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(Daily Mail)   British town shut down by massive spill of ... mashed potatoes? (pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 35
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2014-06-07 10:28:03 AM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-07 10:41:20 AM
Will any injured be treated in a MASH unit?
 
2014-06-07 10:42:31 AM
Emergency supplies of bangers reportedly en route
 
2014-06-07 10:57:22 AM
At least it wasn't molasses:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-07 11:12:40 AM
Is there a line of people waiting to stick their dicks in them?
 
2014-06-07 02:18:41 PM
"Lemme tell ya 'bout the great train accident of '14."

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-07 02:20:45 PM
♫And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?

We call it Riding the Gravy Traiiin.♫ :P
 
2014-06-07 02:20:46 PM
Only gravy can save them now.
 
2014-06-07 02:24:35 PM
First orange juice, now potatoes. I think I've read about this somewhere...
 
2014-06-07 02:27:05 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Oh my God... Turkey... with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter-drenched dressing, tiny onions, swimming in a sea of cream sauce... ahh...
 
2014-06-07 02:28:50 PM
Cue Dee Dee Sharp
 
2014-06-07 02:29:57 PM
mason.gmu.edu
 
2014-06-07 02:30:49 PM
Why does almost every article from the Daily Mail feature some pensioner's statements?
 
2014-06-07 02:34:54 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
SHUT.
DOWN.
EVERYTHING.
 
2014-06-07 02:35:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Emergency supplies of bangers reportedly en route


rack.3.mshcdn.com
 
2014-06-07 02:45:11 PM

dopirt: Why does almost every article from the Daily Mail feature some pensioner's statements?


They're the only ones who can't get away from the Daily Fail reporters.
 
2014-06-07 03:06:12 PM

HairyNevus: First orange juice, now potatoes. I think I've read about this somewhere...


Meat is next...
 
2014-06-07 03:17:44 PM

PhiloeBedoe:


This means something!
 
2014-06-07 03:35:35 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Is there a line of people waiting to stick their dicks in them?


Only the ones who know it's that kind of party
 
2014-06-07 03:51:33 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Is there a line of people waiting to stick their dicks in them?


This being Fark, I fully expected this to be the Boobies.

/or the Weeners?
 
2014-06-07 03:52:00 PM

trappedspirit: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x474]
SHUT.
DOWN.
EVERYTHING.



And yet the headline clearly says 'tons'.  I know they're on the metric system, but still.
 
2014-06-07 04:04:05 PM
How the hell does mashed potatoes 'spill'?!
 
2014-06-07 04:13:21 PM
Guess the poor shepherd's will just have to get by with only ground beef and corn now.
 
2014-06-07 04:20:48 PM
Scranton, PA's sister city?

/ba-na-nas
 
2014-06-07 04:46:01 PM

dopirt: Why does almost every article from the Daily Mail feature some pensioner's statements?



They're the only ones who can be relied on for regular comments about how things were much better during the war, you could leave your doors unlocked at night and we all came together to give Johnny Foreigner what for, not like now when they're crawling all over the place one of them even moved in next door black of the ace of spades he was I tell you this country's gone to the dogs and oh, those homosexuals we didn't have those in my day and if we did they had the decency to keep it behind closed doors lifestyle they say well they're all just degenerates I say I don't know what's happened it used to be you could be proud to say you're British now you can't even find anyone British to say it to any more and don't even get me started on young people today young criminals more like what they needs is a short sharp knock about the head and some time in the army to straighten them out they weren't like that during the war and did I mention how it was all so much better during the war?
 
2014-06-07 04:52:52 PM
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, this was their finest hour!
 
2014-06-07 04:53:35 PM

syrynxx: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Emergency supplies of bangers reportedly en route

[rack.3.mshcdn.com image 850x478]


Bangers, not wankers.
 
2014-06-07 04:59:15 PM
Just need a gravy boat to run aground nearby, and we're in business.
 
2014-06-07 05:05:52 PM
Got mashed potato...
Ain't got no t-bone.
 
2014-06-07 05:39:53 PM
Fear not! Badger will clear that up.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-07 06:40:26 PM
The potatos were immediately topped with boiled meat and a tasteless brown gravy.

This has the fingerprints of the IRA all over it.
 
2014-06-07 06:53:56 PM
img.fark.net

Don't forget the gwavy!
 
2014-06-07 08:42:46 PM
If I'm going to get stuck in traffic, I'd like to be able to eat my way out.

But only if chives are provided.

Chives, bro.
 
2014-06-07 09:56:07 PM
I'm a zit.
Get it?
 
2014-06-08 09:32:56 AM
Remember when you hit me with those...mashed potatoes?

the-toast.net
 
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