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(BBC America)   Keira Knightley: "When I saw him [Benedict] again, I said, 'Did you punch a journalist?' and he was like, 'I f***ing did.' Everybody needs a friend like that"   (bbcamerica.com) divider line 93
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2014-06-06 01:28:02 PM
Not really acceptable behavior from an ex-pope
 
2014-06-06 01:42:44 PM
Hey, I punched the munchkin for her once or twice.
 
2014-06-06 03:32:20 PM
She's a cumberbiatch!
 
2014-06-06 03:35:15 PM
I love that guy.
And I love that girl.

Weird.
 
2014-06-06 03:35:44 PM
honestly Good
I know they are doing their job, but so are crack whores I don't have to respect what they do.
 
2014-06-06 03:36:44 PM

ArkAngel: Not really acceptable behavior from an ex-pope


He's Catholic. You know they're punchy.
 
2014-06-06 03:36:48 PM
It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response.
 
2014-06-06 03:38:02 PM
I'd punch her.

I'd tongue-punch her.


I'd tongue-punch her fartbox.
 
2014-06-06 03:40:43 PM
Dayum, Holmes!
 
2014-06-06 03:42:59 PM

onzmadi: honestly Good
I know they are doing their job, but so are crack whores I don't have to respect what they do.


If everyone who creates and consumes the gossip mags suddenly disappeared, I don't think the rest of us would miss them too much, you know?
 
2014-06-06 03:45:50 PM

Orgasmatron138: onzmadi: honestly Good
I know they are doing their job, but so are crack whores I don't have to respect what they do.

If everyone who creates and consumes the gossip mags suddenly disappeared, I don't think the rest of us would miss them too much, you know?


Where are these people that consume this stuff?  I don't know a single person.
 
2014-06-06 03:47:15 PM
Only on the arm. I'd have loved it a lot more if he'd have straight KO'd the dude.
 
2014-06-06 03:50:30 PM
The journalist just wasn't worth the powder.

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2014-06-06 03:52:27 PM

Orgasmatron138: onzmadi: honestly Good
I know they are doing their job, but so are crack whores I don't have to respect what they do.

If everyone who creates and consumes the gossip mags suddenly disappeared, I don't think the rest of us would miss them too much, you know?


That's what the B Ark is for. Duh-doy.

/looking forward to getting a fatal disease from a phone
 
2014-06-06 04:02:00 PM
So, unlike the rest of us, his right to swing his fist DOES NOT end at the tip of the journalist's nose.
 
2014-06-06 04:04:19 PM

VTGremlin: Only on the arm. I'd have loved it a lot more if he'd have straight KO'd the dude.


It's hard to film from within prison. Excepting prison films.
 
2014-06-06 04:05:48 PM
Really, this is the Cumberbatch news story, rather than the links to him, Sir Patrick Stewart, and Toby Jones are re-creating the BBC news bulletins of D-Day? Farkers you disappoint.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01zkdry
 
2014-06-06 04:11:21 PM
I'd love to do Keira Knightly.  Nightly.
 
2014-06-06 04:13:53 PM

Buttknuckle: Orgasmatron138: onzmadi: honestly Good
I know they are doing their job, but so are crack whores I don't have to respect what they do.

If everyone who creates and consumes the gossip mags suddenly disappeared, I don't think the rest of us would miss them too much, you know?

Where are these people that consume this stuff?  I don't know a single person.


Same here. I've never even seen a single person grab one of these magazines while waiting in line behind them at anywhere.
 
2014-06-06 04:19:33 PM
Apparently he punched a BBC Radio film reviewer in the arm after a smartass comment about Ms Knightley's acting.  So, much ado about very little.  Still, it's nice to know she appreciated him sticking up for her.
 
2014-06-06 04:25:23 PM
I want to stick my thing in her!
 
2014-06-06 04:28:04 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: Buttknuckle: Orgasmatron138: onzmadi: honestly Good
I know they are doing their job, but so are crack whores I don't have to respect what they do.

If everyone who creates and consumes the gossip mags suddenly disappeared, I don't think the rest of us would miss them too much, you know?

Where are these people that consume this stuff?  I don't know a single person.

Same here. I've never even seen a single person grab one of these magazines while waiting in line behind them at anywhere.


You guys must not hang around with any vapid, boring women.

Good on you!
 
2014-06-06 04:30:53 PM
But Keira *is* a terrible actress.
 
2014-06-06 04:32:27 PM
Crewmannumber6

So, unlike the rest of us, his right to swing his fist DOES NOT end at the tip of the journalist's nose.

They're actually talking about paparazzi, not journalists. Paparazzi aren't people.
 
2014-06-06 04:36:49 PM

rjakobi: The journalist just wasn't worth the powder.

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Ioan Gruffudd? I don't get it...
 
2014-06-06 04:38:05 PM

dj_spanmaster: It's hard to film from within prison. Excepting prison films.


So?

4.bp.blogspot.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

www.cinema-extreme.com

www.eriegaynews.com
 
2014-06-06 04:41:19 PM
She looks like she smells of Cheetos and urine.
 
2014-06-06 04:42:28 PM

Orgasmatron138: If everyone who creates and consumes the gossip mags suddenly disappeared, I don't think the rest of us would miss them too much, you know?


Celebrities would.  Most, but not all, could not handle being treated like normal people.  They don't want to be treated like normal people a large percentage of the time.  For a celebrity it is cool if they go out to a store (or something) and they don't get noticed.  However, after the third or fourth time it happens they would miss it.  There is a trade-off to being a celebrity.  They knew that going in.
 
