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(Guardian)   Because you know you want to have sex with your computer but aren't sure how to do it yet, here's a look into the future of sex in the digital age   (theguardian.com) divider line 68
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2014-06-06 06:48:04 PM
www.medienkunstnetz.de
 
2014-06-06 07:39:53 PM

serial_crusher: [www.medienkunstnetz.de image 300x92]


leads to...

weburbanist.com
 
2014-06-06 09:09:25 PM
They haven't invented a port big enough yet
 
2014-06-06 09:10:51 PM
No, I don't. I am old enough to be my computer's grandfather.
 
2014-06-06 09:12:18 PM
That's disgusting.

I have no interest in having sex with my computer.

What I want is a sex robot.

A lap top, not a laptop.
 
2014-06-06 09:12:59 PM
When they make a computer that looks like Hunter Parrish's ass then I'll be impressed.
 
2014-06-06 09:16:46 PM
img.fark.net
Blue screen of death just about now.
 
2014-06-06 09:18:02 PM
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-06-06 09:20:19 PM
After you get past the commercial for Ashley Madison, you get a couple of paragraphs of something or other.
 
2014-06-06 09:22:48 PM
i92.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-06 09:24:20 PM
Done in one
 
2014-06-06 09:27:37 PM
Its almost like this thread is a troll for someone to post this:
files.doobybrain.com
 
2014-06-06 09:28:15 PM
Why bother? Eat chocolate.
 
2014-06-06 09:30:08 PM
Still have a CD of Virtual Valerie 2 sitting around here somewhere. Got it at a Computer Show a long time ago. Ran it a few times, Big Whoop. On-Line Dating? Ever buy anything off of Craigslist? Not me, Pass.
 
2014-06-06 09:38:41 PM

Lapdance: Still have a CD of Virtual Valerie 2 sitting around here somewhere. Got it at a Computer Show a long time ago. Ran it a few times, Big Whoop. On-Line Dating? Ever buy anything off of Craigslist? Not me, Pass.


I got my Great Dane on Craigslist.  Prolly not gonna fark it though.
 
2014-06-06 09:40:47 PM
 
2014-06-06 09:41:53 PM
I'd much rather have a robot that cleans, does the dishes and laundry, and mows the lawn.
 
2014-06-06 09:42:02 PM
Fleshlight with a USB connection and an Oculus Rift headset and you're good to come.
 
2014-06-06 09:46:56 PM
Jane sounds like an ignorant slut
 
2014-06-06 09:47:18 PM
But how will I KNOW that it's really Sandra Bullock on the other end of the headset?

www.stylensound.co.uk
 
2014-06-06 09:50:03 PM
What movie was that where Sly Stallone (?) had sort of a digital sex with a woman????
 
2014-06-06 09:50:33 PM
I haven't been able to figure it out since they got rid of the floppy drive.
 
2014-06-06 09:51:20 PM
Well, in my experience so far, computers have farked me quite a few times, so I guess it's only fair that eventually I get to fark them.
 
2014-06-06 09:57:27 PM
 
2014-06-06 09:58:22 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Let's run away Doris."

"That's a low blow, Carl. I mean you know I'm bolted to the floor."
 
2014-06-06 10:01:02 PM

Russ1642: I'd much rather have a robot that cleans, does the dishes and laundry, and mows the lawn.


You can find a wife that'll do all that.

Finding one who'll fark you is a lot tougher.
 
2014-06-06 10:03:41 PM

rikkidoxx: What movie was that where Sly Stallone (?) had sort of a digital sex with a woman????


You have been fined two credits for not knowing the answer is Demolition Man.
 
2014-06-06 10:04:43 PM
So..Leisure Suit Larry?
 
2014-06-06 10:05:51 PM

Boloxor the Insipid: Its almost like this thread is a troll for someone to post this:
[files.doobybrain.com image 850x1257]


That was a seriously boring film, despite efforts to spice it up
 
2014-06-06 10:09:40 PM
So THATS what that giant computer thing in the Utah desert is all about.
 
2014-06-06 10:17:44 PM

Russ1642: I'd much rather have a robot that cleans, does the dishes and laundry, and mows the lawn.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-06 10:46:13 PM
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-06 10:50:46 PM

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

You'd hit it.


No... if she didn't need to be held up by a stick in the abdomen, then maybe.
 
2014-06-06 10:56:47 PM
I was going to buy one of those Swiss Screw Machines, but I'm not so sure I really want to stick my dick in there.

i236.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-06 11:09:18 PM
TFA was a lot more infidelity than I expected. Like, a whole lot.
 
2014-06-06 11:24:36 PM

DrBenway: Fleshlight with a USB connection and an Oculus Rift headset and you're good to come.


Roncos pocket pal, just fit it on and flip the switch.
 
2014-06-06 11:28:14 PM
Yours Truly, 2095

She is the latest in technology
Almost mythology
But she has a heart of stone
She has an I.Q. of 1001
She has a jumpsuit on
She's also a telephone.

(Music ELO, Video Simone)

Or an extended version from ELO (Prologue, Twilight, and Yours Truly, 2095), with the video from the anime version of Metropolis.


/seems appropriate.
 
2014-06-06 11:28:15 PM
Wasn't this already done in 1984?
 
2014-06-06 11:30:11 PM

Russ1642: I'd much rather have a robot that cleans, does the dishes and laundry, and mows the lawn.


And makes a sammich.
 
2014-06-06 11:36:17 PM

Russ1642: I'd much rather have a robot that cleans, does the dishes and laundry, and mows the lawn.


Hire an illegal immigrant. It'd be much cheaper I'm sure.
 
2014-06-06 11:42:02 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: Russ1642: I'd much rather have a robot that cleans, does the dishes and laundry, and mows the lawn.

