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2014-06-06 12:47:56 PM
He shouldn't have lead him on by asking him to feel the heat wafting from her genitals.
 
2014-06-06 01:16:46 PM
dog = child substitute.

Dog owners...sick farkers, I swear.
 
2014-06-06 01:32:37 PM
well that could mean some time behind bars ... guess his biatch isnt a virgin anymore which is really what pissed him off. LOL

strange, HOW could his dog have gotten sexed up? He kept his dog on a leash, in the house or behind a fence at all times, right? why would he blame the OTHER dog?

/bad pet owners are bad
 
2014-06-06 01:34:52 PM

gopher321: Dog Cat owners...sick farkers, I swear.


FTFY. After all, you don't a thread one day every week with a bunch of dog owners posting stupid pics of there dogs here on Fark, do you?
 
2014-06-06 01:37:34 PM

Pokey.Clyde: FTFY. After all, you don't a thread one day every week with a bunch of dog owners posting stupid pics of there dogs here on Fark, do you?


* don't see a thread
 
2014-06-06 03:25:53 PM
CSB - I had annoying neighbors who used to let their purebred pooch run loose all over the apartment complex I lived in.

Caused me some major problems... I was walking my mutt, he was on his leash and 'Goldie' ran right up to him.
My ribs were sore for a whole week from laughing while he boned her. /CSB
 
2014-06-06 04:35:42 PM
what a farking douchebag
 
2014-06-06 04:37:01 PM

Pokey.Clyde: gopher321: Dog Cat owners...sick farkers, I swear.

FTFY. After all, you don't a thread one day every week with a bunch of dog owners posting stupid pics of there dogs here on Fark, do you?


Don't mess with them. They get real catty.
 
2014-06-06 04:37:23 PM
I hope part of his punishment is having to pay the vet bill, but that might violate the Eighth Amendment.
 
2014-06-06 04:39:05 PM

Pokey.Clyde: gopher321: Dog Cat owners...sick farkers, I swear.

FTFY. After all, you don't a thread one day every week with a bunch of dog owners posting stupid pics of there dogs here on Fark, do you?


Urgh, no.

/Also their*, which reminds about that article about how cat owners are smarter than dog owners.
 
2014-06-06 04:39:31 PM
Around these parts, it's against the law to shoot a dog but you can shoot cats all day long.

/Not sayin' it's right.
 
2014-06-06 04:40:22 PM
I think the cops are just pissed because if anyone is going to go around shooting peoples pets, it's them, dagumit.
 
2014-06-06 04:40:38 PM
I know I'm going to get shiat for this, but I can never understand animal abuse.  They love unconditionally and don't mean to cause harm to anyone.  Children on the other hand, talk back and are brats.  I can understand beating the latter over the former.  Just sayin.
 
2014-06-06 04:41:28 PM
i think the pure breed dog owner is a douchenozzle. but, i also disapprove of listing his address.  that just shouldn't be allowed.  i mean, people take dogs very seriously, and now his address is on the internet as a guy who shoots dogs.

it just makes that property address shiat.
 
2014-06-06 04:42:13 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-06 04:42:30 PM
Well I hope it was a girl dog because if it was a boy that would be just gross. Gay beastiality?!?!? WTF!
 
2014-06-06 04:42:36 PM
you know, i blame the owner. if you are letting your dog run lose to the point where multiple people complain and you still let it happen, you are a bad pet owner. And to respond with '"The guy could have handled things differently. He could have called animal control or contacted me '? Um dude, he DID contact you, thats why you thought of him when the poor dog turned up shot! if people are threatening your dog because they say it is attacking them and their pets YOU need to do something
 
2014-06-06 04:44:24 PM

namatad: well that could mean some time behind bars ... guess his biatch isnt a virgin anymore which is really what pissed him off. LOL

strange, HOW could his dog have gotten sexed up? He kept his dog on a leash, in the house or behind a fence at all times, right? why would he blame the OTHER dog?

/bad pet owners are bad


I wouldn't shoot someones family pet, but....

1.  It isn't his job to keep someone elses pet from coming onto his property.

2.  He verbally told them before to keep the dog off of his property.

3.  It's just property and worth about $25.  Ask any cop who shoots a dog when he invades the place where the dog lives, and then the local court system backs the cop.

