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(The Smoking Gun)   If one of theirs pulls a bottle of maple syrup, you pull a bottle of ketchup. That's the Florida way   ( divider line
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2618 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jun 2014 at 9:36 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-07 12:54:20 AM  
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Gyrfalcon: Only because gravy doesn't come in a handy container.
2014-06-06 11:26:30 PM  
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Fubegra: If it were Canada, if someone pulled a bottle of maple syrup, the proper response would be to pull a plate of poutine.   crèpes.


Make brunch, not war.
2014-06-06 10:06:26 PM  
1 vote:
Ramirez was subsequently arrested after the deputy concluded that he had initiated the battery by pouring syrup on Morales, who was not injured during the food fight.

There were pancakes involved, too?
2014-06-06 09:47:55 PM  
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bdub77: Sounds like the cops interrupted foreplay.

Good thing really. It's hard to get mayonnaise out of your hair
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