some_beer_drinker: that's a pretty shiatty, dirty, sweaty dream.
SBinRR: When I was 5, that's what I wanted to be.In my defense, I had just read one of those Golden Books about garbage men. They had uniforms, hats, and seemed like swell guys. Their trucks were really shiny too.When I was 6, I had an occasional interest in becoming an OB/GYN, thanks to my neighbor that was about the same age.
TinyFist: [i1309.photobucket.com image 666x360]
Old Man Winter: This reminds me of one of Eddie Izzard's routine.I wanna be an astronaut ...You're British, so scale it back a bit.I wanna be etc. until finally he wants to work in a sewer.
SBinRR: When I was 5, that's what I wanted to be.
fusillade762: kitted him out in boots, hi-vis jacket, helmet and glovesWait, garbage men wear helmets?
monstera: the world is not a wish granting factoryyour wish has been granted...
GreenSun: Honestly though, if you pay me $15,000 a month to be a garbage collector, I'd do it without hesitation. If you pay me $1000 a month to be a garbage collector, no way!
Nothing To See Here: Being a garbage man would be perfect for me. They only work one day a week in our neighborhood.Nice, I could call in sick that day.
LincolnLogolas: fusillade762: kitted him out in boots, hi-vis jacket, helmet and glovesWait, garbage men wear helmets?We're talking about a country where the elevators are required, by law, to tell you that the doors are opening and closing.
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