I had to shoot an animal once that got hit by a car in front of my home.  Was depressed for about 3 days.  But dammit, a man's property is sacred and he used his words the first time.
 
2014-06-06 04:44:40 PM

gopher321: Dog owners...sick farkers, I swear.


Go fark yourself, douchbag.
 
2014-06-06 04:44:42 PM
Raider is an appropriately named dog.
 
2014-06-06 04:47:31 PM
The cops got all upset that he was impersonating a police officer?
 
2014-06-06 04:51:20 PM

AbiNormal: Your reading comprehension needs some serious work. The dude's kid left the door unlatched you dumbass.


yeah, because most people's dogs get out and attack the neighbors all the time and they just completely helpless to do anything about it
 
2014-06-06 04:57:29 PM

AbiNormal: tlchwi02: you know, i blame the owner. if you are letting your dog run lose to the point where multiple people complain and you still let it happen, you are a bad pet owner. And to respond with '"The guy could have handled things differently. He could have called animal control or contacted me '? Um dude, he DID contact you, thats why you thought of him when the poor dog turned up shot! if people are threatening your dog because they say it is attacking them and their pets YOU need to do something

Your reading comprehension needs some serious work. The dude's kid left the door unlatched you dumbass.


The fact that the kid had left the door unlatched does not change one bit of what tlchwi02 said.  It is absolutely possible to have a household with kids and pets where the pet is not constantly getting out.  If it is, then make some changes.  The dog had, just from this article, attacked on neighbor and, for lack of a better word, violated another neighbors pet.  There were likely other events.  I like dogs, but if my dog gets out and harasses a neighbor who had warned me, then what happens next is on me, not the neighbor.
 
2014-06-06 04:58:30 PM
I don't understand what harm was done. If she gets knocked up, give her the morning after pill, they make it for dogs too...or is he morally obligated to force his dog to carry the multiple gifts from god?
 
2014-06-06 05:01:06 PM

tlchwi02: AbiNormal: Your reading comprehension needs some serious work. The dude's kid left the door unlatched you dumbass.

yeah, because most people's dogs get out and attack the neighbors all the time and they just completely helpless to do anything about it


Dogs occasionally escape their yards. Some of the more persistent/clever ones may be able to do it multiple times before the owner is able to come up with a suitable solution.  Just because such a dog wanders onto your property doesn't mean you can shoot it, even if it is banging your dog.

And the only evidence of an 'attack' I see in the article is an after-the-fact comment by the guy who did the shooting. Surely he must have bite marks or something to back this assertion up - unless of course he just made it up to make himself look like less of a shiatheel.
 
2014-06-06 05:01:14 PM
He doesn't need to take any more biological specimens for testing...he's already got the DNA in the lab.
 
2014-06-06 05:01:32 PM

MycroftHolmes: I like dogs, but if my dog gets out and harasses a neighbor who had warned me, then what happens next is on me, not the neighbor.


to sort of follow up on my reasoning- if your dog gets shot and you immediatly can list multiple people who have previously threatened/been threatened by the dog.... you're doing *something* wrong as an owner.

/my pup wont even aknowledge another person or dog unless i give her the OK
//because she is a good girl, yes she is!
 
2014-06-06 05:03:23 PM

AbiNormal: tlchwi02: AbiNormal: Your reading comprehension needs some serious work. The dude's kid left the door unlatched you dumbass.

yeah, because most people's dogs get out and attackfark the neighbors dog all the time and they just completely helpless to do anything about it

Highlighted for your convenience. The dog has never attacked anyone.

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FTFA: "Hanley told deputies the culprit might have been another neighbor who filed a report when Raider similarly escaped the house on March 10, according the report said. The neighbor told authorities the dog had attacked him."

so just to be clear- who is the dumba$$ here?
 
2014-06-06 05:06:30 PM

Plastic Trash Vortex: Just because such a dog wanders onto your property doesn't mean you can shoot it, even if it is banging your dog.


Give me a break.  What world do you live in?
 
2014-06-06 05:11:56 PM
"Raider, who is named after the Archbishop Rummel High School Raiders, is a pint-sized sweetheart, according to Hanley, and harmless."

