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(ABC)   Mark Hamill Is preparing for 'Star Wars: Episode VII' by having lightsaber fights with Mickey Mouse, apparently   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 47
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2014-06-06 03:24:31 PM  
i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-06-06 03:31:46 PM  
Incandescent!
 
2014-06-06 05:12:08 PM  
Let's hope he doesn't get in another car accident and go through facial reconstruction surgery again...
 
2014-06-06 05:16:30 PM  
"Personal pal o'mine... a giant amongst rodents!"

he's much bigger than two meters.
 
2014-06-06 05:26:57 PM  

gopher321: Let's hope he doesn't get in another car accident and go through facial reconstruction surgery again...


I don't know. Due to that surgery, we got a Wampa attack and due to the Wampa attack we did get the great line "Then I'll see you in hell! "
 
2014-06-06 05:27:41 PM  

DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]


I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?
 
2014-06-06 05:32:51 PM  
"lightsaber fights?" Is that what they're calling it now?

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-06-06 05:34:41 PM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-06 05:36:30 PM  

Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?


I have a Donald Duck as Han Solo figure from Star Wars Weekends, when they do the crossmarketing, it is actually pretty cool. If you are a Star Wars fan, I'd recommend it.
 
2014-06-06 05:46:34 PM  
He does look like he's dropped a fair bit of weight, at least since the videos of some of his voice work gigs from a few years back.
 
2014-06-06 05:50:09 PM  
Luke... I am your rodent...
 
2014-06-06 06:02:46 PM  
Dr. Whoof: That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?

Disney has been referencing Star Wars in so many of their works since they bought it and it's already getting old
 
2014-06-06 06:09:51 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Luke... I am your rodent...


SO. MUCH. WIN.
 
2014-06-06 06:17:31 PM  
Notice the beard? Jedis with beards die.
 
2014-06-06 06:25:45 PM  

cgraves67: Notice the beard? Jedis with beards die.


As opposed to the clean-shaven Jedis who live forever?
 
2014-06-06 06:30:30 PM  
He said he has changed his diet.  He does look a LITTLE bit better.

I think Disney will do right with the franchise.
 
2014-06-06 06:36:59 PM  

Stone Meadow: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Luke... I am your rodent...

SO. MUCH. WIN.


The line wasn't "Luke, I am your father."
 
2014-06-06 06:43:17 PM  
I always wondered what a womp rat looked like.
 
2014-06-06 06:52:02 PM  
He looks to be in much better shape. I'm cautiously optimistic of this new trilogy. I just hope these older actors can fit into the role without looking ridiculous in the process.
 
2014-06-06 07:04:06 PM  
I want to see Grand Admiral Thrawn and the Katana fleet.
 
2014-06-06 07:14:03 PM  
Leia and Han have to have kids by this point. Of course, it will be twins, either fraternal or identical.

What Disney stars will we see trotted out for those roles???
 
2014-06-06 07:47:07 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: He looks to be in much better shape. I'm cautiously optimistic of this new trilogy. I just hope these older actors can fit into the role without looking ridiculous in the process.


Someone on Reddit stuck Hamill's head onto one of the prequel press shots (Obi-Wan, I think). It works. It farking works.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-06 07:57:44 PM  

Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?


They do Star Wars weekends in June at Hollywood Studios, different cast members come on the weekends to sign autographs and stuff. I ran into Warrick Davis in 09 when I was down there with the family, he was having dinner at Crystal Palace with his wife and kid, didn't want to bother him.
 
2014-06-06 08:02:10 PM  

mjones73: Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?

They do Star Wars weekends in June at Hollywood Studios, different cast members come on the weekends to sign autographs and stuff. I ran into Warrick Davis in 09 when I was down there with the family, he was having dinner at Crystal Palace with his wife and kid, didn't want to bother him.


Some more info, they've been doing this for years.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/events-tours/hollywood-studios/sta r- wars-weekend/
 
2014-06-06 08:04:15 PM  

mjones73: mjones73: Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?

