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(Daily Mail)   Sarah Silverman soon to sing "I'm f*cking Michael Sheen"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2014-06-06 10:20:29 AM  
Kill yourself now Michael Sheen.
 
2014-06-06 10:56:47 AM  
I first read "Charlie Sheen" and was pondering who to feel most sorry for when I realized my mistake.
 
2014-06-06 10:58:43 AM  
Say what you like, but if I had the opportunity I would totally see how much of her I could put up with.
 
2014-06-06 11:06:01 AM  

GameSprocket: Say what you like, but if I had the opportunity I would totally see how much of her I could put up with.


Don't get me wrong. A ball-gag is all it takes to make Sarah a hottie.
 
2014-06-06 11:12:56 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Who doesn't?
 
2014-06-06 11:15:23 AM  

Prophet of Loss: GameSprocket: Say what you like, but if I had the opportunity I would totally see how much of her I could put up with.

Don't get me wrong. A ball-gag is all it takes to make Sarah a hottie.


Maybe I could be the guy to convince her that poop is not that funny. On the other hand, my humor is not earning me biog bucks, so what do I know?
 
2014-06-06 11:21:16 AM  
I would give Sarah the most disappointing 90 seconds of her life. 30 seconds at a time.
 
2014-06-06 11:22:48 AM  

GameSprocket: Say what you like, but if I had the opportunity I would totally see how much of her I could put up with.


Line ends back there, bub.  Get walking...
 
2014-06-06 11:28:55 AM  
When the f**k did appearing in public in five-o'clock shadow become acceptable again? I thought the eighties purged us of that.
 
2014-06-06 11:50:19 AM  

Prophet of Loss: GameSprocket: Say what you like, but if I had the opportunity I would totally see how much of her I could put up with.

Don't get me wrong. A ball-gag is all it takes to make Sarah a hottie.


If you think it will help

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2014-06-06 11:54:58 AM  
I like how casual she seems. I'd want to hang out with her at that place, and then have vigorous sex with her afterwards. Also, Lilo never misses a party.
 
2014-06-06 12:00:34 PM  

Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 846x467]

Who doesn't?


Is that one of those where she reads it and responds or just a photoshoped? I love the former ones.
 
2014-06-06 12:11:20 PM  
Sheen you stupid farking twat!    You're doing it wrong !!!

/ find a woman to date

//  oh, i see what his plan is.  He has a crush on her brother in law Simon.
/// poofter !
 
2014-06-06 12:11:24 PM  
Hang on to him, Sarah. There's only one Wesley Snipes in this world.

jso2897: When the f**k did appearing in public in five-o'clock shadow become acceptable again? I thought the eighties purged us of that.


I look 1000% awesomer with a little scruff. Ladies love it. That makes it acceptable.

Also, I hate shaving every day. It's a pain in the ass.
 
2014-06-06 12:35:43 PM  

Prophet of Loss: GameSprocket: Say what you like, but if I had the opportunity I would totally see how much of her I could put up with.

Don't get me wrong. A ball-gag is all it takes to make Sarah a hottie.


Well, she is going to be in Season 2 of Masters if Sex; so you might get the chance to see that.
 
2014-06-06 12:40:58 PM  

jso2897: When the f**k did appearing in public in five-o'clock shadow become acceptable again? I thought the eighties purged us of that.


You sound like a chest waxer.
 
2014-06-06 12:45:38 PM  
I would do things to her that would make even HER blush.
 
2014-06-06 01:13:44 PM  
She can pee my bed anytime she likes.
 
2014-06-06 01:51:31 PM  
Even Jimmy Kimmel dumped her....  It's just not possible, the amount of alcohol to get me to think that heinous, unfunny , washed up old bag is slightly do able would kill me...  She is the brunet version of Kathy  Griffin.
 
2014-06-06 02:12:40 PM  

Flipper47465: Even Jimmy Kimmel dumped her....  It's just not possible, the amount of alcohol to get me to think that heinous, unfunny , washed up old bag is slightly do able would kill me...  She is the brunet version of Kathy  Griffin.


c2.staticflickr.com
 
2014-06-06 02:28:12 PM  

Flipper47465: It's just not possible, the amount of alcohol to get me to think that heinous, unfunny , washed up old bag is slightly do able would kill me...


