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(ESPN)   Seahawks' Richard Sherman to suffer season-ending injury   (espn.go.com) divider line 37
    More: Amusing, Seahawks, NFC, Michael Crabtree, Madden NFL, Carolina Panthers, games started, Shaun Alexander, Troy Polamalu  
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2014-06-06 09:26:15 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com

VENGEANCE IS MINE! >:D
 
2014-06-07 12:55:46 AM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-06-07 12:59:53 AM  
It was still worth.

/Seahawk fan fully prepared for 6-10 this year
 
2014-06-07 04:26:57 AM  
 
2014-06-07 04:45:36 AM  

PowerSlacker: It was still worth.

/Seahawk fan fully prepared for 6-10 this year


Try 4-12, my Rams need those extra wins, damnit!
 
2014-06-07 06:44:49 AM  

PowerSlacker: It was still worth.

/Seahawk fan fully prepared for 6-10 this year


Why are you worried, don't you guys already have a Kearse?

/I'll be here all week
 
2014-06-07 07:31:16 AM  
He's such a douche. I saw him on NFL SoundFX the other day.  He acts like a 12 year-old screaming over xbox live. He's probably less mature though.
 
2014-06-07 08:07:24 AM  

DanZero: [pbs.twimg.com image 599x850]


Erin Andrews:  "Who was talking about you?"
 
2014-06-07 08:10:13 AM  
Curse did nothing to Brees when he was on the cover.
 
2014-06-07 08:13:39 AM  

balfourk: Curse did nothing to Brees when he was on the cover.


People can't really grasp random coincidence, we just love looking for patterns and applying meanings to them.
 
2014-06-07 08:22:28 AM  
Noo!!
Madden ended Shaun Alexander's career!

/not really
 
2014-06-07 08:24:52 AM  

balfourk: Curse did nothing to Brees when he was on the cover.


Megatron turned out ok too.
 
2014-06-07 08:25:08 AM  
When I boot up my copy of Madden I cant wait to play as a CB who has roughly 20% of passes thrown his way.
 
2014-06-07 09:32:23 AM  

MyRandomName: When I boot up my copy of Madden I cant wait to play as a CB who has roughly 20% of passes thrown his way.


But check out the new Pass Interference feature. You can use it every play when you're Seattle.
 
2014-06-07 09:54:45 AM  

asimplescribe: balfourk: Curse did nothing to Brees when he was on the cover.

People can't really grasp random coincidence, we just love looking for patterns and applying meanings to them.


I think we just like to see the random coincidence and have fun with it.
 
2014-06-07 10:13:02 AM  

asimplescribe: balfourk: Curse did nothing to Brees when he was on the cover.

People can't really grasp random coincidence, we just love looking for patterns and applying meanings to them.


I've heard this before. In fact, it happens every June, and then it rains and a celebrity dies.

WHO ARE YOU?
 
2014-06-07 10:16:19 AM  

asimplescribe: People can't really grasp random coincidence, we just love looking for patterns and applying meanings to them.


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-06-07 11:02:50 AM  
What are the actual facts on the Madden curse?
 
2014-06-07 11:31:45 AM  

wiseolddude: What are the actual facts on the Madden curse?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madden_NFL#Madden_Curse
 
2014-06-07 12:26:23 PM  

wiseolddude: What are the actual facts on the Madden curse?


after a freak statistical season everyone is going to regress and the league average for the likeliness that a player will miss a game due to injury is like 60%

basically its a curse in that people don't understand math
 
2014-06-07 12:26:58 PM  
Excellent.

joemaubach.com

/49ers fan
 
2014-06-07 12:45:18 PM  

MyRandomName: When I boot up my copy of Madden I cant wait to play as a CB who has roughly 20% of passes thrown his way.


and led the league in interceptions, I know, it will be awesome!
 
2014-06-07 12:54:31 PM  
If you hate Richard Sherman now, just know that barring a routine traffic stop that results in police finding 5 underage Filipina hookers in his trunk or some other disastrous fall from public grace, he's probably going to have an even longer career in television.

Of course, he'll probably drop the act he has now for that and present himself as more likeable and neutral, but still.
 