They do Star Wars weekends in June at Hollywood Studios, different cast members come on the weekends to sign autographs and stuff. I ran into Warrick Davis in 09 when I was down there with the family, he was having dinner at Crystal Palace with his wife and kid, didn't want to bother him.

Some more info, they've been doing this for years.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/events-tours/hollywood-studios/sta r- wars-weekend/

Weekend 4: June 6 to June 8, 2014
Mark Hamill
(Luke Skywalker - Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope; Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back; and Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi; Darth Bane - Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
Ray Park (Darth Maul - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace)
Billy Dee Williams (Lando Calrissian - Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi)
Taylor Gray (Ezra Bridger - Star Wars Rebels)

Damn, the smoothest man in the movie is there this weekend also...
 
2014-06-06 08:25:17 PM  

Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?


What the fark are you talking about?
 
2014-06-06 08:34:24 PM  

mjones73: mjones73: mjones73: Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?

They do Star Wars weekends in June at Hollywood Studios, different cast members come on the weekends to sign autographs and stuff. I ran into Warrick Davis in 09 when I was down there with the family, he was having dinner at Crystal Palace with his wife and kid, didn't want to bother him.

Some more info, they've been doing this for years.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/events-tours/hollywood-studios/sta r- wars-weekend/
Weekend 4: June 6 to June 8, 2014
Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker - Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope; Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back; and Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi; Darth Bane - Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
Ray Park (Darth Maul - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace)
Billy Dee Williams (Lando Calrissian - Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi)
Taylor Gray (Ezra Bridger - Star Wars Rebels)

Damn, the smoothest man in the movie is there this weekend also...


Cliff Clavin was there last weekend.
 
2014-06-06 08:37:48 PM  

Wasteland: He does look like he's dropped a fair bit of weight, at least since the videos of some of his voice work gigs from a few years back.


So I wasn't the only one that noticed. For the better as much as I want to see fat old Luke flail his green lightsaber around against baddies.
 
2014-06-06 08:44:30 PM  

Mugato: Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?

What the fark are you talking about?


I was half paying attention when I read it before, I believe he's ripping on all the people that claimed Disney would add Disney to the new movies..
 
2014-06-06 08:47:34 PM  
That picture is chilling. Mickey would slice and dice you, laughing maniacally, and keep that bland smile on his face the whole time.
 
2014-06-06 08:48:27 PM  
You won't upstage me VanDerBeek!


\not again =/
 
2014-06-06 08:48:35 PM  

JayCab: blacksharpiemarker: He looks to be in much better shape. I'm cautiously optimistic of this new trilogy. I just hope these older actors can fit into the role without looking ridiculous in the process.

Someone on Reddit stuck Hamill's head onto one of the prequel press shots (Obi-Wan, I think). It works. It farking works.

[img.fark.net image 674x689]


That does rule.  I hope we get to see an old badass Luke in his black gear too, ala Return of the Jedi
 
2014-06-06 09:33:26 PM  

cxjohn: Leia and Han have to have kids by this point. Of course, it will be twins, either fraternal or identical.

What Disney stars will we see trotted out for those roles???


Mary-Kate and Ashley?
 
2014-06-06 09:36:05 PM  

gopher321: Let's hope he doesn't get in another car accident and go through facial reconstruction surgery again...


He'll be more machine then than man...
 
2014-06-06 09:50:18 PM  

Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?


Mikey Mouse already made an appearance in a Star Wars film:

http://www.slashfilm.com/easter-egg-mickey-mouse-on-cloud-city-in-th e- empire-strikes-back/
 
2014-06-06 09:54:36 PM  
OMG It's Disney this time around isn't it.

Opening crawl finishes, scene is a vagabond group at the Best Western in Aneheim California:
Han:  "Where the hell are we"
Luke:  "Earth...Disneyland, I think".
Leia:  "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure"
Chewbacca: (roar of approval)

(cut scene of Millenium Falcon blasting off)

(cut scene to the Death Star)
Gran Moff Tarkin:  "You may fire when ready"
loudspeaker voice "Commence Primary Ignition"

(cut scene to Disneyland, cantina band playing at Club Mouse)
sound of loud bar and music

(Cut scene to space, Earth squarely in the sights of the Death Star)
A huge green laser beam hits the planet and it explodes in a manner defying known planetary physics.

