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(WWLTV New Orleans)   If you're a homicide detective, and find yourself using a murder victim's blood to doodle his name on the street at the crime scene, it may be time to find another line of work   (wwltv.com) divider line 53
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2014-06-06 03:08:06 AM
" Hoffacker may have used poor judgment, but said the detective never intended any harm and did not violate any departmental rules."

Wow.  If that's his only defense, he needs serious mental help.   There    is nothing right about drawing or writing anything in a crime victim's blood...especially if you aren't the victim.
 
2014-06-06 03:31:26 AM
It would be helpful to know what the name was. It's creepy and wrong no matter what, but there are several levels of extra creepy between something short like "Al" and something long like "Guillermo La Paz de Contador y Guerrero".
 
2014-06-06 05:26:35 AM

granolasteak: " Hoffacker may have used poor judgment, but said the detective never intended any harm and did not violate any departmental rules."

Wow.  If that's his only defense, he needs serious mental help.   There    is nothing right about drawing or writing anything in a crime victim's blood...especially if you aren't the victim.


Yeah. What a ...

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2014-06-06 05:26:42 AM
Maybe he should try collecting rocks.
 
2014-06-06 05:28:05 AM
cdn3.whatculture.com
 
2014-06-06 05:28:40 AM
Performance artists never get any respect....
 
2014-06-06 05:30:23 AM

BowtoMogul: Maybe he should try collecting rocks.


They're minerals.
 
2014-06-06 05:33:12 AM

HotWingAgenda: It would be helpful to know what the name was. It's creepy and wrong no matter what, but there are several levels of extra creepy between something short like "Al" and something long like "Guillermo La Paz de Contador y Guerrero".


Nah, it's only creepy if he draws a smiley face after the name or writes something like "lol".
 
2014-06-06 05:35:38 AM
Stress may have been a contributing factor, Hessler said

Now I don't know about any of you but I've never been so stressed out that I wrote stuff in human blood.
 
2014-06-06 05:48:10 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: Performance artists never get any respect....


Neither do cops.
 
2014-06-06 05:57:41 AM
Being a homicide officer must be incredibly stressful. But using a victims blood for anything other than testing to find the killer is morally repugnant. That person died, and did not give consent. No matter how you look at it, you are using a persons death as a means of your artistic expression. Disgusting.
 
2014-06-06 06:00:16 AM
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That's not the job of a homicide detective. The job of a homicide detective is to sit around the office drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes until someone calls you with the name of the murderer.
 
2014-06-06 06:14:31 AM

Mirandized: nulluspixiusdemonica: Performance artists never get any respect....

Neither do cops.


Many cops I know are frustrated jocks who have a chip on their shoulder to begin with. Some are decent guys who actually respect the law, and want to serve. I don't respect the former, who just consider themselves "enforcers". You have to earn respect.
 
2014-06-06 06:17:02 AM

Hobodeluxe: That's not the job of a homicide detective. The job of a homicide detective is to sit around the office drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes until someone calls you with the name of the murderer.


Yup. Most of the detectives I know, when they're being honest, admit that 90% of the time, when they manage to "solve" a case it comes from one of four places.

1. The killer was at the scene when cops arrived.
2. They were caught within a block or two of the crime, with the weapon, by responding officers.
3. A friend or relative turned them in.
4. Someone calls to rat them out in exchange for a lighter sentence.

If, as a murderer, you can avoid those four things, odds are you will get away with it.
 
2014-06-06 06:19:34 AM

A Terrible Human: Stress may have been a contributing factor, Hessler said

Now I don't know about any of you but I've never been so stressed out that I wrote stuff in human blood.


Well aren't you just a pillar of society...
 
2014-06-06 06:23:20 AM
All I could see in the article was that he wrote a "message" but couldn't find anything elaborating on what that message was (nor anything about a name).

/My money's on "ouch"
 
2014-06-06 06:28:00 AM

devildog123: Hobodeluxe: That's not the job of a homicide detective. The job of a homicide detective is to sit around the office drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes until someone calls you with the name of the murderer.

Yup. Most of the detectives I know, when they're being honest, admit that 90% of the time, when they manage to "solve" a case it comes from one of four places.

