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(Talking Points Memo)   Cliven "the negro on the welfare is the problem" Bundy owes the people of the United States more money than every other rancher in the county, COMBINED   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2014-06-05 04:07:39 PM  
This guy isn't wearing an orange jumpsuit in a cage yet?

Soon...soon
 
2014-06-05 04:16:43 PM  
Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.
 
2014-06-05 04:21:42 PM  

Calmamity: Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.


He could eat a kitten, live, on national television and his supporters would say "He's well within his rights and the kitten had it coming."

This guy isn't really a person at this point; he's the fantastical figure at the center of a narrative about the Jackbooted Government Thugs and the Common Working Man who Just Wants to Live Free.  You can't disgrace a fantastical figure with tedious things like facts.
 
2014-06-05 04:23:59 PM  
I certainly hope the distinct smell of pot given off by his cows won't cause the feds to confiscate them and have a big barbecue.
 
2014-06-05 04:41:11 PM  
Cliven "the negro on the welfare is the problem" Bundy owes the people of the United States more money than every other rancher in the country, COMBINED.
 
2014-06-05 04:59:08 PM  

www.longstoryshortpier.com

 
2014-06-05 05:25:10 PM  
He is a criminal who should be in jail
 
2014-06-05 05:55:34 PM  
Cliven, the white welfare queen


/nttawwt
 
2014-06-05 05:55:38 PM  
we should have traded Cliven for Bergdhal.
 
2014-06-05 05:56:32 PM  

Isitoveryet: we should have traded Cliven for Bergdhal.


The Taliban would have been insulted.
 
2014-06-05 05:59:49 PM  

Chariset: This guy isn't really a person at this point; he's the fantastical figure at the center of a narrative about the Jackbooted Government Thugs and the Common Working Man who Just Wants to Live Free.


True, but I still can't get over the fact that his grandstanding is all about his right to suckle at the government's teat for free, and that none of his supporters can see this.
 
2014-06-05 06:03:16 PM  
This patriot is going to have to find himself one of those fancy jew lawyers.
 
2014-06-05 06:03:29 PM  
Republican National Hero.
 
2014-06-05 06:04:49 PM  

Calmamity: Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.


Especially now that his cadre of armed, unemployed thugs are seemingly packing tent and heading north to harrass the locals in Hailey, Idaho.
 
2014-06-05 06:05:28 PM  

Chariset: Calmamity: Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.

He could eat a kitten, live, on national television and his supporters would say "He's well within his rights and the kitten had it coming."

This guy isn't really a person at this point; he's the fantastical figure at the center of a narrative about the Jackbooted Government Thugs and the Common Working Man who Just Wants to Live Free.  You can't disgrace a fantastical figure with tedious things like facts.


So Joe the Plumber?
 
2014-06-05 06:07:12 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Isitoveryet: we should have traded Cliven for Bergdhal.

The Taliban would have been insulted.


Dunno. On a lot of issues the Taliban and Bundy would get along just fine.
 
2014-06-05 06:08:34 PM  

gunga galunga: Calmamity: Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.

Especially now that his cadre of armed, unemployed thugs are seemingly packing tent and heading north to harrass the locals in Hailey, Idaho.


They were fighting among themselves almost as soon as the media saw the next story.

The only thing saving this guy right now is the sheriff is on his side.
 
2014-06-05 06:09:27 PM  

Super Chronic: Chariset: This guy isn't really a person at this point; he's the fantastical figure at the center of a narrative about the Jackbooted Government Thugs and the Common Working Man who Just Wants to Live Free.

True, but I still can't get over the fact that his grandstanding is all about his right to suckle at the government's teat for free, and that none of his supporters can see this.


In their eyes, he owes nothing, and the government is trying to STEAL what's rightfully his.
 
2014-06-05 06:10:02 PM  

fusillade762: UNC_Samurai: Isitoveryet: we should have traded Cliven for Bergdhal.

The Taliban would have been insulted.

Dunno. On a lot of issues the Taliban and Bundy would get along just fine.


"You worship the wrong god. Your love of guns and hatred of the government is invalid."

/Which would say that first?
 
2014-06-05 06:11:35 PM  

meat0918: gunga galunga: Calmamity: Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.

Especially now that his cadre of armed, unemployed thugs are seemingly packing tent and heading north to harrass the locals in Hailey, Idaho.

They were fighting among themselves almost as soon as the media saw the next story.

The only thing saving this guy right now is the sheriff is on his side.


Well the sheriff is the highest constitutional authority in the land
 
2014-06-05 06:12:25 PM  

Super Chronic: Chariset: This guy isn't really a person at this point; he's the fantastical figure at the center of a narrative about the Jackbooted Government Thugs and the Common Working Man who Just Wants to Live Free.

