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(Huffington Post)   Sarah Palin, apparently on the marketing payroll for Rosetta Stone, suggests a new language product, "KickAss," that she feels may be helpful to Sgt. Bergdahl in his difficulties re-integrating into American culture   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 157
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2014-06-06 04:05:22 PM
Seems like they might both be proficient in Quitter.
 
2014-06-06 04:09:46 PM
I mean holy f*ck. The nerve of this worthless sack of self-serving sh*t.
 
2014-06-06 04:10:10 PM
blogchef.net
 
2014-06-06 04:10:45 PM
A girl's gotta make money somehow, amiright?
 
2014-06-06 04:11:15 PM
crooksandliars.com
 
2014-06-06 04:12:11 PM
Basically, find out what side Sarah Palin is taking and walk briskly to the other side and you'll be okay.
 
2014-06-06 04:14:15 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-06 04:17:14 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: [crooksandliars.com image 460x380]


I love that.
 
2014-06-06 04:17:49 PM
If KickAss anything like Icelandic then good farking luck
 
2014-06-06 04:19:12 PM
Dear Republican Party,

This woman is why no one likes you.

Sincerely,

America
 
2014-06-06 04:22:35 PM
How 'bout them Giants?

/we can just ignore the twunt, you know
 
2014-06-06 04:36:37 PM
I would not be sad if she fell down a flight of stairs.  and landed on Ted Cruz.
 
2014-06-06 04:37:49 PM
DIdn't all those other POWs she mentioned have OTHER AMERICANS TO TALK TO???

Silly me for thinking that details like that are in any way relevant in our brave new world of shameless partisan political quackery.
 
2014-06-06 04:42:01 PM

what_now: Dear Republican Party,

This woman is why no one likes you.

Sincerely,

America


Well, one of the reasons anyway.
 
2014-06-06 04:45:27 PM
I can see the Berdazzle from my house
 
2014-06-06 04:45:46 PM

doyner: DIdn't all those other POWs she mentioned have OTHER AMERICANS TO TALK TO???

Silly me for thinking that details like that are in any way relevant in our brave new world of shameless partisan political quackery.


Are you new here?

ManateeGag: I would not be sad if she fell down a flight of stairs. and landed on Ted Cruz.


I would prefer Christi falling on the entire lot of em.
 
2014-06-06 05:08:33 PM
again, if we'd followed mccains advice and left anyone who consorted with their wartime captors behind, we'd never even have heard of her
 
2014-06-06 05:08:35 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How 'bout them Giants?

/we can just ignore the twunt, you know


Holy hell they are tearing it up right now. I haven't been watching them play, are they just on a hot streak or are they really that much better than the rest of the NL west?
 
2014-06-06 05:08:58 PM
Subby, the hero tag should never be used in conjunction with Sarah, unless of course someone has developed some sort of permanent mute button for her.
 
2014-06-06 05:11:13 PM
G*dammit, there's no audio in the article, but I heard the quotes perfectly in her voice.

SHE'S IN MY HEAD NOW
 
2014-06-06 05:12:11 PM

nmrsnr: MaudlinMutantMollusk: How 'bout them Giants?

/we can just ignore the twunt, you know

Holy hell they are tearing it up right now. I haven't been watching them play, are they just on a hot streak or are they really that much better than the rest of the NL west?


They seem to have been remarkably consistent since the beginning of the season

/I just hope they don't pull the old June Swoon again
 
2014-06-06 05:13:29 PM
"Todd and I are praying for Private First Class Bowe Bergdahl, his family, and all of his fellow soldiers who are putting their lives on the line to defend our freedom and protect democracy abroad" Palin, 2009
 
2014-06-06 05:17:51 PM
There's no doubt in my mind that this guy's life is ruined.  The right wing will never back down on their attacks on him.  He'll have trouble finding employment due to death threats against anyone who hires him and I wouldn't be surprised if a right winger just flat out kills him at some point.

And then, immediately, the person who killed him will be declared a liberal and Fox News will claim that Bergdahl was abandoned by Obama and only the main stream media lied about him and the far right supports our troops.
 
2014-06-06 05:18:25 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
thebrotherhoodofevilgeeks.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-06 05:19:06 PM

Lord_Baull: "Todd and I are praying for Private First Class Bowe Bergdahl, his family, and all of his fellow soldiers who are putting their lives on the line to defend our freedom and protect democracy abroad" Palin, 2009


That was way before she knew that he was a filthy traitor who doesn't kick ass and read all those books

wpmedia.o.canada.com
 
2014-06-06 05:19:46 PM
Sarah Palin in 2009:

"Todd and I are praying for Private First Class Bowe Bergdahl, his family, and all of his fellow soldiers who are putting their lives on the line to defend our freedom and protect democracy abroad," Governor Palin said. "The capture of Private Bergdahl and the bombings in Jakarta prove that we have not defeated terrorism, and that radical extremists will stop at nothing to attack Westerners and our ideals."
 
