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(Komo)   "The man also pleaded ignorance that it was against the law to burn bags of feces behind police stations"   (komonews.com) divider line 42
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2014-06-05 11:35:25 PM  
learn something new every day.
 
2014-06-05 11:44:44 PM  
In front is still ok, though, right?

/right?
//seriously... a friend needs to know
 
2014-06-05 11:45:50 PM  
I thought this was America!
 
2014-06-05 11:46:15 PM  
It's destroying evidence. You're going to need it for court.
 
2014-06-05 11:51:35 PM  
I have to admit I didn't know about that, either.

That's going into the Notebook.
 
2014-06-06 12:47:06 AM  
Burning feces? Didn't we already cover this in the Taco Bell thread?
 
2014-06-06 12:53:29 AM  
He only did it to hide the smell of bacon.
 
2014-06-06 01:01:28 AM  
i.huffpost.com
Not Photoshop.
Real Poster from Bristol England.
 
2014-06-06 03:23:33 AM  

TommyymmoT: [i.huffpost.com image 640x468]
Not Photoshop.
Real Poster from Bristol England.


OMG....I wish we had a dog shiat law like that here.  Nine zillion dogs and maybe one out of a thousand picks up after their mutt.
 
2014-06-06 05:46:03 AM  

TommyymmoT: [i.huffpost.com image 640x468]
Not Photoshop.
Real Poster from Bristol England.


Jesus H. Christ. WTF???
 
2014-06-06 05:53:57 AM  

Aarontology: I thought this was America!


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-06 06:00:40 AM  
I could give a flaming bag of crap with "Don't tread on me" written on the side.
 
2014-06-06 06:08:59 AM  
I think the law says that's supposed to be done in the police station men's restroom.
 
2014-06-06 06:15:02 AM  
officers found a man burning a paper bag full of his own feces behind the building.

How did they determine it was his? I will await the lab tests before I judge.
 
2014-06-06 06:30:57 AM  
Well, is it?  It says he was charged with reckless burning.  What if, hypothetically, it was a controlled fire?
 
2014-06-06 06:35:22 AM  
If it's wrong to burn bags of feces behind police stations, than baby, I don't wanna be right!


Burn feces, BURN
 
2014-06-06 06:48:33 AM  

some_beer_drinker: If it's wrong to burn bags of feces behind police stations, than baby, I don't wanna be right!


Burn feces, BURN


...DISCO INFERNO!!!
 
2014-06-06 06:53:54 AM  
Are they gonna keep it in the evidence room for when the trial starts?

"Your honor, this is evidence A"
(tosses it up on the judge's bench)
 
2014-06-06 07:00:26 AM  

granolasteak: TommyymmoT: [i.huffpost.com image 640x468]
Not Photoshop.
Real Poster from Bristol England.

OMG....I wish we had a dog shiat law like that here.  Nine zillion dogs and maybe one out of a thousand picks up after their mutt.


Widespread accross Australia too. Very rare to see a dog owner without the pet poo bags used to grab thase warm soft parcels.
 
2014-06-06 07:24:37 AM  

fusillade762: officers found a man burning a paper bag full of his own feces behind the building.

How did they determine it was his? I will await the lab tests before I judge.


cdn.hark.com

You can't really dust for vomitfeces...
 
2014-06-06 07:25:45 AM  
Was that wrong?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-06 07:27:52 AM  
Was that wrong?  Should I have not done that?


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-06 07:42:19 AM  

serfdood: Was that wrong?  Should I have not done that?


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I'm just going to have to plead ignorance on this whole thing...
 
2014-06-06 08:05:11 AM  
I would argue that it is no more illegal to burn it there than anywhere else.  I suppose it's reckless endangerment, or possibly arson if it looks like the poop was intended to start a larger fire.
 
2014-06-06 08:20:16 AM  

fireclown: I would argue that it is no more illegal to burn it there than anywhere else.  I suppose it's reckless endangerment, or possibly arson if it looks like the poop was intended to start a larger fire.



What have you been eating that your poop is so highly flammable that it can be used as a fire accelerant?
 
2014-06-06 08:31:34 AM  

TommyymmoT: [i.huffpost.com image 640x468]
Not Photoshop.
Real Poster from Bristol England.


WTF? I'm both amused and disgusted as hell. I love a good gut-punch PSA, but dayyy-um.

/maybe he was just following Ezekiel 4:12?
//yes i'm ignoring context
 
2014-06-06 08:33:53 AM  
Dude was into some hot shiat.
 
2014-06-06 08:37:24 AM  

Nidiot: fireclown: I would argue that it is no more illegal to burn it there than anywhere else.  I suppose it's reckless endangerment, or possibly arson if it looks like the poop was intended to start a larger fire.


What have you been eating that your poop is so highly flammable that it can be used as a fire accelerant?


Some astoundingly hot wings from the weekend.  It wasn't until tuesday that I was no longer seeing through time.
 
2014-06-06 08:38:56 AM  
I believe the time honored method is to place some a nice fresh pile in a paper bag, roll a long tape like section of paper towel, lay it over the top of the dew, and light it. Once it gets going good slightly close off the bag and ring the door bell.
 
2014-06-06 08:49:40 AM  
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Senior bag-of-crap (Center) is not amused.
 
2014-06-06 08:50:06 AM  
We need to outlaw high capacity bowels.
 
2014-06-06 08:55:44 AM  
The proper way is to use the front door, and to ring the doorbell immediately after lighting the bag on fire.
Plus the "run away" part...
 
2014-06-06 09:15:05 AM  

StokeyBob: I believe the time honored method is to place some a nice fresh pile in a paper bag, roll a long tape like section of paper towel, lay it over the top of the dew, and light it. Once it gets going good slightly close off the bag and ring the door bell.


And then you run away.  That's the most important part.
 
2014-06-06 09:28:32 AM  

A Terrible Human: Aarontology: I thought this was America!

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http://ithoughtthiswasamerica.ytmnd.com/

I can't do it without the sound. Randy may well be the best character on SP, and when I encountered him in Stick of Truth I knew I was in for a good time.
 
2014-06-06 09:49:07 AM  

fusillade762: officers found a man burning a paper bag full of his own feces behind the building.

How did they determine it was his? I will await the lab tests before I judge.


Process of elimination, no doubt.
 
2014-06-06 10:40:39 AM  

LiberalConservative: granolasteak: TommyymmoT: [i.huffpost.com image 640x468]
Not Photoshop.
Real Poster from Bristol England.

OMG....I wish we had a dog shiat law like that here.  Nine zillion dogs and maybe one out of a thousand picks up after their mutt.

Widespread accross Australia too. Very rare to see a dog owner without the pet poo bags used to grab thase warm soft parcels.


I pick up after my mutt.  It makes a great hand warmer on cold mornings.
 
2014-06-06 10:46:36 AM  
If I don't pick up after my dogs, the neighbours dog comes over and eats it when he visits.

I have a closed ecosystem .
 
2014-06-06 10:58:43 AM  
sp1.yimg.com
 
2014-06-06 12:48:04 PM  
Gotta have the burn permit.
 
2014-06-06 01:05:03 PM  
 
2014-06-06 01:08:04 PM  
Weirder things happen all the time in Capitol Hill and this makes the news?
 
2014-06-06 02:46:34 PM  
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He called the shiat poop!
 
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