True, but I still can't get over the fact that his grandstanding is all about his right to suckle at the government's teat for free, and that none of his supporters can see this.


This is because they see it this way:

White People getting government money : People just getting back what they have paid into and deserve
Black People getting government money : Leaches off the system


That's pretty much Republicans in general. When they do it it's ok. But when others do it, it is not.
 
2014-06-05 06:13:11 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: meat0918: gunga galunga: Calmamity: Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.

Especially now that his cadre of armed, unemployed thugs are seemingly packing tent and heading north to harrass the locals in Hailey, Idaho.

They were fighting among themselves almost as soon as the media saw the next story.

The only thing saving this guy right now is the sheriff is on his side.

Well the sheriff is the highest constitutional authority in the land


Which is funny since the United States isnt a monarchy. Seriously Sheriffs are overrated.
 
2014-06-05 06:15:15 PM  
Why is it rugged individualists feel they have the right to shared property without the consent of the other owners?
 
2014-06-05 06:16:38 PM  

Super Chronic: Chariset: This guy isn't really a person at this point; he's the fantastical figure at the center of a narrative about the Jackbooted Government Thugs and the Common Working Man who Just Wants to Live Free.

True, but I still can't get over the fact that his grandstanding is all about his right to suckle at the government's teat for free, and that none of his supporters can see this.


I'm going to let you in on a little secret: If the US were 100% white, a lot less people would have a problem with the federal government and its teats. First they were afraid the Feds would free their slaves, then they were angry that the Feds enforced black voting rights, then they were angry that the Feds provided blacks with poor relief and civil rights. A lot of people don't like to hear it, but white supremacy has always been at the core of anti-government sentiment in the US. So in this case, "white man versus the federal government" was all they needed to hear to get them to point guns at people.
 
2014-06-05 06:17:44 PM  

Chariset: Calmamity: Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.

He could eat a kitten, live, on national television and his supporters would say "He's well within his rights and the kitten had it coming."

This guy isn't really a person at this point; he's the fantastical figure at the center of a narrative about the Jackbooted Government Thugs and the Common Working Man who Just Wants to Live Free.  You can't disgrace a fantastical figure with tedious things like facts.


You can still throw his ass in prison and indict all his toadies for obstruction of justice though.
 
2014-06-05 06:18:37 PM  

meat0918: gunga galunga: Calmamity: Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.

Especially now that his cadre of armed, unemployed thugs are seemingly packing tent and heading north to harrass the locals in Hailey, Idaho.

They were fighting among themselves almost as soon as the media saw the next story.

The only thing saving this guy right now is the sheriff is on his side.


I don't even think the Sheriff was on his side. He just wanted everybody to back down and let the whole thing blow over. Then Bundy's group started setting up roadblocks and sending out death threats to the residents and businesses in the area that they felt disrespected them, and he asked for help from the Feds.
 
2014-06-05 06:19:11 PM  

Lord Dimwit: Why is it rugged individualists feel they have the right to shared property without the consent of the other owners?


It's not entitlement when it's guys like this.
 
2014-06-05 06:21:52 PM  
Freedom isn't free.
 
2014-06-05 06:30:50 PM  
Well obviously white people on wellfare is NOT the problem.  Becuase sometimes people (including corporations) need a helping hand-out.
 
2014-06-05 06:32:16 PM  
 
2014-06-05 06:32:32 PM  
"I got some ice cream!
I got some ice cream!
You can't afford it!
You can't afford it!
'Cause you is on the welfare!"
 
2014-06-05 06:33:08 PM  
I heard that the Gubbmint put a lien on his cattle so when he sells them the check will go to the Fed.  I really hope that's true.  I'd love to see his face when he realizes he's just been raising cattle for fun.
 
2014-06-05 06:35:57 PM  
FTFA: Out of 16,000 ranchers who graze cattle on property managed by the federal Bureau of Land Management, only one reportedly owes more money in late grazing fees than all the others combined -- Nevada rancher Cliven Bundy.

It's only POSSIBLE for one individual to owe more than all others combined.  Any others would be part of the rest being combined.

Excellent job Mr. Editor.
 
2014-06-05 06:41:10 PM  
I liked how Jon Stewart ripped into Sean Hannity for this.
 
2014-06-05 06:44:23 PM  

HighOnCraic: "I got some ice cream!
I got some ice cream!
You can't afford it!
You can't afford it!
'Cause you is on the welfare!"


"You wanna lick! Psyche!
 
2014-06-05 06:46:29 PM  

Gergesa: I liked how Jon Stewart ripped into Sean Hannity for this.


