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(Contact Music)   And so after 'J. Edgar,' 'Movie 43', 'Diana,' Naomi Watts decides it's time to sign up for a blockbuster franchise. Any blockbuster franchise   (contactmusic.com) divider line 42
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2014-06-06 12:30:55 AM
Tank Girl 2 with Lori Petty. It'll be a hit I tell you.
 
2014-06-06 01:33:36 AM
Who's J. Edgar?
 
2014-06-06 01:34:23 AM
She is ...not good
 
2014-06-06 01:37:00 AM
She's rad and has a great resume. Subby's a biatch.
 
2014-06-06 01:42:58 AM
Or she has career and and opportunity to make some cash.
 
2014-06-06 01:46:40 AM
"You dropped your books, f..kface."

Kinda like what shiatshow Movie 43 was.
 
2014-06-06 01:47:12 AM
We'll always have that lesbian scene from "Mulholland Drive"

www.lynchnet.com

Giggity!
 
2014-06-06 01:58:15 AM

fusillade762: We'll always have that lesbian scene from "Mulholland Drive"



Giggity!


And it was originally supposed to be another Lynch TV series.


/weird, incomprehensible movie
//but really cool nonetheless
 
2014-06-06 02:16:01 AM

nmrsnr: Tank Girl 2 with Lori Petty. It'll be a hit I tell you.


Who?
 
2014-06-06 02:29:57 AM
Movie 43 was weird. How that thing got made in the first place, I'll never understand.
 
2014-06-06 02:40:45 AM

EvilMonkeyBoy: nmrsnr: Tank Girl 2 with Lori Petty. It'll be a hit I tell you.

Who?


I think she was the pitcher in A League of Their Own.
 
2014-06-06 03:17:03 AM
I love Naomi Watts.

And I have also found her film choices baffling.
 
2014-06-06 03:25:05 AM
She would make a better Indy that sparkly-vampire twink.
 
2014-06-06 03:59:07 AM

Alphax: EvilMonkeyBoy: nmrsnr: Tank Girl 2 with Lori Petty. It'll be a hit I tell you.

Who?

I think she was the pitcher in A League of Their Own.


Yeah I know I liked her on the show Brimstone and a bunch of other things in the nineties. I just wanted to mess with the Tank Girl fanboy/girl.
 
2014-06-06 04:49:26 AM
When you're Nicole Kidman Jr., you'll take what you can get.
 
2014-06-06 06:24:38 AM

fusillade762: We'll always have that lesbian scene from "Mulholland Drive"

[www.lynchnet.com image 561x768]

Giggity!


Don't forget the extended, solo, tearful, monkey-spanking at the end.
 
2014-06-06 06:29:08 AM
King Kong 2: Electric Boogaloo!
 
2014-06-06 06:29:37 AM
I would hit that like the fist of a fairly annoyed god if my wife would let me.
 
2014-06-06 06:34:28 AM
(looks at pic of Naomi Watts in article)

Ruthless leader of the Factionless... hmm, I'm not sure I see that..

No, I haven't read the books.
 
2014-06-06 07:06:42 AM
I'll say it:  I enjoyed Movie 43.

No, it wasn't Kentucky Fried Movie.  Or even Amazon Women on the Moon.  Hell, or even Hollywood Shuffle!

But damn if it wasn't funny seeing "big name" stars doing the things they were doing.

I enjoyed every minute of it (except the cartoon cat one.  THAT'S been done to death, no pun intended)
 
2014-06-06 07:20:52 AM

fusillade762: We'll always have that lesbian scene from "Mulholland Drive"



Giggity!


She was incredible in that movie. Brilliant movie, brilliant and inexplicably underrated performance.
 
2014-06-06 07:32:03 AM
Most baffling disparity in Hollywood between acting talent and agent's competence.
 
2014-06-06 07:56:01 AM

Cargo: fusillade762: We'll always have that lesbian scene from "Mulholland Drive"



Giggity!

And it was originally supposed to be another Lynch TV series.


/weird, incomprehensible movie
//but really cool nonetheless


It's very comprehensible. Read movie critic Hulk's analysis of it.
 
2014-06-06 07:57:58 AM

rzrwiresunrise: Movie 43 was weird. How that thing got made in the first place, I'll never understand.


It was baffling how awful it was.  I don't even think I cracked a smile once.  If I hadn't been too hungover to reach for the remote, I wouldn't have made it through it.
 
2014-06-06 08:21:30 AM

FLMountainMan: rzrwiresunrise: Movie 43 was weird. How that thing got made in the first place, I'll never understand.

It was baffling how awful it was.  I don't even think I cracked a smile once.  If I hadn't been too hungover to reach for the remote, I wouldn't have made it through it.


