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(SeattlePI)   Coupla fellas found in some suitcases on the side of the road right up there by Milwaukee, doncha know   ( divider line
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5380 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jun 2014 at 3:07 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-06-06 12:55:31 PM  
8 votes:
Ya farkin' imbeciles! I gave ya simple farking instructions! Bodies in woodchipper, money in suitcase on side of the road!

Now where's the money?
2014-06-06 04:11:37 PM  
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2014-06-06 03:32:21 PM  
3 votes:
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Just traveling thru . . .
2014-06-06 03:17:32 PM  
3 votes:
He says it doesn't appear that the victims were killed at the location where the suitcases were found.

Well duh. If they were found in the place they were killed they wouldn't have needed luggage.
2014-06-06 04:23:36 PM  
2 votes:
FTAIt's "very abnormal," Hurley said.

 Gee, I should certainly hope so. I'd hate to think of this as a regular occurrence.

Also, this is the ad that was running when I opened the article:
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Something tells me getting a greeting card is not enough to make up for finding body parts in a suitcase.
2014-06-06 03:17:07 PM  
2 votes:
Must have been some really tiny people in order that they could be stuffed into suitcases. And, remember, they can't be heavier than 50-lbs. or else you get charged extra.
2014-06-06 03:14:30 PM  
2 votes:
Well, they sure ain't from Brainerd.
2014-06-06 03:11:06 PM  
2 votes:
Suicide, plan and simple
2014-06-06 05:43:36 PM  
1 vote:

Hector Remarkable: Cashew: Samsonites no doubt.

The sexual orientation of the victims is irrelevant.

+1 and an ice scraper.
2014-06-06 05:07:49 PM  
1 vote:

farkingismybusiness: I just want to go on record and say that Fargo is an awesome farking show. I can't believe my friends don't watch it.

I have only just finished episode three and I have to agree. Screw that Game of Thrones shiat which I have not seen and am kind of jealous of the people who get HBO, um, of.
2014-06-06 04:18:17 PM  
1 vote:

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LOL! One of the best lines of the series, so far. I wonder if Lorne Malvo and Anton Chigurh (No Country for Old Men) go to the same barber.
2014-06-06 04:00:15 PM  
1 vote:

Cashew: Samsonites no doubt.

The sexual orientation of the victims is irrelevant.
2014-06-06 03:36:10 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: Hurley says it appears there was a body in each suitcase, but he wouldn't comment on the condition of the remains.

I don't know about you guys, but my big a$$ wouldn't fit in a suitcase in its normal "condition."

However, there's always room for Jello.
2014-06-06 03:29:21 PM  
1 vote:
Aw jees.
2014-06-06 03:26:01 PM  
1 vote:
I work with a guy from Michigan (I've lived in Florida most of my life) and hell yeah all you weirdos sound like Marge Gunderson to me.
2014-06-06 03:21:36 PM  
1 vote:
The torso is always the hardest part to pack.
2014-06-06 03:17:20 PM  
1 vote:

chitownmike: Uh, Subbs, you do know that Milwaukee is nowhere near western Minnesota, right

/probably not

Nor do we care much.
2014-06-06 03:14:47 PM  
1 vote:
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God is real.
2014-06-06 03:13:51 PM  
1 vote:
Uh, Subbs, you do know that Milwaukee is nowhere near western Minnesota, right

/probably not
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