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(WTKR)   Active shooter alert issued for Naval Medical Center Portsmouth. UPDATE: Not a shooter, but there wasn't an Active Stabber alert code   (wtkr.com) divider line 494
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2014-06-06 09:39:50 AM  
This is getting STUPID
 
2014-06-06 09:39:51 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: R.A.Danny: What has Obama done to cause all of these shootings?

Oh you know, the usual - eating crackers and spreading socialisms all over the damn place.


I knew he looked like a racist cannibal!
 
2014-06-06 09:39:53 AM  
See, this is what happens when doctors aren't allowed to open carry or something.
 
2014-06-06 09:39:59 AM  
Farking christ on toast. Stop already! I haven't even had my coffee yet.
 
2014-06-06 09:40:04 AM  

Into the blue again: Delta1212: Into the blue again: http://shootingtracker.com/wiki/Mass_Shootings_in_2014

Oh hey, Elliot Rodger was number 100.

Well... maybe he planned it that way.


That's like getting a specific comment number here. Too many other people trying to beat you.
 
2014-06-06 09:40:21 AM  
At least it's at a medical center.  Any victims will immediately be put on the waiting list.
 
2014-06-06 09:40:46 AM  
WTF.

Seriously?

Well, I'm certainly glad there are armed people out there. Armed and active.
 
2014-06-06 09:40:46 AM  
well it is a day that ends in Y so its not really surprising..
 
2014-06-06 09:40:47 AM  
"White male suspect wearing tan pants"...

WTF kind of description is that? Great jeorb, WTKR.

/suspect is also hatless
//this shiate isn't funny anymore.
 
2014-06-06 09:40:54 AM  
The alert went out just after 9:06 a.m. regarding an incident inside the hospital. It referred to a white male suspect wearing tan pants.


Probably pleated Dockers. Nothing says "I have nothing to live for, here comes suicide by rampage" like tan pleated Dockers.
 
2014-06-06 09:41:09 AM  

R.A.Danny: What has Obama done to cause all of these shootings?


He stirred the pot and told everyone to go get in peoples faces a couple years ago.
 
2014-06-06 09:41:25 AM  

MFAWG: Some kid managed to take down yesterdays shooter without a gun.


I've been told that that's just not possible. The only response to a gun is more guns. Obviously, the gunman was a liberal false-flag plant to make gun owners look bad.
 
2014-06-06 09:41:40 AM  
goddamit, I love the united states of armerica.
 
2014-06-06 09:41:53 AM  

LancePGH: At least it's at a medical center.  Any victims will immediately be put on the waiting list.


*golfclap*
 
2014-06-06 09:41:57 AM  

theorellior: MFAWG: Jesus H farking Christ, what the fark is going on out there?

This is the culture we wanted in the US. Guns and violence are the solution to everything. Anything else is non-spanking pussy liberal claptrap. You best just sit back and enjoy it.


My sister thinks it's permissiveness caused by having a LieBrul in the White House, and I'm not even kidding.

And yes, I've told her exactly what you just said: THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED!!!!
 
2014-06-06 09:42:10 AM  
Why don't we save the News Flash tag for when a week goes by without a mass shooting.
 
2014-06-06 09:42:30 AM  
I'm pro-2nd Amendment as anyone else but c'mon!

cdn2-b.examiner.com

What a 2nd Amendment supporter might look like.  YMMV
 
2014-06-06 09:42:35 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Why don't we save the News Flash tag for when a week goes by without a mass shooting.


Or save it for an actual shooting?
 
2014-06-06 09:43:19 AM  
 
2014-06-06 09:43:19 AM  
Is this really news?

Sure, when mass shootings were a biannual event they were newsworthy, and maybe still when they ended up as biannual events, when they got to bimonthly the newsworthiness really dipped, and even moreso when they started happening bimonthly. When they started being a biweekly event, and then even turned into biweekly events... it's just shiat that happens these days.
 
2014-06-06 09:43:21 AM  
 
2014-06-06 09:43:36 AM  
Bang, bang, shoot em' up, destiny
Bang, bang, shoot em' up to the moon
Bang, bang, shoot em' up one, two, three
 
2014-06-06 09:43:37 AM  
Days since last shooting: 0


/sigh
 
2014-06-06 09:43:38 AM  

Into the blue again: Delta1212: Into the blue again: http://shootingtracker.com/wiki/Mass_Shootings_in_2014

Oh hey, Elliot Rodger was number 100.

Well... maybe he planned it that way.


Possible. The day he did it, 2 days after number 99, is tied at 5 for the most mass shootings in a single day so far this year according to that list. You gotta imagine at least one of those guys was shooting for 100.
 
2014-06-06 09:44:01 AM  
Wake me when someone actually gets shot.
 
2014-06-06 09:44:51 AM  
"Only in the hottest years this happens, and this year, it grows hot'.
 