(Inside Millenium Falcon, fistbumps all around)

THE END
 
2014-06-06 10:11:49 PM  

TheManofPA: mjones73: mjones73: mjones73: Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?

They do Star Wars weekends in June at Hollywood Studios, different cast members come on the weekends to sign autographs and stuff. I ran into Warrick Davis in 09 when I was down there with the family, he was having dinner at Crystal Palace with his wife and kid, didn't want to bother him.

Some more info, they've been doing this for years.

https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/events-tours/hollywood-studios/sta r- wars-weekend/
Weekend 4: June 6 to June 8, 2014
Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker - Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope; Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back; and Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi; Darth Bane - Star Wars: The Clone Wars)
Ray Park (Darth Maul - Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace)
Billy Dee Williams (Lando Calrissian - Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi)
Taylor Gray (Ezra Bridger - Star Wars Rebels)

Damn, the smoothest man in the movie is there this weekend also...

Cliff Clavin was there last weekend.


Jar Jar was there three weeks ago.  I chose poorly.
 
2014-06-06 10:20:30 PM  

Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?


Black Widow as a Disney princess in a Disney animated movie you say?

gon.cdn.on.net
 
2014-06-06 10:41:37 PM  

cgraves67: Notice the beard? Jedis with beards die.


Not always in the same movie.
www.jeditemplearchives.com
www.jeditemplearchives.com
 
2014-06-06 10:51:38 PM  

jeanwearinfool: Dr. Whoof: DanZero: [i.kinja-img.com image 850x478]

I know, I remember when Tony Stark welded those Mickey ears onto the Iron Man. And can you believe they change the star on Cap's shield to a picture of Donald Duck? But honestly, I really had to draw the line when they made Black Widow an official Disney Princess.

That all happened, right? Just like the fanboys said it would? Cuz Disney couldn't possibly leave a hugely profitable property alone...they have to insert Disney shiat into it. Those pics in the article are clearly from the movie sound stage and not just something at the themepark, right?

Black Widow as a Disney princess in a Disney animated movie you say?

[gon.cdn.on.net image 580x300]


Live action would be better!
 
2014-06-06 11:05:53 PM  

T.rex: cgraves67: Notice the beard? Jedis with beards die.

As opposed to the clean-shaven Jedis who live forever?


JEDI!!!  The plural of JEDI is JEDI!!!

/pet peeve
//nerd rage off
//slashies
 
2014-06-06 11:25:08 PM  

TheManofPA: gopher321: Let's hope he doesn't get in another car accident and go through facial reconstruction surgery again...

I don't know. Due to that surgery, we got a Wampa attack and due to the Wampa attack we did get the great line "Then I'll see you in hell! "


Much like the "sitting ducks" line in TPM, this is a terrible line.  The delivery is good, but the content of the line makes no sense within the context of the Star Wars universe.
 
2014-06-07 06:40:30 AM  

mjbok: Much like the "sitting ducks" line in TPM, this is a terrible line.  The delivery is good, but the content of the line makes no sense within the context of the Star Wars universe.


There are no ducks in the star wars universe?
 
2014-06-07 06:41:27 AM  
I just find it humorous Hamill has as his twitter icon Simpsonverse Hamill.
 
2014-06-07 07:48:47 AM  

cxjohn: Leia and Han have to have kids by this point. Of course, it will be twins, either fraternal or identical.

What Disney stars will we see trotted out for those roles???


Honestly, the hopeful absence of those shameless ripoff of spaceghost  crappy fanfic rejects is my number one reason for being happy that they dumped the EU.
 
2014-06-07 01:10:33 PM  

cxjohn: Leia and Han have to have kids by this point. Of course, it will be twins, either fraternal or identical.

What Disney stars will we see trotted out for those roles???


Their kids have to have kids at this point.
 
2014-06-07 04:42:30 PM  

Mugato: There are no ducks in the star wars universe?


Actually it is much more likely that ducks exist than hell.
 
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