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(CBS Miami)   Man shot when neighbors catch him peeing in their yard. Wait, it was the guy who was peeing who shot the neighbors complaining about him peeing in their yard? Oh, this happened in Florida, never mind   (miami.cbslocal.com) divider line 38
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2014-06-07 06:34:37 AM  
Another responsible penis owner.
 
2014-06-07 06:35:06 AM  
Oh, piss on these people.
 
2014-06-07 06:42:14 AM  

jso2897: Another responsible penis owner.



brescher.net
 
2014-06-07 07:05:53 AM  
Never mind, my ass! Another gun fondler being a danger to others. Gotta stop sometime.
 
2014-06-07 07:32:30 AM  
Another typical responsible gun owner.
 
2014-06-07 07:37:07 AM  
Ahhhhh let the flowers grow.

+1 internets to whoever knows that reference.
 
2014-06-07 07:40:54 AM  
The whole damn state looks like a dude taking a piss.


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2014-06-07 08:06:37 AM  
www.balettie.com

Why send a man to do a dog's job?
 
2014-06-07 08:24:27 AM  
And you libs said Stand Your Ground laws were a solution without a problem. A man's gotta pee in peace, damnit.
 
2014-06-07 08:38:42 AM  

jso2897: Another responsible penis owner.


No such thing.

An oxymoron, actually.


/guy stood his ground, then shook it off.
 
2014-06-07 08:39:29 AM  
The Jose Martinez?
With a black handgun?
 
2014-06-07 08:44:18 AM  
It was comin' right at 'em.
 
2014-06-07 08:44:56 AM  
Did it have a hoodie? Well there ya go.
 
2014-06-07 08:47:48 AM  
You say Gilberto Martinez gat a teeny pee-pee?

That's a shootin'.
 
2014-06-07 08:56:55 AM  
House arrest for attempted murder?

Oh wait.. Florida, right.
 
2014-06-07 09:04:03 AM  
At least it wasn't a penguin in a tent !
 
2014-06-07 09:16:59 AM  
So he pulled the farking trigger 'til it went click?
 
2014-06-07 09:18:55 AM  
Pees, shoots and leaves
 
2014-06-07 10:05:45 AM  

beefoe: Pees, shoots and leaves


Wanted for questioningimg.fark.net
 
2014-06-07 10:14:43 AM  

beefoe: Pees, shoots and leaves


If you're peeing forest vegetation instead of urine, you might have a problem.
 
2014-06-07 10:24:30 AM  
I don't think he did anything especially wrong by peeing.  Now the shooting part... not so much.
 
2014-06-07 10:38:13 AM  
That's one totally cool thing about being a dude.  You can piss while standing your ground.
 
2014-06-07 10:51:44 AM  

whatsupchuck: That's one totally cool thing about being a dude.  You can piss while standing your ground.


You should meet some of the girls I know. So can they.
 
2014-06-07 11:22:12 AM  
YET AGAIN, the bar for gun ownership in this country proves way too low.

Past time to repeal the 2nd Amendment.

/pee shooter?
 
2014-06-07 11:41:37 AM  

Candygram for Mongo: The whole damn state looks like a dude taking a piss.


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Piss nothing, those are pecker-tracks.
 
2014-06-07 11:42:40 AM  
What stops a man with two guns out of his pants?  A rifle.
 
2014-06-07 12:16:26 PM  
Great!  Now they have white-black guys shooting innocent people in Florida!  Or is he a black-white guy?  Damn, I keep getting it all mixed up.
 
2014-06-07 12:20:14 PM  
What a terribly written article. What the f*ck happened to "the Jose Martinez"? Did he survive? Were his wounds life-threatening? How about some f*cking info? And how do you hold someone on a $50,000 bond and give them house-arrest at the same time?
 
2014-06-07 12:30:21 PM  
No gun charges, must be a legal carry gun owner. Plus he was probably afraid by the people confronting him, so he was merely standing his ground. Hopefully the NRA steps in with legal assistance to defend this patriot's rights.
 
2014-06-07 12:31:36 PM  
Pointing, laughing, and yelling that your hamster has a bigger penis didn't help.
 
2014-06-07 01:10:00 PM  
Just marking the territory where he'll stand his ground.
 
2014-06-07 01:21:26 PM  

wellreadneck: The Jose Martinez?


To distinguish from the Gilberto Martinez.
 
2014-06-07 03:42:26 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: No gun charges, must be a legal carry gun owner. Plus he was probably afraid by the people confronting him, so he was merely standing his ground. Hopefully the NRA steps in with legal assistance to defend this patriot's rights.


How did you manage to misinterpret this paragraph?
"Gilberto Martinez is charged with one count of attempted second degree murder. "
 
2014-06-07 03:43:35 PM  
Why not two counts of attempted murder, considering he said 'you too' and fired at the second guy, but the gun misfired.
 
2014-06-07 07:19:11 PM  
I support gun rights, but I also support gun registration.  NRA knuckleheads say "The ONLY reason the government wants to register guns is to confiscate them".  Yes, you are correct.  And this incident is EXACTLY the reason we need registration.  Any gun that this a-hole owns needs to be confiscated.  He done lost his gun privileges.
 
2014-06-07 08:36:10 PM  
An armed society is a urinating society.
 
2014-06-07 10:23:08 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: HotWingConspiracy: No gun charges, must be a legal carry gun owner. Plus he was probably afraid by the people confronting him, so he was merely standing his ground. Hopefully the NRA steps in with legal assistance to defend this patriot's rights.

How did you manage to misinterpret this paragraph?
"Gilberto Martinez is charged with one count of attempted second degree murder. "


Does the gun have to be illegal for that charge? Or are you probably not the best lawyer going around?
 
2014-06-08 12:06:09 AM  
So, once a year I make it a point to piss outside in my yard. Fug the neighbors and fug my wife since both like to biatch at me about it.

I own, I piss there.
 
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