While I don't think that the dog should have been shot, this kind of statement always bothers me. Why do people assume that their pet is going to behave the same way while running around loose as it would while under their control and command? You may have the happy-go-luckiest pup on the block when it is in your presence, but let it loose to its own devices and there is a good chance you will see behavior that you don't see at home.  biatch in heat down the street? Watch your bitty-baby turn into a tunnel-eyed bastard as he will do anything to get to that poon.  Throw in a fearful situation, and that dog'll bite.  Your dog may be a pet, but it still is an animal, for christ's sake.
 
2014-06-06 05:17:38 PM
Those pure-breed owners are a weird lot. My niece's husband kept pure bred beagles. One day some neighborhood mutt dug his way into one of the pens and mated with one of the pure-bred female beagles. My niece's husband had the female put down because, he said, every litter she threw from then on would be part mutt.

I tried to explain to him how biology works, but he insisted he was right. He even had some of his beagle breeder friends back him up on that.

Does anyone have any idea what might make someone think this way?
 
2014-06-06 05:20:15 PM

AbiNormal: tlchwi02: AbiNormal: tlchwi02: AbiNormal: Your reading comprehension needs some serious work. The dude's kid left the door unlatched you dumbass.

yeah, because most people's dogs get out and attackfark the neighbors dog all the time and they just completely helpless to do anything about it

Highlighted for your convenience. The dog has never attacked anyone.

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FTFA: "Hanley told deputies the culprit might have been another neighbor who filed a report when Raider similarly escaped the house on March 10, according the report said. The neighbor told authorities the dog had attacked him."

so just to be clear- who is the dumba$$ here?

FTFA.
Raider, who is named after the Archbishop Rummel High School Raiders, is a pint-sized sweetheart, according to Hanley, and harmless.


Both the article,and the comments afterwards, reference individuals who have been attacked by the dog or consider the dog aggressive.  I think it is fair to say that anowner is not going to be objective in assessing how harmfulhis dog is.  The fact that the dog had previously attacked a neighbor,or had been found in another neighbors yard mounting their dog (previous to this incident) are not disputed.
 
2014-06-06 05:24:29 PM

namatad: strange, HOW could his dog have gotten sexed up? He kept his dog on a leash, in the house or behind a fence at all times, right? why would he blame the OTHER dog?


TFA says the dog that got shot had escaped his home.  It also says the female dog was in her own yard.

So, given those facts, it would appear that he blames the other dog because the other dog was the one at fault.  Unless you believe the biatch was asking for it, looking all sexy and stuff.

It wouldn't shock me at all if the female dog was in a fenced yard.  Dogs, particularly male ones, are like people.  They'll go to extraordinary steps to get laid.

Still, he shouldn't have shot the dog for doing what dogs do.  Grab him up and take him to the pound so the owner has to bail poochie out or at absolute worst pepper spray him.
 
2014-06-06 05:26:58 PM
acad1228:
Does anyone have any idea what might make someone think this way?


Ignorance, maybe?
 
2014-06-06 05:27:28 PM

AbiNormal: The dude's kid left the door unlatched you dumbass.


That's what he said to explain the time the dog got shot.  It does nothing to explain the other times the dog got out.

Could be the kids, could be that the guy lets his dog run wild and is using the kids as an excuse.
 
2014-06-06 05:29:42 PM
farking Ted Turner's gonna get off again
 
2014-06-06 05:30:24 PM

acad1228: Those pure-breed owners are a weird lot. My niece's husband kept pure bred beagles. One day some neighborhood mutt dug his way into one of the pens and mated with one of the pure-bred female beagles. My niece's husband had the female put down because, he said, every litter she threw from then on would be part mutt.

I tried to explain to him how biology works, but he insisted he was right. He even had some of his beagle breeder friends back him up on that.

Does anyone have any idea what might make someone think this way?


Ignorance, with a tinge of racism.
 
2014-06-06 05:30:36 PM
Maybe a Frenchman got into his backyard.
 
2014-06-06 05:30:52 PM
Around here the owner of the stray dog on private property would have been liable regardless. Although the shooter would be charged with discharging a firearm within 300 feet of a residence, probably many better ways to handle that situation.
 
2014-06-06 05:31:36 PM

farkin_Gary: Around these parts, it's against the law to shoot a dog but you can shoot cats all day long.

/Not sayin' it's right.


Time to read up on the Great Cat Massacre
 
2014-06-06 05:31:59 PM

acad1228: Does anyone have any idea what might make someone think this way?


i know a few people who have done the breeding thing, and there is a remakarble amount of old wives tales/urban legend level stuff that seems to go with that entire culture. that said, i've never heard of anything nearly that cruel and stupid. none of the people i know would ever have a dog put down for any reason other than the animals welfare.
 
