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(Anchorage Daily News)   Should the cops ever find you standing in the road in the middle of the afternoon only wearing boxers, make sure you give them a better story than this guy did   (adn.com) divider line 8
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2014-06-06 02:39:26 PM  
3 votes:
So I'm sitting there on the bulldozer, topless, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like, "What the fark.... Again??"
2014-06-06 01:44:18 PM  
3 votes:
If you're standing only in boxers, your story should not be brief.
2014-06-06 02:33:20 PM  
2 votes:
"This certainly isn't something we see happen every single day in that area,"

Usually it's the guy in the mudpants, every single day in this area.
2014-06-06 02:56:44 PM  
1 votes:
What do you mean? All according to plan.
www.cheese-magnet.com
/doubt he did this to himself
//look where it happened
///not the best suntan weather
2014-06-06 02:50:52 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: WhoopAssWayne: Yesterday, I replaced a drain pipe in our rent house. It was raining the whole day. When I finished, I was covered head to toe in f****** mud. My wife tries to clean me somewhat with a garden hose. Now I'm more soaked and still muddy. And there sits our ride home - my new car/truck thing. I just stripped off to the underwear and drove home. I kept thinking - sure, it'd be embarrassing if I get pulled over, but I'm in my own ride and harming no one, especially my new seats.

Was I kidding myself or was that ok?

I think you're safe as long as you don't have an erection.  But that might vary by state.


I don't know about him, but I have one now.
2014-06-06 02:42:06 PM  
1 votes:
Yesterday, I replaced a drain pipe in our rent house. It was raining the whole day. When I finished, I was covered head to toe in f****** mud. My wife tries to clean me somewhat with a garden hose. Now I'm more soaked and still muddy. And there sits our ride home - my new car/truck thing. I just stripped off to the underwear and drove home. I kept thinking - sure, it'd be embarrassing if I get pulled over, but I'm in my own ride and harming no one, especially my new seats.

Was I kidding myself or was that ok?
2014-06-06 02:32:55 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: "the occupants of the Toyota, wearing masks that partially covered their faces, stopped and exited the vehicle. The two men held the victim down, beat him and took his personal items, including his clothes."

hazinginthegreeksystem.weebly.com
Fraternity initiation?
2014-06-06 02:31:34 PM  
1 votes:
Was it some BS excuse about a fugue state?
 
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