1. The killer was at the scene when cops arrived.
2. They were caught within a block or two of the crime, with the weapon, by responding officers.
3. A friend or relative turned them in.
4. Someone calls to rat them out in exchange for a lighter sentence.

If, as a murderer, you can avoid those four things, odds are you will get away with it.


But the TV told me that they can ID you with a complete DNA analysis from a single hair (the only piece of tiny debris among thousands in the area that they bothered to test), even when no law enforcement agency (or any other entity) has a sample of your DNA to which it can be compared.  Are you suggesting real life isn't amazing enough to be entertaining?
 
2014-06-06 06:32:31 AM
This was an isolated incident

And there it is.

/Again
 
2014-06-06 06:32:59 AM
Guess we won't be seeing this case on The First 48.
 
2014-06-06 06:33:44 AM

abhorrent1: This was an isolated incident

And there it is.

/Again


Overzealous artist?
 
2014-06-06 06:41:14 AM

A Terrible Human: Stress may have been a contributing factor, Hessler said

Now I don't know about any of you but I've never been so stressed out that I wrote stuff in human blood.


I have.
 
2014-06-06 06:42:14 AM
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2014-06-06 06:45:14 AM
He was doing a Sideshow Bob impersonation.
 
2014-06-06 07:00:30 AM

kling_klang_bed: [images.sodahead.com image 350x175]

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What is that list? I lol'd
 
2014-06-06 07:02:08 AM

EggSniper: devildog123: Hobodeluxe: That's not the job of a homicide detective. The job of a homicide detective is to sit around the office drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes until someone calls you with the name of the murderer.

Yup. Most of the detectives I know, when they're being honest, admit that 90% of the time, when they manage to "solve" a case it comes from one of four places.

1. The killer was at the scene when cops arrived.
2. They were caught within a block or two of the crime, with the weapon, by responding officers.
3. A friend or relative turned them in.
4. Someone calls to rat them out in exchange for a lighter sentence.

If, as a murderer, you can avoid those four things, odds are you will get away with it.

But the TV told me that they can ID you with a complete DNA analysis from a single hair (the only piece of tiny debris among thousands in the area that they bothered to test), even when no law enforcement agency (or any other entity) has a sample of your DNA to which it can be compared.  Are you suggesting real life isn't amazing enough to be entertaining?


You can also say enhance to the computer a bunch and get a clear photo
 
2014-06-06 07:21:26 AM

boarch: kling_klang_bed: [images.sodahead.com image 350x175]

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 500x667]

What is that list? I lol'd


I'm guessing a grocery list from what it said on top, but who the fark puts metal wire, Ethernet cables and biscuits on his grocery list?
 
2014-06-06 07:43:47 AM

kling_klang_bed: boarch: kling_klang_bed: [images.sodahead.com image 350x175]

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 500x667]

What is that list? I lol'd

I'm guessing a grocery list from what it said on top, but who the fark puts metal wire, Ethernet cables and biscuits on his grocery list?


It's supposed to be a humorous dialogue between two list writers. I was just wondering where the hell the poster found it
 
2014-06-06 07:51:41 AM
Methinks he has some mental issues given the other pieces of artwork that TFA mentioned.
 
2014-06-06 07:53:41 AM

boarch: kling_klang_bed: boarch: kling_klang_bed: [images.sodahead.com image 350x175]

[media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 500x667]

What is that list? I lol'd

I'm guessing a grocery list from what it said on top, but who the fark puts metal wire, Ethernet cables and biscuits on his grocery list?

It's supposed to be a humorous dialogue between two list writers. I was just wondering where the hell the poster found it


No idea. I just googled 'red ink grocery list' and found it.
 
2014-06-06 08:51:31 AM
The victim clearly showed he didn't want his blood anymore when he discarded it on the street. Detective Hoffacker showed civic pride by turning debris into public art.
 
2014-06-06 09:18:01 AM
This will be the plot for a new cop drama. "Brilliant Detective solves crimes through his artwork."
 
2014-06-06 09:19:06 AM

Mirandized: nulluspixiusdemonica: Performance artists never get any respect....

Neither do cops.


Right, but the performance artists deserve it.  Unless they're cops.
 
2014-06-06 09:19:50 AM

A Terrible Human: Stress may have been a contributing factor, Hessler said

Now I don't know about any of you but I've never been so stressed out that I wrote stuff in human blood.


