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(ESPN)   Maria Sharapova reminds us all once again that she's no Anna Kournikova as she starts on her second Career Grand Slam   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2014-06-07 12:57:05 PM  
Seeing her on stage she is so much taller than Simona Halep, the head of the French Tennis Federation and Chrissy Evert. Like a foot taller.

I told my best friend a few years ago: "Just wait until Maria is in her mid-twenties. She will fill out and be a real woman."

And she has. She's got hips and booty now. I'm ok with that.

She's pretty good at tennis too. All kidding and facetiousness aside, she doesn't always play her best tennis but in spite of that she somehow finds a way to win. Yes, her screams are annoying but she never gives up and that alone is what won her the tournament this time. Putting 7 wins together is no easy task so congrats.

All credit is due to Simona Halep who not only played arguably a better tournament overall but has had an amazing year.

Personally I'm glad the women's draw has finally turned a corner and fresh faces are consistently making deep runs in the majors.
 
2014-06-07 04:32:11 PM  
I love those things but I can never eat all the pancakes
 
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2014-06-07 05:49:44 PM  

joshiz: She's got hips and booty now.

She's pretty good at tennis too

 
2014-06-07 06:09:11 PM  
Watched a bit of that match. Kinda weird to see someone (Halep) who doesn't do the hollering thing that all the female players do these days.
 
2014-06-07 06:39:28 PM  

joshiz: She's got hips and booty now. I'm ok with that.

She's pretty good at tennis too.


I hope some Farker will be kind enough to provide photographic proof of before and after.

/Woke up early to watch the final. Stuck at work now.
 
2014-06-07 08:35:04 PM  
I'd make some racket with her...
 
2014-06-07 10:28:30 PM  
And no pictures of pre-reduction Halep?

FOR SHAME
 
2014-06-07 11:20:49 PM  
 
2014-06-08 08:36:06 AM  

star_topology: And no pictures of pre-reduction Halep?

FOR SHAME


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advantage, fark!
 
2014-06-08 11:05:22 AM  
Read the headline as "as she sharts on her second Career Grand Slam," leaving disappointed
 
2014-06-08 11:37:05 AM  

joshiz: Seeing her on stage she is so much taller than Simona Halep, the head of the French Tennis Federation and Chrissy Evert. Like a foot taller.

I told my best friend a few years ago: "Just wait until Maria is in her mid-twenties. She will fill out and be a real woman."

And she has. She's got hips and booty now. I'm ok with that.

She's pretty good at tennis too. All kidding and facetiousness aside, she doesn't always play her best tennis but in spite of that she somehow finds a way to win. Yes, her screams are annoying but she never gives up and that alone is what won her the tournament this time. Putting 7 wins together is no easy task so congrats.

All credit is due to Simona Halep who not only played arguably a better tournament overall but has had an amazing year.

Personally I'm glad the women's draw has finally turned a corner and fresh faces are consistently making deep runs in the majors.


Are you trying to get a table thrown at you? Don't call him Chris again.
 
2014-06-08 12:06:57 PM  
go rafa go!
 
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