2014-06-06 05:21:44 PM
Bergdahl's response:
img.pandawhale.com
 
2014-06-06 05:21:51 PM
media.philly.com
 
2014-06-06 05:22:44 PM
i1.squidoocdn.com
 
2014-06-06 05:23:28 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: They seem to have been remarkably consistent since the beginning of the season

/I just hope they don't pull the old June Swoon again


My Nats are coming to play you guys next week. Hopefully now that we are mostly healthy we can start breaking away in the NL East, but the road trip won't make it easy.
 
2014-06-06 05:24:22 PM
Well, I think subby/modmin(probably the same person the way fark seems to work anymore) needs repeatedly punched in the genitals until they pass out for giving this a hero tag.

Aren't there a lot of Volcanos in bum fark Alaska? Is it too farking much to ask for one to swallow up and burn with lava every human with a drop of Palin DNA? I mean, just saying.
 
2014-06-06 05:24:53 PM
Anyone see a pattern here?thenypost.files.wordpress.com media.salon.com
 
2014-06-06 05:24:57 PM
a.wattpad.com

www.lataco.com

www.societiesmirror.com
 
2014-06-06 05:25:42 PM

Satanic_Hamster: There's no doubt in my mind that this guy's life is ruined.  The right wing will never back down on their attacks on him.  He'll have trouble finding employment due to death threats against anyone who hires him and I wouldn't be surprised if a right winger just flat out kills him at some point.

And then, immediately, the person who killed him will be declared a liberal and Fox News will claim that Bergdahl was abandoned by Obama and only the main stream media lied about him and the far right supports our troops.


I figure the right wing is hoping to drive this guy to act out and do something stupid (OMG Obama brought back a terrorist sleeper) or off himself (OMG Obama didn't do enough for our troubled veterans).
 
2014-06-06 05:26:32 PM
I haven't spoken Latin since high school, but I still remember my Caesar.

Secta Republicanae est omnes divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt dives, aliam religiosi, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Palinites, nostra stulti appellantur.
 
2014-06-06 05:26:49 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

www.vitamin-ha.com
 
2014-06-06 05:28:25 PM
www.peachparts.com
 
2014-06-06 05:28:35 PM
republicans are getting really gross here, you guys are really going to double and triple down on attacking a POW, maybe the media is too wimpy to call you on it and it will work at making Obama look bad or whatever the end game is here on attacking a guy that spent years as a captive.
 
2014-06-06 05:29:56 PM
Shut up, Palin, you twat!
 
2014-06-06 05:31:32 PM

Satanic_Hamster: There's no doubt in my mind that this guy's life is ruined.  The right wing will never back down on their attacks on him.  He'll have trouble finding employment due to death threats against anyone who hires him and I wouldn't be surprised if a right winger just flat out kills him at some point.

And then, immediately, the person who killed him will be declared a liberal and Fox News will claim that Bergdahl was abandoned by Obama and only the main stream media lied about him and the far right supports our troops.


Pretty much. We'll have the usual troop of Fark Independents(tm) in here making their money of the month with their paid-per-post shilling.
 
2014-06-06 05:32:17 PM

Captain Dan: I haven't spoken Latin since high school, but I still remember my Caesar.

Secta Republicanae est omnes divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt dives, aliam religiosi, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Palinites, nostra stulti appellantur.


I didn't know Gloria was sick!
 
2014-06-06 05:32:38 PM
Just like Joe Stalin: Let's condemn him before he even comes home because he might just be guilty of something. Better stick him in a penal battalion.
 
2014-06-06 05:32:39 PM
You know, I was just wondering what a person who quit halfway through her job would have to say about a deserter.
 
2014-06-06 05:32:44 PM

baka-san: I would prefer Christi falling on the entire lot of em.


he doesn't weigh as much as he used to.  that might not be as bad for them.
 
2014-06-06 05:35:18 PM
Even when you're not in captivity ... if you go to another country that speaks another language you're probably going to forget English if you live there long enough. It'll come back though when you start using it again. Clearly he's going to become better at English. Same can't be said for Sarah who has been living here this entire time and still sucks at it.
 
2014-06-06 05:36:20 PM
And the media's human centipede drops a final turd into America's bowl.
 
2014-06-06 05:40:05 PM
I rarely dip my toes in the politics tab, but I figured this was a good thread to say I got a chuckle out or the new Fark tab.
 
2014-06-06 05:40:28 PM

Dr Dreidel: Bergdahl's response:


I'd totes chow down a Pam taco.

In keeping with ignoring whaterthefark else is going on in here: that is all.
 
2014-06-06 05:42:28 PM

Jaden Smith First of His Name: And the media's human centipede drops a final turd into America's bowl.


Okay palin is coming out.
 
2014-06-06 05:42:33 PM
We should've really stuck it to the Taliban and sent her with the 5 from Guantanamo.
 
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