2014-06-06 09:45:26 AM  

Giltric: Or save it for an actual shooting?


Yeah, or that.
 
2014-06-06 09:45:35 AM  

apotheosis27: Days since last shooting: 0


/sigh


We will have to change this to Hours since last shooting
 
2014-06-06 09:45:46 AM  
Is this example of how an armed society is a polite society?
 
2014-06-06 09:45:55 AM  
 
2014-06-06 09:46:03 AM  
Sigh. I'm almost completely desensitized to this.
 
2014-06-06 09:46:20 AM  

Target Builder: Is this really news?

Sure, when mass shootings were a biannual event they were newsworthy, and maybe still when they ended up as biannual events, when they got to bimonthly the newsworthiness really dipped, and even moreso when they started happening bimonthly. When they started being a biweekly event, and then even turned into biweekly events... it's just shiat that happens these days.


Biweekly? Ha. There was a mass shooting for every day of the year in 2013.
 
2014-06-06 09:46:43 AM  

apotheosis27: Days since last shooting: 0


/sigh


I think we're going to have to switch to hours.
 
2014-06-06 09:46:52 AM  
The frequency of these events will eventually reach the point where bullets whizzing by your head as you walk down the dairy aisle is normal and to be expected.
 
2014-06-06 09:47:17 AM  
I like how when I go to the US section of Google News to see if there are any more articles about this, the very first stories at the top of the page is about the shooting... that took place yesterday in Seattle.


/Actually, I don't like that.
 
2014-06-06 09:47:21 AM  

browntimmy: Jesus, crazy people, have some dignity and just jump off a bridge or something.


But bridge jumpers don't get fark threads going like a shooting does.

If it's a stabbing, does the thread get called off....

....or do we just go to a thread where loads of people call for the banning of knives?
 
2014-06-06 09:47:41 AM  

theorellior: MFAWG: Jesus H farking Christ, what the fark is going on out there?

This is the culture we wanted in the US. Guns and violence are the solution to everything. Anything else is non-spanking pussy liberal claptrap. You best just sit back and enjoy it.


Heh, I was driving home yesterday and saw a jeep with a sticker that had a skull and reticle on it that said (no shiat): "Despite what your mommy told you, violence actually does solve problems". Granted, I live in Dallas so I probably shouldn't be surprised.
 
2014-06-06 09:47:43 AM  

eagles95: apotheosis27: Days since last shooting: 0


/sigh

We will have to change this to Hours since last shooting


You mean stabbing.
 
2014-06-06 09:47:47 AM  
It's ok, were overpopulated anyway.
 
2014-06-06 09:48:13 AM  
The suspect hasn't shot anybody. It was a stabbing. The facility issued an alert that is the same for an active shooter though, because there isn't one for an active stabber. So we've managed to go more than 1 day in the US without a mass shooting. Yay, America.
 
2014-06-06 09:48:13 AM  
Stabbing?
 
2014-06-06 09:48:21 AM  
Am I the only one who saw the article said the guy has a knife, not a gun?

/Active stabber
 
2014-06-06 09:48:25 AM  

Hobodeluxe: we had this happen in our region yesterday


"but what nobody understands is why it unexpectedly fired while he was driving."

It didnt 'unexpectedly fire", the idiot pulled the trigger doing something stupid he shouldnt have been doing.  If guns randomly just went off all the time like these idiots say they do, there'd be a huge shiatstorm.
 
2014-06-06 09:48:27 AM  

Delta1212: I like how when I go to the US section of Google News to see if there are any more articles about this, the very first stories at the top of the page is about the shooting... that took place yesterday in Seattle.


/Actually, I don't like that.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-celebrates-full-week-without -d eadly-mass-sh,29293/
 
2014-06-06 09:48:47 AM  
Probably a good guy with a gun taking out government employees.
 
2014-06-06 09:48:53 AM  

Giltric: R.A.Danny: What has Obama done to cause all of these shootings?

He stirred the pot and told everyone to go get in peoples faces a couple years ago.


Damn those years belonging to couples that make sentences look retarded!! Obama.
 
2014-06-06 09:49:31 AM  
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2014-06-06 09:50:21 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Probably a good guy with a gun taking out government employees.


I see we are feeling trolltastic this morning.
 
2014-06-06 09:50:22 AM  

lenfromak: [img.fark.net image 640x494]


It's too early for your Derp.
 
2014-06-06 09:50:24 AM  

Delta1212: I like how when I go to the US section of Google News to see if there are any more articles about this, the very first stories at the top of the page is about the shooting... that took place yesterday in Seattle.


/Actually, I don't like that.


Since Google News is an aggregater it takes it time to pick up news stories, I find NBC's Breaking News is best for these sort of things http://www.breakingnews.com/

//subby
///news article updated it to stabbing well after I submitted
 
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