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(Live5 News Charleston)   300 gallons of orange juice leaks into swamp after truck accident. Yeah, that's one screwed driver   (live5news.com) divider line 27
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2014-06-07 11:10:37 AM  
Nice one.
 
2014-06-07 12:09:47 PM  
Did the driver forget to brake fast ?
 
2014-06-07 12:10:11 PM  
Better than expected subby, top shelf
 
2014-06-07 12:11:00 PM  
Was the female passenger a Bloody Mary?
 
2014-06-07 12:11:42 PM  
Well, orange you just the cleverest, subby?
 
2014-06-07 12:13:03 PM  
*goes through comments*

Nothing more to add really, Farkers have picked the lowest hanging fruit.
 
2014-06-07 12:17:21 PM  
Headline needs more rhymes.
 
2014-06-07 12:20:03 PM  
The driver was removing hairs from his fuzzy navel instead of paying attention to the road.
 
2014-06-07 12:20:30 PM  
Sounds like he banged into a wall after hitting an RV.
 
2014-06-07 12:20:40 PM  
He should have concentrated on what he was doing
 
2014-06-07 12:23:03 PM  
Probably driving too fast. Deadline. Feeling the squeeze.
 
2014-06-07 12:44:22 PM  
So swamp = vodka?
 
2014-06-07 12:45:28 PM  
Lucky he wasn't smashed to a pulp.
 
2014-06-07 12:46:22 PM  
The juice is loose.
 
2014-06-07 12:49:26 PM  
Orange you glad I didn't say fuel oil?
 
2014-06-07 12:51:20 PM  
Frog a l'orange?
 
2014-06-07 12:52:30 PM  
At least, for a while, the mosquitos will be injecting Vitamin C while they infect you with Malaria
 
2014-06-07 12:56:10 PM  
Whail, shoot, whatju got thar is a Geechee mimosa.
 
2014-06-07 12:58:31 PM  
Was Al Cowling driving?
 
2014-06-07 01:00:53 PM  
This will put the driver into quite a squeeze.
 
2014-06-07 01:09:37 PM  
Horrified

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2014-06-07 01:48:06 PM  
Orange juice, purple muslims, Who gives a shiat? Dump'em all in the swamp. This is a Christian country.
 
2014-06-07 02:45:20 PM  

loser0: Headline needs more rhymes.


We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange...
 
2014-06-07 02:59:12 PM  

ReverendJynxed: loser0: Headline needs more rhymes.

We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange...



And...um...Door hinge?

/Guess the song's over. Back to work.
 
2014-06-07 03:10:20 PM  
Did it fall over and then sink into the swamp?
 
2014-06-07 04:11:23 PM  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-2-MeA9rBQ

Orange you glad it wasn't 30,000 pounds of bananas?
 
2014-06-07 04:19:03 PM  
SELL MORTIMER! SELL!
 
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