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(The Smoking Gun)   If one of theirs pulls a bottle of maple syrup, you pull a bottle of ketchup. That's the Florida way   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 36
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2014-06-06 07:20:37 PM
Aunt Jemima?

That's maple FLAVORED syrup.
 
2014-06-06 07:51:17 PM
Sounds like the cops interrupted foreplay.
 
2014-06-06 09:37:44 PM
Tabasco.
 
2014-06-06 09:41:00 PM
Refrigerated syrup ? Yuck !
 
2014-06-06 09:43:29 PM
He mustard her talking smack, but she really should have buttered him up first.
 
2014-06-06 09:43:37 PM
If it were Canada, if someone pulled a bottle of maple syrup, the proper response would be to pull a plate of poutine.
 
2014-06-06 09:44:32 PM
I always reach for the mustard, they never see it coming.
 
2014-06-06 09:47:55 PM

bdub77: Sounds like the cops interrupted foreplay.


Good thing really. It's hard to get mayonnaise out of your hair
 
2014-06-06 09:55:50 PM

zarker: bdub77: Sounds like the cops interrupted foreplay.

Good thing really. It's hard to get mayonnaise out of your hair


No, it's not.  Mayonnaise makes an excellent deep conditioner.  Washes right out.
 
2014-06-06 10:06:26 PM
Ramirez was subsequently arrested after the deputy concluded that he had initiated the battery by pouring syrup on Morales, who was not injured during the food fight.

There were pancakes involved, too?
 
2014-06-06 10:09:55 PM
"These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy."
 
2014-06-06 10:14:07 PM
Hate to break up the pun-in, but why the fark did they arrest the guy? They had a ducking food fight fee crissakes.

/they were being safe by using a condiment
 
2014-06-06 10:18:12 PM

Slackfumasta: Hate to break up the pun-in, but why the fark did they arrest the guy? They had a ducking food fight fee crissakes.

/they were being safe by using a condiment


Obviously, she was just defending herself and not at all an equal participant. She didn't want to have to ketchup him.

/stand your ground!
 
2014-06-06 10:18:34 PM
Man, I'm getting used like a condiment tonite...
 
2014-06-06 10:23:58 PM
Only because gravy doesn't come in a handy container.
 
2014-06-06 10:27:14 PM
What the hell has the world come to when Latinos food fight with ketchup and Aunt Jemima syrup?  They didn't have any salsa or habaneros?
 
2014-06-06 10:29:34 PM
No Subby. The Florida way would be if one pulls a bottle of maple syrup you shoot them dead, then claim you were in fear of your life.
 
2014-06-06 10:32:04 PM

Gyrfalcon: Only because gravy doesn't come in a handy container.


Yeah, one of those jars or paper/foil packets would be an escalation that could end up in jail time and/or community service and fines.

/paper cuts are the worst
//if it's that foil/paper combo it's even worchestershire
 
2014-06-06 10:50:27 PM
i1.ytimg.com

First thing I thought of.
 
2014-06-06 11:06:20 PM
I just read she has 3 kids and none are by Ramirez, and she's only 19? I hope nobody introduces her to worcestershire sauce or we will have a latino version of 19 kids and counting.
 
2014-06-06 11:10:34 PM
At least no one pulled out the miracle whip.
 
2014-06-06 11:15:23 PM
Katsup
 
2014-06-06 11:26:30 PM

Fubegra: If it were Canada, if someone pulled a bottle of maple syrup, the proper response would be to pull a plate of poutine.   crèpes.


FTFY.

Make brunch, not war.
 
2014-06-06 11:56:09 PM

capt.hollister: Fubegra: If it were Canada, if someone pulled a bottle of maple syrup, the proper response would be to pull a plate of poutine.   crèpes.

FTFY.

Make brunch, not war.


No, that would be in West Hollywood.
 
2014-06-07 12:33:24 AM
Doesn't squeezing ketchup on someone involve meticulously removing the inner seal under the cap? Or was her rage so complete that she just blew it out with a squeeze?
 
2014-06-07 12:45:24 AM
Only eating scrapple (the other grey meat) forces me to decide between syrup and ketchup. Both are delicious, but since my 30s, I have to say that syrup doesn't give me as much heartburn so is mostly my choice.
 
2014-06-07 12:54:20 AM

Gyrfalcon: Only because gravy doesn't come in a handy container.


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2014-06-07 12:59:09 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Aunt Jemima?

That's maple FLAVORED syrup.


Nothing gets past you, does it?
 
2014-06-07 01:28:19 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Aunt Jemima?

That's maple FLAVORED syrup.


Thank you. REAL maple syrup is delicious, that stuff should be used to bait ants.
 
2014-06-07 03:33:32 AM
Am I in before Super Troopers?
 
2014-06-07 03:55:42 AM
What a ketchup fight might look like.

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2014-06-07 08:54:14 AM

Fubegra: If it were Canada, if someone pulled a bottle of maple syrup, the proper response would be to pull a plate of poutine.


Here in Canada, maple is a great condiment for just about anything, from bacon to salad.
 
2014-06-07 09:47:33 AM
KETCHUP FIGHT!
www.thisboundlessworld.com
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www.smachno.ua
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2014-06-07 10:30:10 AM

Oldiron_79: Am I in before Super Troopers?


See 'Katsup' and 'Antsy' above.
 
2014-06-07 11:03:56 AM
If it had been a Hollywood rom-com, it would have ended with the two of them realizing how passionate they felt about each other, and they'd have made hot sticky mapley-ketchupy sex right there on the floor.
 
2014-06-07 01:26:07 PM

fusillade762: Ramirez was subsequently arrested after the deputy concluded that he had initiated the battery by pouring syrup on Morales, who was not injured during the food fight.

There were pancakes involved, too?


Potato pancakes.

www.miniscience.com
 
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