You don't do that because of stress.  You do it because it's kinky.
 
2014-06-06 09:24:00 AM

ariseatex: abhorrent1: This was an isolated incident

And there it is.

/Again

Overzealous artist?


Or someone who badly needed a pen.
 
2014-06-06 09:28:30 AM
i.crackedcdn.com
 
2014-06-06 09:29:39 AM
Maybe he thought it was Passover.
 
2014-06-06 09:36:05 AM

Bathysphere: He was doing a Sideshow Bob impersonation.


Ugh, I hate performance art.
 
2014-06-06 09:51:54 AM
OK enough. I live in N.O. There's plenty jaded cops, this guy isn't one. This has guy who has to show up and deal with the ugliest of the ugliest.

Is there going to be any memorial for the guy who was killed? Probably not. So instead of an anonymous blood stain here's one that speaks the dead man's name one last time.
 
2014-06-06 10:07:53 AM
Thanks, Officer Jackson Pollack.
 
2014-06-06 10:11:25 AM

strangeluck: This will be the plot for a new cop drama. "Brilliant Detective solves crimes through his artwork."


Working title: "Brush With The Law"
 
2014-06-06 11:08:57 AM

A Terrible Human: Now I don't know about any of you but I've never been so stressed out that I wrote stuff in human blood.


That's only because you've never had easy access to human blood OR been nearly as stressed out as this person.
 
2014-06-06 11:12:18 AM

pete1729: Is there going to be any memorial for the guy who was killed? Probably not.


How do you know? Do all families everywhere have a pact to disown children who are murdered?
 
2014-06-06 11:30:25 AM
i can't believe there's no David Caruso in this thread
 
2014-06-06 11:36:31 AM

detached23: strangeluck: This will be the plot for a new cop drama. "Brilliant Detective solves crimes through his artwork."

Working title: "Brush With The Law"


You win.
 
2014-06-06 12:11:37 PM

SuperChuck: i can't believe there's no David Caruso in this thread


Here ya go
 
2014-06-06 12:54:48 PM

pete1729: OK enough. I live in N.O. There's plenty jaded cops, this guy isn't one. This has guy who has to show up and deal with the ugliest of the ugliest.

Is there going to be any memorial for the guy who was killed? Probably not. So instead of an anonymous blood stain here's one that speaks the dead man's name one last time.


That was my take. As long as he's not trying to push the envelope with his art (and he doesn't sound that shallow) I think he was giving a name to corpse what would otherwise be just another homicide statistic.
 
2014-06-06 01:18:07 PM

A Terrible Human: Stress may have been a contributing factor, Hessler said

Now I don't know about any of you but I've never been so stressed out that I wrote stuff in human blood.


do you have witness the aftermath of criminal homicide on a regular basis?
 
2014-06-06 01:23:34 PM

Jaws_Victim: Being a homicide officer must be incredibly stressful. But using a victims blood for anything other than testing to find the killer is morally repugnant. That person died, and did not give consent. No matter how you look at it, you are using a persons death as a means of your artistic expression. Disgusting.


I didn't catch where they mentioned he did it as an art project. It's a crazy and gross thing to do in any context, but self promotion I don't think was his main motivator. I wonder what message he wrote in the blood. eugh.
 
2014-06-06 01:36:00 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: A Terrible Human: Stress may have been a contributing factor, Hessler said

Now I don't know about any of you but I've never been so stressed out that I wrote stuff in human blood.

do you have witness the aftermath of criminal homicide on a regular basis?


Nope but what that detective did was highly inappropriate and them excusing it by saying he's stressed is pure bullshiat.
 
2014-06-06 02:05:35 PM

TrainingWheelsNeeded: Jaws_Victim: Being a homicide officer must be incredibly stressful. But using a victims blood for anything other than testing to find the killer is morally repugnant. That person died, and did not give consent. No matter how you look at it, you are using a persons death as a means of your artistic expression. Disgusting.

I didn't catch where they mentioned he did it as an art project. It's a crazy and gross thing to do in any context, but self promotion I don't think was his main motivator. I wonder what message he wrote in the blood. eugh.


I think it was the deceased's name.
 
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