2014-06-06 05:33:54 PM

acad1228: I tried to explain to him how biology works, but he insisted he was right. He even had some of his beagle breeder friends back him up on that.


Lots of people actually believe that if a non-purebred impregnates their high quality purebred show dog, the show dog is now worthless because every single litter after that is completely tainted with those bad genes.
 
2014-06-06 05:36:38 PM

haolegirl: I don't understand what harm was done. If she gets knocked up, give her the morning after pill, they make it for dogs too...or is he morally obligated to force his dog to carry the multiple gifts from god?


They make a morning after pill for dogs?!?

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"Okay, so ... she's a dog."
 
2014-06-06 05:37:33 PM

haolegirl: I don't understand what harm was done. If she gets knocked up, give her the morning after pill, they make it for dogs too...or is he morally obligated to force his dog to carry the multiple gifts from god?


It's because of the Religion of Purebred VirginityTM. The belief is, if your purebred has a litter of mixed-breed puppies, she is forever "tainted". Among the breeding community "elite", no one will allow their purebred male dogs to mate with a female who has given birth to mixed-breed puppies.

/I wish I was kidding
 
2014-06-06 05:37:41 PM

heili skrimsli: acad1228: I tried to explain to him how biology works, but he insisted he was right. He even had some of his beagle breeder friends back him up on that.

Lots of people actually believe that if a non-purebred impregnates their high quality purebred show dog, the show dog is now worthless because every single litter after that is completely tainted with those bad genes.


Jebus Christ! How do they let people that stupid drive cars and own guns?
 
2014-06-06 05:39:22 PM

acad1228: Those pure-breed owners are a weird lot. My niece's husband kept pure bred beagles. One day some neighborhood mutt dug his way into one of the pens and mated with one of the pure-bred female beagles. My niece's husband had the female put down because, he said, every litter she threw from then on would be part mutt.

I tried to explain to him how biology works, but he insisted he was right. He even had some of his beagle breeder friends back him up on that.

Does anyone have any idea what might make someone think this way?


Ask him for me how that works! Does the sperm stay in the uterine lining, dormant till she goes into heat again, then magically reanimate? Does she ever have to be bred again, or is she just always pregnant? If she is bread with a male from one bloodline for one heat, has a litter and then a year later is bred with a different male from a different bloodline, will the AKC not give him the right papers? I work at a vet's office and have been on hand (literally) from the artificial insemination to the c-section after, and I'd LOVE to hear his explanation!!!
 
2014-06-06 05:40:57 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: gopher321: Dog owners...sick farkers, I swear.

Go fark yourself, douchbag.


Thanks for proving dog owners have no sense of humour.
 
2014-06-06 05:41:13 PM
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2014-06-06 05:43:52 PM

Loreweaver: haolegirl: I don't understand what harm was done. If she gets knocked up, give her the morning after pill, they make it for dogs too...or is he morally obligated to force his dog to carry the multiple gifts from god?

It's because of the Religion of Purebred VirginityTM. The belief is, if your purebred has a litter of mixed-breed puppies, she is forever "tainted". Among the breeding community "elite", no one will allow their purebred male dogs to mate with a female who has given birth to mixed-breed puppies.

/I wish I was kidding


And again...give her the morning after pill. Who would ever know? Besides the fact that mixed breed dogs are now selling for ridiculous amounts. Just last week at work I had the fun job of holding the female in heat so the doctor could "collect" from the male. He was a silkie terrier, she was a Maltese. Unless you breed show dogs, who cares anymore? If he's breeding a show dog, then he needs to keep her under lock n key cause this jumping the fence shiat happens on the regular.
 
2014-06-06 05:45:01 PM

AbiNormal: acad1228: heili skrimsli: acad1228: I tried to explain to him how biology works, but he insisted he was right. He even had some of his beagle breeder friends back him up on that.

Lots of people actually believe that if a non-purebred impregnates their high quality purebred show dog, the show dog is now worthless because every single litter after that is completely tainted with those bad genes.

Jebus Christ! How do they let people that stupid drive cars and own guns?

No shiat! I bet that these are the same turds that vote Republican.


Hey! That's not funny! (ok it's kinda funny)
 
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