Diogenes: WhoopAssWayne: Yesterday, I replaced a drain pipe in our rent house. It was raining the whole day. When I finished, I was covered head to toe in f****** mud. My wife tries to clean me somewhat with a garden hose. Now I'm more soaked and still muddy. And there sits our ride home - my new car/truck thing. I just stripped off to the underwear and drove home. I kept thinking - sure, it'd be embarrassing if I get pulled over, but I'm in my own ride and harming no one, especially my new seats.Was I kidding myself or was that ok?I think you're safe as long as you don't have an erection. But that might vary by state.
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