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(Daily Mail)   Turns out the villain from Jurassic Park is just as bad in real life as well after being arrested for molesting a child he was giving acting lessons to   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-06-06 08:11:26 PM  
Wasn't Newman really the villain?
 
2014-06-06 08:16:00 PM  
WE GOT DOTSON HERE!
 
2014-06-06 08:26:36 PM  

Mugato: Wasn't Newman really the villain?


he's dead. didn't you hear?
 
2014-06-06 08:37:27 PM  
Must be depressing to spend your life claiming to be an "actor" and the role they claim you're best known for is one that got about three minutes of screen time.
 
2014-06-06 08:58:52 PM  

devildog123: Must be depressing to spend your life claiming to be an "actor" and the role they claim you're best known for is one that got about three minutes of screen time.


Especially if all the others were under 3 minutes.
 
2014-06-06 09:06:43 PM  

devildog123: Must be depressing to spend your life claiming to be an "actor" and the role they claim you're best known for is one that got about three minutes of screen time.


Being imprisoned for kidnapping and raping an underage girl may prove to be a more depressing situation.
 
2014-06-06 09:11:53 PM  
Can't trust those damn raptors
 
2014-06-06 09:32:29 PM  
Dear GOD! I just thought those velociraptors were chasing the kids through the kitchen because they were hungry! O_O

Man, that puts a dark spin on the climax of that movie....
 
2014-06-06 09:33:52 PM  
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2014-06-06 09:35:32 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WE GOT DOTSON HERE!


Nice hat
 
2014-06-06 09:38:49 PM  
So I guess I had his name wrong before

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-06 10:05:40 PM  

elvisaintdead: Mugato: Wasn't Newman really the villain?

he's dead. didn't you hear?


So were the dinosaurs but they found a way.
 
2014-06-06 10:11:27 PM  
An animatronic dinosaur kidnapped and raped a child????
 
2014-06-06 10:12:17 PM  
Hello....Newman.....
 
2014-06-06 10:17:17 PM  
Was she a clever girl?
 
2014-06-06 10:19:09 PM  

HotWingAgenda: [dwighttowers.files.wordpress.com image 600x485]


img0.joyreactor.com
 
2014-06-06 10:21:24 PM  

HotWingAgenda: [dwighttowers.files.wordpress.com image 600x485]


Is that real?  As in, did that actually appear in some fundie book or pamphlet?

Farking Republicans and evangelicals are giving Poe's law such a workout I can't tell half the time these days.
 
2014-06-06 10:32:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-06 10:34:29 PM  
Wasn't Richard Attenborough the villain of the movie? The character that this guy played was just a small-time crook. Or am I remembering wrong?
 
2014-06-06 10:38:19 PM  
Loki would never do that.
 
2014-06-06 10:40:12 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Wasn't Richard Attenborough the villain of the movie? The character that this guy played was just a small-time crook. Or am I remembering wrong?


Maybe in the novel but not the movie. There really was no villain in the movie. Newman committed corporate theft but didn't mean to leave the door open.
 
2014-06-06 10:43:27 PM  
The T-Rex?

Oh, that guy. 'The villain' is a stretch.
 
2014-06-06 10:49:02 PM  
Grant's like Dodgson. He's a diddler.
 
2014-06-06 10:49:10 PM  
You're Thor? I'm tho thore I can't pith.
 
2014-06-06 10:57:46 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-06 11:07:24 PM  
If there was ever a time to use the see? Nobody cares meme...
 
2014-06-06 11:07:51 PM  
Talk about getting uppity. Who did he think he was, a famous director or something?
 
2014-06-06 11:08:05 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: If there was ever a time to use the see? Nobody cares meme...


This probably wouldn't be it, considering how sick this is.
 
2014-06-06 11:14:47 PM  
He wasn't running on a UNIX system.
 
2014-06-06 11:23:51 PM  
I Am Thor, Sexual Tyrannosaurus.
 
2014-06-06 11:26:29 PM  
Chaos theory is the antihero
 
2014-06-06 11:29:15 PM  
He looks a bit like Jorah Mormont.
 
2014-06-07 12:11:20 AM  
Well the lessons payed off because she acted like nothing was wrong for a year!
 
2014-06-07 12:13:56 AM  
In all fairness the character he plays in the book doesn't get much more exposure than he does in the movie.
 
2014-06-07 12:15:24 AM  
"Cameron Thor"??

Yeah, I'd be a sick twisted rapist too. Jeez, what a name.
 
2014-06-07 12:21:19 AM  

hammer85: Well the lessons payed off because she acted like nothing was wrong for a year!


Most rape victims are too traumatized to tell people what happened to them without being coaxed into it.

So that's good news for you.
 
2014-06-07 12:22:15 AM  
Newman raped somebody?
www.chud.com

HOW? I mean the logistics alone! A girl would just have to walk up a flight of stairs and watch him have a heart attack trying to get to her.
 
2014-06-07 12:26:17 AM  

Mugato: B.L.Z. Bub: Wasn't Richard Attenborough the villain of the movie? The character that this guy played was just a small-time crook. Or am I remembering wrong?

Maybe in the novel but not the movie. There really was no villain in the movie. Newman committed corporate theft but didn't mean to leave the door open.


The character in the movie was very different.  Even in the book he could, at worst, probably be called mis-guided or egotistical, but not really the villain.
 
2014-06-07 12:27:11 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: hammer85: Well the lessons payed off because she acted like nothing was wrong for a year!

Most rape victims are too traumatized to tell people what happened to them without being coaxed into it.

So that's good news for you.


The secret is to be really ugly, then they really don't want to snitch.
 
2014-06-07 01:02:42 AM  
Moron, doesn't he know that raping a 13 year old girl is only acceptable if you are an acclaimed director like Roman Polanski. You gotta start directing if you want to rape children, just ask  Victor Salva.
 
2014-06-07 01:15:12 AM  
just pointing out he "allegedly" did this crime.... not for sure did it.
 
2014-06-07 01:30:39 AM  

T.rex: just pointing out he "allegedly" did this crime.... not for sure did it.


Nice try Cameron.
 
2014-06-07 01:51:45 AM  
www.jplegacy.org
 
2014-06-07 01:56:43 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WE GOT DOTSON HERE!

Nice hat


One of my favorite all-time lines. Newman's delivery was impeccable.
 
2014-06-07 02:38:52 AM  

soupbone: [www.jplegacy.org image 320x248]


Please, God damn it, please!
 
2014-06-07 02:48:36 AM  
Hey, I'll fess up to watching...nay, liking CURLY SUE. (Though it didn't stand up very well when I tried to watch it again)

Better reference would've been the "May I?" (May you what?) "Kiss your cheek" exchange he had w/ the kid in that movie.
 
2014-06-07 03:58:48 AM  
He was simply preparing her to how things work in Hollywood.
 
2014-06-07 04:03:43 AM  
it's really awesome how they have video that automatically starts as soon as you open the page.

It's even more awesome that they put it clear at the bottom of the page.
 
2014-06-07 04:54:00 AM  

log_jammin: it's really awesome how they have video that automatically starts as soon as you open the page.

It's even more awesome that they put it clear at the bottom of the page.


Settings (somewhere, depends on browser) media, play on click, or disable.
 
2014-06-07 05:28:41 AM  

biscuitsngravy: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WE GOT DOTSON HERE!

Nice hat

One of my favorite all-time lines. Newman's delivery was impeccable.


I can still remember the exact intonation over ten years later.
 
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