There are Maxim pics out there too, that do a fine job, but here's a TV screencap, since those are a bit more believable. And you can stay un-alcohol-poisoned for it.

img001.lazygirls.info
 
2014-06-06 02:38:15 PM  
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2014-06-06 02:44:25 PM  
The celebrity couple enjoyed a meal at the increasingly popular Chiltern Firehouse, but they seemed a little cautious after making their way towards a waiting cab later that evening.

Yeah, these crazy celebtards are operating under this weird delusion that there would be guys taking hundreds of unsolicited flash photographs of them in the time it took them to open and close the car door, then posting them to a high-traffic website with captions like "Getting the message: Welsh actor Sheen checks his phone while Silverman sits by his side clutching a yellow rain coat" or "Don't mind me: It was a low-key exit from Silverman, who looked casual in a striped sweater and easy-fit jeans."

THAT IS SO FARKING STUPID. NO ONE WOULD EVER DO THAT, DUMMIES.
 
2014-06-06 03:04:38 PM  

Prophet of Loss: I first read "Charlie Sheen" and was pondering who to feel most sorry for when I realized my mistake.


I read "Martin Sheen" and now I'm thinking that would've made for an awkward episode of West Wing.
 
2014-06-06 03:11:27 PM  

Profedius: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 846x467]

Who doesn't?

Is that one of those where she reads it and responds or just a photoshoped? I love the former ones.


Former.  She said "no reason needed!" in response.
 
2014-06-06 03:40:40 PM  
She was naked in the shower in that one Seth Rogan movie.
 
2014-06-06 03:55:50 PM  

Buttknuckle: She was naked in the shower in that one Seth Rogan movie.


With Michelle Williams
 
2014-06-06 04:04:41 PM  

devilEther: Buttknuckle: She was naked in the shower in that one Seth Rogan movie.

With Michelle Williams


Yeah!  Can't remember what it was called.  Great movie though.
 
2014-06-06 04:13:41 PM  

Buttknuckle: devilEther: Buttknuckle: She was naked in the shower in that one Seth Rogan movie.

With Michelle Williams

Yeah!  Can't remember what it was called.  Great movie though.


Take this Waltz - NSFW
 
2014-06-06 04:19:13 PM  
Was this news? He was in line behind me at "Jodorowsky's Dune" and mentioned dating Sara (didn't say the last name though). Was a cool guy and actually struck up a conversation before I realized who he was to his credit. -not a cool story but he seemed like a cool bro.
 
2014-06-06 05:26:17 PM  

Buttknuckle: devilEther: Buttknuckle: She was naked in the shower in that one Seth Rogan movie.

With Michelle Williams

Yeah!  Can't remember what it was called.  Great movie though.


Sadly though she said she gained a lot of weight and let her hair grow for the role. I would have still hit it, but she looks much better before and after that role.

Yes it was a good movie.
 
2014-06-06 05:47:50 PM  
Michael Sheen has been lucky enough to convince both Kate Beckinsale and Rachel McAdams to lay him for years. Keep doin your thing, Michael Sheen, whatever it is is working brilliantly.
 
2014-06-06 06:38:02 PM  
I' d hit Sarah Silverman....she would be a fun little fark

I wouldn't mind the sloppy seconds with Carrie Keegan, either
 
2014-06-06 11:27:57 PM  

Prophet of Loss: I first read "Charlie Sheen" and was pondering who to feel most sorry for when I realized my mistake.


I first read it as Martin Sheen as well and was suddenly very sad for him.
 
2014-06-07 01:17:01 AM  
I'm surprised that no one has mentioned Michael's "work" as Aro in the Twilight "saga". The reason this scene takes place in an empty field is because Michael chewed every piece of scenery within a 10 mile radius

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP0zzKtchFQ

As the Rifftrax guys say after Aro's laugh (which is at the 1:44 mark in the clip) "There is nothing that we could say that would make this any funnier"
 
2014-06-07 02:14:34 AM  

Ann Coulter's Diiick: Michael Sheen has been lucky enough to convince both Kate Beckinsale and Rachel McAdams to lay him for years. Keep doin your thing, Michael Sheen, whatever it is is working brilliantly.


Yeah, when I hear 'Michael Sheen', I'm thinking 'the werewolf from the Underworld movies who used to screw Kate Beckinsale'.
 
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