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(CBS News)   Rand Paul: Let's trade John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton for US Marine detained in Mexico   ( cbsnews.com) divider line
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2014-06-07 09:51:21 AM  
The reason we can't do that trade is nobody wants them. It's the same reason we can't trade an equivalent list of Republicans.
 
2014-06-07 09:53:18 AM  
He stole the joke, too
 
2014-06-07 09:58:11 AM  
What a dumb cock
 
2014-06-07 10:27:00 AM  
"Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get to the other side."

--Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 10:28:27 AM  
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'im."

-Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 10:29:31 AM  
Republicans are idiots. I would have chastised me for saying something that unqualified ten years ago. But here we are.
 
2014-06-07 10:40:23 AM  
Knock, knock

Who's there?

--Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 10:51:41 AM  
"Supplies!"

-Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 10:52:52 AM  
"Hey, what's the deal with airline food?"

--Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 10:58:47 AM  
We should trade Rand Paul for Heathcliff Slocumb.
 
2014-06-07 11:00:46 AM  
"Republicans always looking to party
With Democrats, party comes looking for you!"

--Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 11:13:33 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Knock, knock

Who's there?

--Rand Paul


Rand Paul who?

Rand Paul!

--Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 11:18:55 AM  
When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst--

--Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 11:31:01 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Knock, knock

Who's there?

--Rand Paul

Rand Paul who?

Rand Paul!

--Rand Paul


Orange you glad I didn't say Boehner?

-Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 11:40:14 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

"I like pizza"

-Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 11:48:34 AM  
"Let there be light" - Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 11:58:59 AM  
To steal a like from reddit:

Spoken like a true second-grader.
 
2014-06-07 11:59:05 AM  
I'm from Kentucky, can I trade Rand Paul for something? It doesn't have to be much. Hell, I'll take a gumball from a 25 cent machine.
 
2014-06-07 11:59:38 AM  
How about trading Rand Paul for a sack of beans?
 
2014-06-07 11:59:47 AM  
"Eyes are the windows to the soul."

-Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 11:59:55 AM  
wildcard, biatches!

- Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 12:00:59 PM  

wxboy: How about trading Rand Paul for a sack of beans?


You under value a sack of beans.
 
2014-06-07 12:01:23 PM  
"YES, THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!" - Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 12:01:58 PM  
forcing people to do what they don't want to do is the heart of the libertarian philosophy iirc.
 
2014-06-07 12:04:37 PM  
Isn't the main problem that he tried to escape? He was stuck in a fairly common situation, but then pulled an unsuccessful prison break.

Comparing his desired release with Bergdahl's doesn't seem very smart.
 
2014-06-07 12:04:56 PM  

wxboy: How about trading Rand Paul for a sack of beans?


A sack of beans will help the poor more than he ever will.
 
2014-06-07 12:05:59 PM  
Ex-marine.

And he's being held by a friendly civilian government for committing an alleged criminal act (weapons trafficking, although his supporters say he just accidentally drove across the border with his own personal weapons in the car).

Not, you know, to let facts get in the way of a derpy little soundbite.
 
2014-06-07 12:07:05 PM  
I assumed Sarah Palin's rhetoric was about as moronic as a political leader could get.

But here we are.
 
2014-06-07 12:08:49 PM  

Nadie_AZ: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 450x360]

"I like pizza"

-Rand Paul


I'M GONNA EAT A DOLPHIN

-Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 12:11:37 PM  
Too complicated, Rand.  I think that a better idea would be for you to sneak over the border into Mexico, armed, and to let you negotiate with the Mexican authorities for Mr. Tahmooressi's release.

/Tahmooressi's an *ex-*marine, subby
 
2014-06-07 12:12:38 PM  

Uzzah: Ex-marine.

And he's being held by a friendly civilian government for committing an alleged criminal act (weapons trafficking, although his supporters say he just accidentally drove across the border with his own personal weapons in the car).

Not, you know, to let facts get in the way of a derpy little soundbite.


He has also been held for two months vs five years.

undernova: Isn't the main problem that he tried to escape? He was stuck in a fairly common situation, but then pulled an unsuccessful prison break.


Yup.
 
2014-06-07 12:13:11 PM  
They should have kept the Berghazi tab name through the weekend.

How about we trade Rand Paul for someone useful, like literally ANY displaced mexican crop picker, bat shiat shoveler, or goat husbander.
 
2014-06-07 12:13:40 PM  
"My ancestors who worked in the coal mines of northeast Pennsylvania and would come up after 12 hours and play football for 4 hours? It was because they didn't have a platform upon which to stand."

- Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 12:15:06 PM  

Uzzah: Ex-marine.

And he's being held by a friendly civilian government for committing an alleged criminal act (weapons trafficking, although his supporters say he just accidentally drove across the border with his own personal weapons in the car).

Not, you know, to let facts get in the way of a derpy little soundbite.


I thought you had a fence or the like between Mexico and USA.

Can you cross without being aware?
 
2014-06-07 12:15:27 PM  
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2014-06-07 12:15:38 PM  
Q: What's the difference between Rand Paul and a bucket of sh*t?

A: A bucket
 
2014-06-07 12:15:44 PM  
I ain't no hollaback girl.

-Rand Paul
 
2014-06-07 12:16:12 PM  
If we're trading morons for a moron, we'd have to send them teatards.
 
2014-06-07 12:16:17 PM  
A line worthy of an RNC presidential candidate.
 
2014-06-07 12:16:55 PM  
Take my politicians. Please.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-07 12:17:58 PM  

dascott: If we're trading morons for a moron, we'd have to send them teatards.


And we're still trading 5 terrorists.
 
2014-06-07 12:19:09 PM  
Why do conservatives have the sense of humor of 12-year olds?
 
2014-06-07 12:19:51 PM  
Israel traded a thousand prisoners for a single soldier. You don't see the GOP whining about that.
 
2014-06-07 12:20:03 PM  
So Rand Paul would be cool with the opposite, right... if a Mexican came to the US with a bunch of guns, then tried to escape from jail, Rand Paul would totally be for just letting him go...
 
2014-06-07 12:20:17 PM  
ugh. I'd trade those clowns away for a sack of magic beans. They're really not worth one Marine. I suppose you'd have to trade all the Democrats in Washington, plus cash considerations, that's be worth it.

//Rand Paul 2016 -half a brain ahead of anyone else.
 
2014-06-07 12:21:24 PM  

RedPhoenix122: dascott: If we're trading morons for a moron, we'd have to send them teatards.

And we're still trading 5 terrorists.


As opposed to just letting hundreds go and getting nothing.
 
2014-06-07 12:22:11 PM  
I don't see why this is a big deal.

The people biatching about this have proven recently that they don't want ex-military freed from captivity.
 
2014-06-07 12:22:14 PM  

dascott: RedPhoenix122: dascott: If we're trading morons for a moron, we'd have to send them teatards.

And we're still trading 5 terrorists.

As opposed to just letting hundreds go and getting nothing.


Crap, now I get it.  Sigh.  Slow today.
 
2014-06-07 12:22:20 PM  
"Keep f*cking that chicken!"

~RAND PAUL
 
2014-06-07 12:22:24 PM  

The Maha Rushie: //Rand Paul 2016 has half a brain ahead of anyone else.


Fixed that for you.
 
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