Has Hannity said one stinking word about this clown since The Negro Speech?
 
2014-06-05 06:50:13 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-05 06:51:23 PM  

Aquapope: I heard that the Gubbmint put a lien on his cattle so when he sells them the check will go to the Fed.  I really hope that's true.  I'd love to see his face when he realizes he's just been raising cattle for fun.


It would warm my heart as well.
 
2014-06-05 06:51:26 PM  
Y'know... just this once... I think I'd be cool with execution-by-drone on US soil.
(But that's just me.)
 
2014-06-05 06:52:22 PM  

MFAWG: Gergesa: I liked how Jon Stewart ripped into Sean Hannity for this.

Has Hannity said one stinking word about this clown since The Negro Speech?


He claimed he himself was the real victim in the entire situation.
 
2014-06-05 06:56:39 PM  

Corvus: Super Chronic: Chariset: This guy isn't really a person at this point; he's the fantastical figure at the center of a narrative about the Jackbooted Government Thugs and the Common Working Man who Just Wants to Live Free.

True, but I still can't get over the fact that his grandstanding is all about his right to suckle at the government's teat for free, and that none of his supporters can see this.

This is because they see it this way:

White People getting government money : People just getting back what they have paid into and deserve
Black People getting government money : Leaches off the system


That's pretty much Republicans in general. When they do it it's ok. But when others do it, it is not.


I agree, but glass houses and all that.
 
2014-06-05 06:57:50 PM  

Gergesa: I liked how Jon Stewart ripped into Sean Hannity for this.


You might be thinking of Colbert and the Ballad of Cliven Bundy. Awesome stuff.
 
2014-06-05 06:58:07 PM  

Chariset: This guy isn't really a person at this point; he's the fantastical figure at the center of a narrative about the Jackbooted Government Thugs and the Common Working Man who Just Wants to Live For Free.


FTFY
 
2014-06-05 07:05:39 PM  

Chariset: He could eat a kitten, live, on national television and his supporters would say "He's well within his rights and the kitten had it coming."


Bundy's supporters (read:the rednecks who traveled from around the country to go to his ranch and point their penis substitutes at federal employees) are too busy going to Idaho to harass and threaten SGT Bergdahl's family and hometown to care about what Bundy does when Fox News' cameras aren't around.

And since the right wing noise machine is too busy saying we should have left Bergdahl to rot in a cave in the steppes of Afghanistan (after 5 years of wanting Obama to rescue him at all costs) and questioning the patriotism of a guy who signed his name on the dotted line, Bundy's 15 minutes are just about all used up and nobody's gonna raise a stink on his behalf when he quietly receives a certified letter containing a foreclosure notice on his ranch with the explanation that there's a lien on the property for the amount he owes BLM... or goes home after a trip to Walmart and finds the locks changed and the notice tacked to the door.
 
2014-06-05 07:10:04 PM  
The county would be bad enough -- but it's the country.
 
2014-06-05 07:11:26 PM  

cman: Doktor_Zhivago: meat0918: gunga galunga: Calmamity: Now that everyone knows what a sh*tbag he is, maybe the feds should roll back in there.

Especially now that his cadre of armed, unemployed thugs are seemingly packing tent and heading north to harrass the locals in Hailey, Idaho.

They were fighting among themselves almost as soon as the media saw the next story.

The only thing saving this guy right now is the sheriff is on his side.

Well the sheriff is the highest constitutional authority in the land

Which is funny since the United States isnt a monarchy. Seriously Sheriffs are overrated.


Sherifs are still cool, though right? Being descendants of Mohammed and all.
 
2014-06-05 07:15:22 PM  

The teabagger darling is a deadbeat!? I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you!

 
2014-06-05 07:16:12 PM  

mrshowrules: Aquapope: I heard that the Gubbmint put a lien on his cattle so when he sells them the check will go to the Fed.  I really hope that's true.  I'd love to see his face when he realizes he's just been raising cattle for fun.

It would warm my heart as well.


Oh God that'd just be beautiful.

Say, why isn't this thread full of troll-red posts defending the guy?
 
2014-06-05 07:16:20 PM  

Aquapope: I heard that the Gubbmint put a lien on his cattle so when he sells them the check will go to the Fed.  I really hope that's true.  I'd love to see his face when he realizes he's just been raising cattle for fun.


Eminent domain his whole property. Knock it down and turn it into an Indian culture national park, just for sh*** and giggles.
 
2014-06-05 07:17:32 PM  

King Something: Bundy's supporters... are too busy going to Idaho to harass and threaten SGT Bergdahl's family and hometown to care about what Bundy does when Fox News' cameras aren't around.


Wait seriously?

And they never question themselves, do they?
 
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