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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Should the cops ever find you standing in the road in the middle of the afternoon only wearing boxers, make sure you give them a better story than this guy did   ( divider line
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2014-06-06 02:56:44 PM  
1 vote:
What do you mean? All according to plan.
/doubt he did this to himself
//look where it happened
///not the best suntan weather
2014-06-06 02:39:26 PM  
1 vote:
So I'm sitting there on the bulldozer, topless, barbecue sauce on my titties, and I'm like, "What the fark.... Again??"
2014-06-06 02:35:33 PM  
1 vote:

Mentalpatient87: Was it some BS excuse about a fugue state?
2014-06-06 02:31:34 PM  
1 vote:
Was it some BS excuse about a fugue state?
2014-06-06 02:22:51 PM  
1 vote:
I think I'd rather steal the ATV than the dude's clothes.
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