And makes a sammich.


Make it a wicked Reuben and I'll mow the lawn and do my own laundry.
 
2014-06-06 11:58:08 PM

rikkidoxx: What movie was that where Sly Stallone (?) had sort of a digital sex with a woman????


Lawnmower Man
 
2014-06-07 12:00:06 AM

mjjt: Boloxor the Insipid: Its almost like this thread is a troll for someone to post this:
[files.doobybrain.com image 850x1257]

That was a seriously boring film, despite efforts to spice it up


Question for that movie: who designed the program and who beta tested it? Because it was pretty clear what the outcome was every time anyone installed it.
 
2014-06-07 12:00:36 AM

upndn: Wasn't this already done in 1984?


19842012.wikispaces.com

Sexy!
 
2014-06-07 12:17:24 AM

Fano: mjjt: Boloxor the Insipid: Its almost like this thread is a troll for someone to post this:
[files.doobybrain.com image 850x1257]

That was a seriously boring film, despite efforts to spice it up

Question for that movie: who designed the program and who beta tested it? Because it was pretty clear what the outcome was every time anyone installed it.


You had to suspend belief since it broke the turing test so very badly, over and over. it felt like a letdown actually. seems they didn't flesh out the story of "WHY" for me to really give two shiats about ever seeing it again.

It was written by a moron for other morons. If you want philosophy, go watch ghost in the shell. That one will make you think about what it means to be alive.
 
2014-06-07 12:22:22 AM
Panchromatic Roto-Plook me baby
 
2014-06-07 12:32:15 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-07 12:51:03 AM

Boloxor the Insipid: Its almost like this thread is a troll for someone to post this:
[files.doobybrain.com image 850x1257]


Came for this crappy movie. Leaving... well glad I didn't have to do it.
 
2014-06-07 12:55:18 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-07 01:01:16 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-07 01:02:28 AM
img.fark.net

\can't take credit
 
2014-06-07 01:14:34 AM
My computer is biatchy and goes down all the time, so... yeah.
 
2014-06-07 01:20:46 AM
i59.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-07 01:27:33 AM
Doesn't love always begin that way? With the illusion more real than the woman?

i50.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-07 01:56:17 AM

Al Gorithm: Doesn't love always begin that way? With the illusion more real than the woman?

[i50.photobucket.com image 689x530]


i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-07 02:13:01 AM
I'm so alone that even my browser blocks me from sex.

/Not really, but if that were true it would be a lot funnier
//But it's sad because that's the closest I get to a real woman
///Which is funny to you guys because LOL LOSER CANT GET LAID
////Which is sad for me because it's true
//Welcome To Fark, CSB
 
2014-06-07 02:13:04 AM
Also, if you build it, he will come.
 
2014-06-07 02:17:39 AM
Haven't you people seen the video on not dating robots from the space pope?

I guess we need to show them electric gonorrhea:the noisy killer.
 
2014-06-07 02:54:34 AM

dj_spanmaster: [img.fark.net image 492x342]

\can't take credit


brundleflyonthewall.files.wordpress.com

The lo-tech version.
 
2014-06-07 03:59:08 AM
That writer is obsessed with sex.

1.bp.blogspot.comstatic.guim.co.uk
 
2014-06-07 04:34:21 AM
I look forward to the social upheaval that will occur once we have a full holodeck-esque experience. Full out VR, full feeling.  When people no longer have to actively work at attracting the opposite sex. No more attracting, no more settling for whatever it is one is settling for. Filthy folk with STDs? Hopefully far more limited to the deserving.  It's going to be hilarious, and I hope it farks shiat up hardcore.
 
2014-06-07 04:45:44 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-07 04:51:24 AM
www.coolpeopleshop.com

/Dahnkster posted this last week
//I'm shamelessly stealing it.
 
2014-06-07 07:22:38 AM

viscountalpha: Fano: mjjt: Boloxor the Insipid: Its almost like this thread is a troll for someone to post this:
[files.doobybrain.com image 850x1257]

That was a seriously boring film, despite efforts to spice it up

Question for that movie: who designed the program and who beta tested it? Because it was pretty clear what the outcome was every time anyone installed it.

You had to suspend belief since it broke the turing test so very badly, over and over. it felt like a letdown actually. seems they didn't flesh out the story of "WHY" for me to really give two shiats about ever seeing it again.

It was written by a moron for other morons. If you want philosophy, go watch ghost in the shell. That one will make you think about what it means to be alive.


I have to give them credit, ti's one of the first times a major hollywood movie promoted robofarking. Usually they go the luddite Cherry 2000

DON'T DATE ROBOTS
 
2014-06-07 08:26:16 AM

Al Gorithm: Doesn't love always begin that way? With the illusion more real than the woman?

[i50.photobucket.com image 689x530]


Reminds me of the TVTropes wild mass guessing about how many of the TNG adventures were actually hologram crews having hologram adventures, as well as what would have really happened to Voyager's doc and his time-travel assisted upgrades once Janeway got home.

As for the topic:


images10.newegg.com


Tyler Labine is underappreciated. (Lot of millenium bug nostalgia in this one.  Worth Netflixing.)
 
2014-06-07 11:16:20 AM
Very little of that sounds like sex to me.  I want to stick my penis in an actual, live vagina, ass or mouth.  Watching my avatar fark some other avatar for some fake money doesn't do it.
 
2014-06-07 12:54:22 PM
Explaining to your doctor, how you caught a computer virus will be awkward.
 
2014-06-07 03:34:56 PM

fusillade762: dj_spanmaster: [img.fark.net image 492x342]

\can't take credit

[brundleflyonthewall.files.wordpress.com image 430x322]

The lo-tech version.


fark you for leaving that in my brain.
 
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