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(WWLTV New Orleans)   If you're a homicide detective, and find yourself using a murder victim's blood to doodle his name on the street at the crime scene, it may be time to find another line of work   (wwltv.com) divider line 8
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2014-06-06 03:08:06 AM
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" Hoffacker may have used poor judgment, but said the detective never intended any harm and did not violate any departmental rules."

Wow.  If that's his only defense, he needs serious mental help.   There    is nothing right about drawing or writing anything in a crime victim's blood...especially if you aren't the victim.
2014-06-06 06:17:02 AM
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Hobodeluxe: That's not the job of a homicide detective. The job of a homicide detective is to sit around the office drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes until someone calls you with the name of the murderer.


Yup. Most of the detectives I know, when they're being honest, admit that 90% of the time, when they manage to "solve" a case it comes from one of four places.

1. The killer was at the scene when cops arrived.
2. They were caught within a block or two of the crime, with the weapon, by responding officers.
3. A friend or relative turned them in.
4. Someone calls to rat them out in exchange for a lighter sentence.

If, as a murderer, you can avoid those four things, odds are you will get away with it.
2014-06-06 05:28:05 AM
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2014-06-06 10:11:25 AM
1 votes:

strangeluck: This will be the plot for a new cop drama. "Brilliant Detective solves crimes through his artwork."


Working title: "Brush With The Law"
2014-06-06 09:28:30 AM
1 votes:
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2014-06-06 06:19:34 AM
1 votes:

A Terrible Human: Stress may have been a contributing factor, Hessler said

Now I don't know about any of you but I've never been so stressed out that I wrote stuff in human blood.


Well aren't you just a pillar of society...
2014-06-06 06:14:31 AM
1 votes:

Mirandized: nulluspixiusdemonica: Performance artists never get any respect....

Neither do cops.


Many cops I know are frustrated jocks who have a chip on their shoulder to begin with. Some are decent guys who actually respect the law, and want to serve. I don't respect the former, who just consider themselves "enforcers". You have to earn respect.
2014-06-06 05:35:38 AM
1 votes:
Stress may have been a contributing factor, Hessler said

Now I don't know about any of you but I've never been so stressed out that I wrote stuff in human blood.
 
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