2014-06-07 12:58:07 PM  

thermo: MyRandomName: When I boot up my copy of Madden I cant wait to play as a CB who has roughly 20% of passes thrown his way.

and led the league in interceptions, I know, it will be awesome!


Pretty easy to gamble with two top safeties behind you. Lets not pretend a cover3 is exactly a difficult scheme for cornerbacks.
 
2014-06-07 01:00:48 PM  

MyRandomName: thermo: MyRandomName: When I boot up my copy of Madden I cant wait to play as a CB who has roughly 20% of passes thrown his way.

and led the league in interceptions, I know, it will be awesome!

Pretty easy to gamble with two top safeties behind you. Lets not pretend a cover3 is exactly a difficult scheme for cornerbacks.


Is that you Patrick Peterson?
 
2014-06-07 01:03:20 PM  

MyRandomName: Pretty easy to gamble with two top safeties behind you


Oh, Earl Thomas is more important on that team and probably the better player between him and Sherm.

Chancellor rarely plays 15 yards beyond the line of scrimmage though, so, know, he's not bailing any of those CBs out.
 
2014-06-07 01:06:52 PM  

Killer Cars: so, know, he's not bailing any of those CBs out.


Nor is he covering for my typos. WTF, Kam.
 
2014-06-07 01:29:26 PM  
fark it. We got our ring.
 
2014-06-07 01:54:13 PM  

thermo: MyRandomName: thermo: MyRandomName: When I boot up my copy of Madden I cant wait to play as a CB who has roughly 20% of passes thrown his way.

and led the league in interceptions, I know, it will be awesome!

Pretty easy to gamble with two top safeties behind you. Lets not pretend a cover3 is exactly a difficult scheme for cornerbacks.

Is that you Patrick Peterson?


I was unaware that knowledge of a cover 3 scheme was limited. Perhaps you should watch a game?
 
2014-06-07 03:11:27 PM  

MyRandomName: thermo: MyRandomName: thermo: MyRandomName: When I boot up my copy of Madden I cant wait to play as a CB who has roughly 20% of passes thrown his way.

and led the league in interceptions, I know, it will be awesome!

Pretty easy to gamble with two top safeties behind you. Lets not pretend a cover3 is exactly a difficult scheme for cornerbacks.

Is that you Patrick Peterson?

I was unaware that knowledge of a cover 3 scheme was limited. Perhaps you should watch a game?


knowing coverages doesn't stop the Peterson joke from being funny or, ironically, someone from being overly defensive.
 
2014-06-07 04:03:51 PM  
I hope the injury was to his voice.
 
2014-06-07 04:34:02 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: MyRandomName: thermo: MyRandomName: thermo: MyRandomName: When I boot up my copy of Madden I cant wait to play as a CB who has roughly 20% of passes thrown his way.

and led the league in interceptions, I know, it will be awesome!

Pretty easy to gamble with two top safeties behind you. Lets not pretend a cover3 is exactly a difficult scheme for cornerbacks.

Is that you Patrick Peterson?

I was unaware that knowledge of a cover 3 scheme was limited. Perhaps you should watch a game?

knowing coverages doesn't stop the Peterson joke from being funny or, ironically, someone from being overly defensive.


How was I being defensive? The joke wasnt funny. 0-2.
 
2014-06-07 04:48:03 PM  

MyRandomName: When I boot up my copy of Madden I cant wait to play as a CB who has roughly 20% of passes thrown his way.


It could be worse.  I haven't bought Madden in several years so every time I boot it up, a running back that had one good season and is currently the backup for the Giants shows up on screen.
 
2014-06-07 04:49:49 PM  
Also, did you know Peyton Hillis endorsed Ron Paul in the 2012 presidential election?
 
2014-06-07 05:58:54 PM  
Madden curse cancels out Campbell's Soup curse. It's okay.

/imagine a full season of Percy Harvin
 
2014-06-07 07:31:43 PM  

IAmRight: imagine a full season of Percy Harvin


He will have elective surgery so he can avoid training camp... Again
 
2014-06-08 04:24:08 AM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: fark it. We got our ring.


That's what it's all about.  Still hate those farkers.
 
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