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(io9)   Scientists discover that animals with sharp daggers embedded in their faces are not really cute and cuddly   (animals.io9.com) divider line 16
    More: Obvious, Animals, tusks, pinnipeds, walrus, molt, sea creatures, Hudson Bay, Svalbard  
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2014-06-05 10:17:30 AM  
Scientists have always been terrible arbiters of cuteness, anyhow.
 
2014-06-05 12:30:39 PM  
Walruses are not cute and cuddly.

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That is cute and cuddly.
 
2014-06-05 12:45:38 PM  
Don't even cows occasionally chomp down a chicken?
 
2014-06-05 12:48:18 PM  
So Cats are not cute and cuddly, got it.
 
2014-06-05 12:52:12 PM  
They are cute and cuddly unless you HAVE A SENSE OF SMELL! (Was once downwind from a bunch of walri. Still puking.)
 
2014-06-05 12:52:38 PM  
Who on earth thinks walruses are cute and cuddly? They're gigantic foul-smelling lumps of fat, muscle, and aggression.
 
2014-06-05 12:54:03 PM  
How bad of a bird do you need to be to get caught by a farking walrus?
 
2014-06-05 12:55:16 PM  
This is borne out by the relatively small canine teeth of the docile, peace-loving, vegetarian Homo sapiens sapiens.
 
2014-06-05 12:56:40 PM  

Russ1642: They're gigantic foul-smelling lumps of fat, muscle, and aggression.


Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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2014-06-05 12:58:06 PM  

Russ1642: Who on earth thinks walruses are cute and cuddly? They're gigantic foul-smelling lumps of fat, muscle, and aggression.


Walruses are people of Walmart?
 
2014-06-05 01:04:00 PM  

cgraves67: Russ1642: Who on earth thinks walruses are cute and cuddly? They're gigantic foul-smelling lumps of fat, muscle, and aggression.

Walruses are people of Walrusmart?


FTFY
 
2014-06-05 01:20:04 PM  
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2014-06-05 01:34:50 PM  
Well maybe if people would stop stealing their bukkets, walruses would play nice
 
2014-06-05 01:47:25 PM  
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Agree

/Well, okay, *now* they agree.
 
2014-06-05 03:00:40 PM  

Russ1642: Who on earth thinks walruses are cute and cuddly? They're gigantic foul-smelling lumps of fat, muscle, and aggression.


...with sharp daggers embedded in their face.
 
2014-06-05 03:00:57 PM  
So that's what happened to Tennessee Tuxedo.
 
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