It was so bad... if I hadn't be tied up, held at gunpoint, and forced to watch it, I wouldn't have.

/AIDIR?
 
2014-06-06 08:39:11 AM

buntz: I'll say it:  I enjoyed Movie 43.

No, it wasn't Kentucky Fried Movie.  Or even Amazon Women on the Moon.  Hell, or even Hollywood Shuffle!

But damn if it wasn't funny seeing "big name" stars doing the things they were doing.

I enjoyed every minute of it (except the cartoon cat one.  THAT'S been done to death, no pun intended)


I am there with you.  I went in with low expectations, and I thought it was funny enough, for the same reasons.
 
2014-06-06 08:51:03 AM

Alphax: EvilMonkeyBoy: nmrsnr: Tank Girl 2 with Lori Petty. It'll be a hit I tell you.

Who?

I think she was the pitcher in A League of Their Own.


She was the girl in Point Break
 
2014-06-06 09:09:43 AM

gwowen: She is ...not good


slicefriedgold.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-06 09:22:18 AM
J. Edgar was a good movie.
 
2014-06-06 09:46:19 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Alphax: EvilMonkeyBoy: nmrsnr: Tank Girl 2 with Lori Petty. It'll be a hit I tell you.

Who?

I think she was the pitcher in A League of Their Own.

She was the girl in Point Break


This.
 
2014-06-06 09:57:36 AM
Ahh, Naomi...
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
3.bp.blogspot.com
www.buzzlogin.com

... I'll always hold a special place for you

on my lap.
 
2014-06-06 10:36:48 AM

EvilMonkeyBoy: Alphax: EvilMonkeyBoy: nmrsnr: Tank Girl 2 with Lori Petty. It'll be a hit I tell you.

Who?

I think she was the pitcher in A League of Their Own.

Yeah I know I liked her on the show Brimstone and a bunch of other things in the nineties. I just wanted to mess with the Tank Girl fanboy/girl.


John Glover needs to play the devil in something again. He was great in that.
 
2014-06-06 10:43:09 AM

LonMead: Ahh, Naomi...
[media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com image 683x853]
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]
[www.buzzlogin.com image 850x907]

... I'll always hold a special place for you

on my lap.


That last pic is probably nsfw, but thanks anyway.
 
2014-06-06 10:46:25 AM
After GIS'ing Naomi Watts nude I'm left wondering, is that a C-section scar I see?
 
2014-06-06 10:56:11 AM
The Ring, Funny Games, Eastern Promises?  give her a break.
 
2014-06-06 11:18:55 AM
She's a decent actress who does well when appropriately cast.  She's made some lame choices lately it seems, I kinda wondered where she went.  She's nearing the age where the parts start to dry up quickly. (All puns intended).
 
2014-06-06 12:20:38 PM

dionysusaur: fusillade762: We'll always have that lesbian scene from "Mulholland Drive"

[www.lynchnet.com image 561x768]

Giggity!

Don't forget the extended, solo, tearful, monkey-spanking at the end.


She said a lot of those tears were real, because she was so unhappy doing that scene. Her unhappiness really worked out well for the scene, because the anguish was realistic.

I wonder if I saw he extended scene you speak of. I think I only saw the theatrical release. Is there a another version?
 
2014-06-06 12:48:29 PM
I only saw the theatrical release. Extended as in 'of significant extent,' not 'lengthened for the gigghitiez'
 
2014-06-06 01:53:42 PM

fusillade762: We'll always have that lesbian scene from "Mulholland Drive"


And the dance scene on the boat in King Kong.
/nicely swaying boobies.
//wish someone would make a gif of that.
 
2014-06-06 03:27:11 PM
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All the makings of a redsquid sammich! Throw in Ann Magnussen's Madame and make it a double decker!
I like Tank Girl way too much.
 
2014-06-06 03:36:34 PM

redsquid: All the makings of a redsquid sammich!


I think that is spelled tribadism
 
2014-06-06 09:58:34 PM

Bruce Campbell: buntz: I'll say it:  I enjoyed Movie 43.

No, it wasn't Kentucky Fried Movie.  Or even Amazon Women on the Moon.  Hell, or even Hollywood Shuffle!

But damn if it wasn't funny seeing "big name" stars doing the things they were doing.

I enjoyed every minute of it (except the cartoon cat one.  THAT'S been done to death, no pun intended)

I am there with you.  I went in with low expectations, and I thought it was funny enough, for the same reasons.


I thought the cat shoving a hair brush up it's ass while masturbating while watching his owner bang Elizabeth Banks made that one worth it. The iBabe wasn't funny. I'll be in the liked it camp.
 
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