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(Canoe)   The City of Toronto is giving out free city-branded condoms on Coxwell Avenue   (lifewise.canoe.ca) divider line 29
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2014-06-06 01:14:00 AM  
And Cummer Ave, and Wood St., and Boner Ave... and...
 
2014-06-06 03:50:46 AM  
And you get free packets of lube with the ones they're giving out on Anal Way.
 
2014-06-06 05:16:29 AM  
Now even Torontoians are inspired to say "Fark Toronto!".
 
2014-06-06 06:08:00 AM  

sno man: And Cummer Ave, and Wood St., and Boner Ave... and...


No Cummer like an Old Cummer, is what they tell me up on Cocksfield Ave.
 
2014-06-06 06:20:27 AM  
A letter in French would suffice.
 
2014-06-06 07:13:44 AM  
No mention of Orfus road.
 
2014-06-06 07:23:22 AM  
For some reason, all the latex is cracked
 
2014-06-06 07:35:53 AM  
All's well that Coxwell.
 
2014-06-06 07:53:14 AM  
I'll bet Rob Ford is......behind this.
 
2014-06-06 07:56:55 AM  
Uh-huhuhuhuhuhuh... "Avenue."
 
2014-06-06 08:57:17 AM  
Ought to give them out in Dildo.
 
2014-06-06 09:00:06 AM  
Trojantario ?
 
2014-06-06 09:07:25 AM  
Alert the cockswain. We sail for Toronto.
 
2014-06-06 09:33:49 AM  
Tourism board slogan - Come in Toronto
 
2014-06-06 09:38:50 AM  
 
2014-06-06 09:59:25 AM  
Getting branded down there has gotta hurt, even if you're wearing a condom.
 
2014-06-06 10:01:37 AM  
Man is it going to be difficult explaining where onto is.
 
2014-06-06 10:06:35 AM  
I wanted to know Toronto's nickname like The Big Apple so I could make a joke. Turns out it is known as both Queen City and Hogtown and now I think I blew a funny fuse because I can't think of a single joke.
 
2014-06-06 10:08:03 AM  
I know this is female only, but they should also offer free birth control implants to anyone who wants them.
 
2014-06-06 10:10:31 AM  
It was great fodder being a teenager and taking the Cummer 42 bus or the GO Train from Old Cummer Station.
 
2014-06-06 10:20:28 AM  
They also have the city's slogan, "Welcome to Toronto. You are farked."

What people don't know is that the condoms have a hole in them to illustrate this point.
 
2014-06-06 11:08:30 AM  

K3rmy: They also have the city's slogan, "Welcome to Toronto. You are farked."

What people don't know is that the condoms have a hole in them to illustrate this point.


what a condom with a hole in it might look like...
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-06 01:02:48 PM  
Getting a kick out of this as I live right near the corner of Yonge and Cummer

/shudder
 
2014-06-06 01:59:03 PM  
They weren't allowed to give them out on Church St.
 
2014-06-06 02:11:08 PM  
Your condom says "Wendy?"

No buddy -- it says "Welcome to Toronto, eh. Have a nice day."
 
2014-06-06 02:33:16 PM  

Faddy: I wanted to know Toronto's nickname like The Big Apple so I could make a joke. Turns out it is known as both Queen City and Hogtown and now I think I blew a funny fuse because I can't think of a single joke.


It's also called The Big Smoke. Ponder that for its comedy potential.
 
2014-06-06 04:08:15 PM  

bingethinker: Faddy: I wanted to know Toronto's nickname like The Big Apple so I could make a joke. Turns out it is known as both Queen City and Hogtown and now I think I blew a funny fuse because I can't think of a single joke.

It's also called The Big Smoke. Ponder that for its comedy potential.


I've also heard "T dot" (sounds like...)
 
2014-06-06 04:16:33 PM  
They had to have put a special order for the extra small size.
 
2014-06-06 10:33:38 PM  

Rigger1955: They had to have put a special order for the extra small size.


Yes, there are a lot of Albertans working in Toronto.
 
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