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(TMZ)   Regis Philbin takes a ride with some guys in a unmarked white van, reportedly after they offered him a puppy and some free Geritol Gummies   (tmz.com) divider line 20
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2014-06-06 12:35:09 PM
Did the driver repeatedly ask "what's the frequency, Kenneth"?
 
2014-06-06 02:00:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-06 02:05:57 PM
Regis is a former member of the Marine Core.

He could have handled them.
 
2014-06-06 02:07:11 PM
Worst porno ever:  Regis Rides the Bang Bus.
 
2014-06-06 02:14:19 PM
wow, he's lucky he didn't get picked up by the 50% of the population that are rapists.
 
2014-06-06 02:38:52 PM
Geritol Gummies. Is that like a euphemism for old lady blow job?
 
2014-06-06 02:42:27 PM

freetomato: Worst porno ever:  Regis Rides the Bang Bus.


Came for Bang Bus reference............now I have to clean up.
 
2014-06-06 03:15:36 PM
He was insulted by the offer to continue Regis and Kelly. Now he lives in a van down by the river.
 
2014-06-06 03:25:50 PM
This the second famous person hitch-hiking story I've heard today. John Waters hitch-hiked across the US a couple days ago.

I wish I had a chance to give him a ride. That would've been an interesting conversation.
 
2014-06-06 03:26:51 PM

beakerxf: This the second famous person hitch-hiking story I've heard today. John Waters hitch-hiked across the US a couple days ago.

I wish I had a chance to give him a ride. That would've been an interesting conversation.


A couple years ago, not days.

/FTFM
 
2014-06-06 03:34:27 PM
Rupert Pupkin approves.
 
2014-06-06 03:48:02 PM
Did they try to sell him some really awesome speakers that were left over from a construction job?
 
2014-06-06 04:05:11 PM
Today I learned that vans without markings are "creepy".
 
2014-06-06 04:08:45 PM

Dragonflew: Today I learned that vans without markings are "creepy".


That's why my cousin Rudy has an airbrush shop. He'll paint a Viking Queen on the side so it looks like she's stradding the port-hole window.
Totally NOT creepy.
 
2014-06-06 04:10:19 PM

Combustion: Dragonflew: Today I learned that vans without markings are "creepy".

That's why my cousin Rudy has an airbrush shop. He'll paint a Viking Queen on the side so it looks like she's stradding the port-hole window.
Totally NOT creepy.


Also not creepy going by the criteria in the article:

heahea.org
 
2014-06-06 04:41:22 PM
$10 says Regis has a secret substance abuse problem.
 
2014-06-06 04:53:06 PM

Prophet of Loss: $10 says Regis has a secret substance abuse problem.


He got hooked on gum balls back when he used to hang out with Pee-Wee.

laughingsquid.com
 
2014-06-06 07:17:58 PM

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Regis is a former member of the Marine Core.

He could have handled them.


You mean ex-member, right?
 
2014-06-06 07:19:16 PM

freetomato: Worst porno ever:  Regis Rides the Bang Bus.


"is that your final ass lick?'
 
2014-06-06 07:24:22 PM

Fano: freetomato: Worst porno ever:  Regis Rides the Bang Bus.

"is that your final ass lick?'


"OK, you have one lifeline left. What do you want to do?"
"I'd like to bone a friend".
 
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