2014-06-06 04:42:54 PM
Well, Sherlock is a high functioning sociopath afterall.  Violence could be expected.
 
2014-06-06 04:51:11 PM
Slight insult, mild punch, non-story. But Cumberbatch delights my sexy fun-time areas, so I'll take it.
 
2014-06-06 05:09:57 PM

dj_spanmaster: I love that guy.
And I love that girl.

Weird.


And I'm betting that it'd be the most notable three-way of my life.
 
2014-06-06 05:14:23 PM

Wellon Dowd: She looks like she smells of Cheetos and urine.


LOL

I'd make you greener if I could.
 
2014-06-06 05:22:43 PM

FormlessOne: dj_spanmaster: I love that guy.
And I love that girl.

Weird.

And I'm betting that it'd be the most notable three-way of my life.


That beats the one with your mom and the school teacher.

Wait, no, that was me.

\you're still correct
 
2014-06-06 05:24:33 PM

Evil Mackerel: Wellon Dowd: She looks like she smells of Cheetos and urine.

LOL

I'd make you greener if I could.


Milla Jovovich is my go-to for "girls who look like they smell bad."
 
2014-06-06 05:51:12 PM

phaseolus: rjakobi: The journalist just wasn't worth the powder.

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Ioan Gruffudd? I don't get it...


It's Horatio Hornblower. Look into it.
 
2014-06-06 05:54:11 PM

Wellon Dowd: She looks like she smells of Cheetos and urine.


Just when I thought I couldn't want her more...

/I'll be in my bunk
//as soon as I put on the rubber sheets
 
2014-06-06 05:57:45 PM

Billy Liar: Apparently he punched a BBC Radio film reviewer in the arm after a smartass comment about Ms Knightley's acting.  So, much ado about very little.  Still, it's nice to know she appreciated him sticking up for her.


I'm sticking up for her right now!
 
2014-06-06 06:25:01 PM

Buttknuckle: Orgasmatron138: onzmadi: honestly Good
I know they are doing their job, but so are crack whores I don't have to respect what they do.

If everyone who creates and consumes the gossip mags suddenly disappeared, I don't think the rest of us would miss them too much, you know?

Where are these people that consume this stuff?  I don't know a single person.


So you've never clicked on a TMZ link?
 
2014-06-06 06:38:59 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-06 06:57:04 PM

Billy Liar: Apparently he punched a BBC Radio film reviewer in the arm after a smartass comment about Ms Knightley's acting.  So, much ado about very little.  Still, it's nice to know she appreciated him sticking up for her.



The thing is it's the listeners of the radio show that dubbed her Ikea Knightly and the host (and contributor) only used it when reading out listeners comments for movies and have stopped using it altogether.

Mark Kermode on the show has never said she is a bad actress, just that she isn't very good in a lot of films. Rightly so she isn't a great actress but she gets buy.

The podcast of the show is worth it for the occasional rants like this about Sex in the City 2 and for not being afraid to voice his (and other dissenting) opinions and stating they are just opinions.

/Plus in his 2nd book Mark Kermode says reviewers have no actual power over what people see
//These slashies are the death of narrative cinema
///Hello Jason Isaacs
 
2014-06-06 07:01:26 PM
Punching a journalist is okay, as long as you don't whine too much if he punches back.
 
2014-06-06 08:10:58 PM
I want Benedict Cumberbatch to punch me in my taco.

While reading a phone book. After saying my name loudly and repeatedly.

/yum
 
2014-06-06 08:31:26 PM
Speaking of sex, I had sex with my girlfriend last night. I think she hated it. Joke's on her because I came anyway.
 
2014-06-06 09:19:40 PM
I read the journalist's side of the story. He was amused by the incident and accepted that it was a polite, don't say bad things about my friends sort of thing, and even commented that though he stands by his assertion, that he believes Knightly's acting has gotten better. He also said that you need negative criticism (as long as warranted), because without it, the whole endeavor would be worthless air space. Praise without critique is no praise at all. So, pretty much everyone in the story came out pretty good.
 
2014-06-06 09:24:01 PM
Wait, talk of this article's newsworthiness is missing something huge. They're making a biopic of Alan Turing? I was explaining to my students a couple months ago how awesome he was and how it was amazing no one had made a movie about him. Am I the only one that didn't know this movie was happening?
 
2014-06-06 09:32:52 PM

styxroxhades: Wait, talk of this article's newsworthiness is missing something huge. They're making a biopic of Alan Turing? I was explaining to my students a couple months ago how awesome he was and how it was amazing no one had made a movie about him. Am I the only one that didn't know this movie was happening?


Yes. It's been big news for awhile. Weinstein paid 7 million after viewing a 20 minute sampler of it to be able to distribute it. It was initially going to be made with Leo as Turing, but he dropped out, thankfully, and Benedict replaced him. They're hyping him up for Best Actor Oscar, and had been even before this year's Oscars had aired.
 
2014-06-06 10:08:39 PM
"Did you really punch a journalist?"

That word must mean something else in the UK
 
2014-06-06 10:10:50 PM

AbiNormal: I would love to disappoint her.

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I'd press her ironing board, if you know what I mean etc
 
2014-06-06 10:22:20 PM
She'd be a much better actress if she would close her mouth once in awhile when she isn't saying her lines.
 
2014-06-06 10:24:09 PM

styxroxhades: Wait, talk of this article's newsworthiness is missing something huge. They're making a biopic of Alan Turing? I was explaining to my students a couple months ago how awesome he was and how it was amazing no one had made a movie about him. Am I the only one that didn't know this movie was happening?


There's an earlier movie sort of about Alan Turing. Except that he was presented as heterosexual.
 
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