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(New York Daily News)   Waffle House waitress arrested for trying to get her boyfriend to leave her husband scattered and smothered   (nydailynews.com) divider line 35
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2014-06-07 01:35:01 PM
"The scary thing is that there wasn't a life insurance policy and they don't own their home," [the husband's] Lawyer told the newspaper.

THAT'S the scary thing?!?  Not the whole "murder a father of three in cold blood" bit?

This poor bastard should consider getting another lawyer.
 
2014-06-07 01:44:01 PM

Riche: "The scary thing is that there wasn't a life insurance policy and they don't own their home," [the husband's] Lawyer told the newspaper.

THAT'S the scary thing?!?  Not the whole "murder a father of three in cold blood" bit?

This poor bastard should consider getting another lawyer.


Well, he's a lawyer. He could see murdering someone for financial gain.

But there was no opportunity for financial gain here, this just had to do with those crazy things Hew-mons call "emotions", so he doesn't understand it at all.

It's like if you show your dog a physics problem.
 
2014-06-07 02:41:10 PM
What has 7 teeth and 5 eyes?

The night crew at Waffle House.

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2014-06-07 02:41:38 PM
For some reason I read that as "White House waitress" and now i keep seeing this picture of a bouffanted gum-chewer sidling up to Barack at a formica table and saying "What'll ya have, hon?".
 
2014-06-07 02:43:05 PM
If I were married to that, being murdered wouldn't seem too bad.
 
2014-06-07 02:43:06 PM
"Boy toy"? They both look like used up bath toys.
 
2014-06-07 02:44:07 PM
Romeo kills Paris and we weep at his apparent loss of Juliet, but Lumpyhead Marge and Cletus Domebrow conspire to kill her husband and we throw them in the slammer. Where's the romance anymore?
 
2014-06-07 02:49:55 PM
She probably never gave divorce a thought; if she did, she probably thought it was sinful.
 
2014-06-07 02:57:41 PM
The kids had o be adopted. Can't imagine anyone banging her 3 times.
 
2014-06-07 02:59:44 PM
I'll bet she still gets custody and child support.
 
2014-06-07 03:02:20 PM
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2014-06-07 03:02:27 PM
There is no way that woman has a boy toy, unless she decided against the surgery.
 
2014-06-07 03:06:31 PM
Look, I know we all need sex, but really dude have some self respect.
 
2014-06-07 03:12:49 PM
He had her over easy because he couldn't stand to see her sunny side up
 
2014-06-07 03:20:23 PM
That's a rough-looking 38...

/ do not want.jpeg
 
2014-06-07 03:26:59 PM
There must be a severe lack of womens in that town.  Yikes.
 
2014-06-07 03:29:20 PM

AbiNormal: ///I think they're both missing a chromosome or two.


That's what I was thinking. His head looks syndromey. I'm betting there's not a lot going on up in that brain.
 
2014-06-07 03:41:05 PM

namegoeshere: AbiNormal: ///I think they're both missing a chromosome or two.

That's what I was thinking. His head looks syndromey. I'm betting there's not a lot going on up in that brain.


Alfred E. Neuman's somewhat less cretinous cousin.
 
2014-06-07 03:42:10 PM
Jesus. That dude is all ears.
 
2014-06-07 03:45:53 PM
Maybe the boy toy is blind and the "woman" told the boy toy that she was a supermodel and she really works at the Playboy Club in New Albany.

/New Albany is a pretty rough town.
 
2014-06-07 04:10:25 PM

common sense is an oxymoron: She probably never gave divorce a thought; if she did, she probably thought it was sinful.


Lol!
 
2014-06-07 04:17:25 PM
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2014-06-07 04:20:01 PM

common sense is an oxymoron: She probably never gave divorce a thought; if she did, she probably thought it was sinful.


Or she doesn't want to deal with custody issues.
 
2014-06-07 04:20:09 PM
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/I was doing a search for big ears, and this made me laugh. Still a better-looking boytoy, though.
 
2014-06-07 04:53:49 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: That's a rough-looking 38...

/ do not want.jpeg


She looks pretty typical of a white WH whore.
 
2014-06-07 04:59:32 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: That's a rough-looking 38...

/ do not want.jpeg


That's what we call an Indiana 38. Pretty typical in these parts. I hate southern IN.
 
2014-06-07 05:19:34 PM
What is it with friggin waffle houses lately?!
 
2014-06-07 05:45:23 PM

Deedeemarz: What is it with friggin waffle houses lately?!


Lately?
 
2014-06-07 05:50:44 PM

namegoeshere: Deedeemarz: What is it with friggin waffle houses lately?!

Lately?


I think this is the fourth story involving some sort of assault or murderiness.....I mean in the past, they were just pathetic, not homicidal.
 
2014-06-07 05:57:27 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: That's a rough-looking 38...

/ do not want.jpeg


Well, people say go fark yourself.  Maybe that's the idea--your wand of farking so doesn't want that it goes and hides in the nearby orifice.
 
2014-06-07 06:04:47 PM
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2014-06-07 06:26:57 PM

jehovahs witness protection: I'll bet she still gets custody and child support.


And gets to keep the double-wide while he gets to keep paying for it.
 
2014-06-08 12:29:08 AM
Wafflehouse, that place could just about have it's own tag..... but then you'd have to pick when something happens at a wafflehouse in Florida
 
2014-06-08 12:40:20 AM

Oldiron_79: Wafflehouse, that place could just about have it's own tag..... but then you'd have to pick when something happens at a wafflehouse in Florida


That would be the ninth circle of stupidity.
 
2014-06-08 09:46:13 AM

Oldiron_79: Wafflehouse, that place could just about have it's own tag..... but then you'd have to pick when something happens at a wafflehouse in Florida


Dividing by zero, that.
 
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