06-07 04:37:40 PM  
This is Nova Scotia's Obama.
 
2014-06-07 04:37:51 PM  
Welcome to Obamas NRAs Canada
 
2014-06-07 04:40:30 PM  
Smug?
 
2014-06-07 04:43:27 PM  

MyRandomName: How will the gun control crowd ejaculate now. Nobody died. Hell, not even a gun found.


Seen a bumper sticker today that read "I will keep my money, firearms and freedom, you can have the "Change". Got a good laugh out of it.
 
2014-06-07 04:44:00 PM  
I crush your head!
 
2014-06-07 04:44:06 PM  

Glendale: the_celt: WTF Canada?

Sorry.


Its all good.

Crazy week, eh.
 
2014-06-07 04:44:12 PM  

xtech: was i misinfromed?


At least make the effort to get it right
 
2014-06-07 04:44:45 PM  

Nefarious: syrynxx: I cannot get outraged until I know whether I'm supposed to be outraged about assault rifles, assault knives, or someone wielding a pair of moose antlers in an assault manner.

Perhaps it was a hockey stick... Canada is loaded with em.


Let's not make this about "global warming".
 
2014-06-07 04:46:57 PM  
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2014-06-07 04:47:49 PM  

Misconduc: MyRandomName: How will the gun control crowd ejaculate now. Nobody died. Hell, not even a gun found.

Seen a bumper sticker today that read "I will keep my money, firearms and freedom, you can have the "Change". Got a good laugh out of it.


Where do you live?  Must be a fairly blue area. I think I saw that bumper sticker more times than I can count (all the way to potato) less than a year into Obama's first term
 
2014-06-07 04:47:56 PM  

talkertopc: What tool resemble a riffle from afar? A drill with a long bit? A crowbar?


A cane.
 
2014-06-07 04:48:08 PM  

iheartscotch: OMG! It was a guy with a beard, a hat, armed with an umbrella. EVERYBODY RUN!

/HOLY CRAP! THE SKY IS FALLING


Was it an assault-umbrella?
 
2014-06-07 04:49:44 PM  
People are just getting crazier and crazier each passing day.  It's a scary old world we live in anymore.
 
2014-06-07 04:50:09 PM  

jshine: iheartscotch: OMG! It was a guy with a beard, a hat, armed with an umbrella. EVERYBODY RUN!

/HOLY CRAP! THE SKY IS FALLING

Was it an assault-umbrella?


Worse. It was a black assault ak-47 glock umbrella.
 
2014-06-07 04:52:03 PM  
Did everyone run to the basement and cower in the corner with their kids?
 
2014-06-07 04:56:57 PM  

iheartscotch: jshine: iheartscotch: OMG! It was a guy with a beard, a hat, armed with an umbrella. EVERYBODY RUN!

/HOLY CRAP! THE SKY IS FALLING

Was it an assault-umbrella?

Worse. It was a black assault ak-47 glock umbrella.


islandtalk.asia
 
2014-06-07 04:56:58 PM  
*tsk* *tsk*  *tsk*

You used to be cool Canada.
 
2014-06-07 04:57:36 PM  

talkertopc: What tool resemble a riffle from afar? A drill with a long bit? A crowbar?



Not sure whether you were going for iambic pentameter or Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
 
2014-06-07 04:59:00 PM  
FTFA: A second man was removed from the scene by police. Carr said it appears that he heard about what was happening on social media and decided to jump over a fence to get into the compound. The man was soon sent on his way.
Carr said he didn't know why the man would do that.


I'm going to go with "because he's farking crazy." That's just a guess, though.

I also really liked the zoomed in map at the end of the article that probably isn't particularly helpful unless you already know the area.
 
2014-06-07 05:00:17 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Did everyone run to the basement and cower in the corner with their kids?


Just don't come strutting in with a baby... they'll think it's a gun.

/especially if the diaper really is loaded.
 
2014-06-07 05:00:30 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Did everyone run to the basement and cower in the corner with their kids?


I live in Dartmouth, it was business as usual everywhere except a tiny part of Burnside.
Absent the Moncton tragedy it would barely be a local story.
 
2014-06-07 05:01:51 PM  

Fista-Phobia: [kithmeme.files.wordpress.com image 831x638]


Hey that's not something you wanna shout when a place is on lockdown. Those things kill, you know. (NSFW)
 
2014-06-07 05:04:59 PM  
clearly, Canada needs better gun control laws.
 
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